Ass Eating Made Simple. 7 Golden Rules for the New Boyfriend. Dr. Peggy Bungchow, IBCL, PHD. Best Selling Author of 10,000 Dick Pics


Book Description

Smile and laugh every day with this handy gag gift note book featuring generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big chief. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, St Patrick's Day, for mommy on Mother's Day or for daddy on Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this diary notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employee, co-worker or supervisor.A gorgeous blank, lined notebook to help you keep organized during your busy day. This handy 6x9 notebook with 110 pages of wide ruled lined paper is the perfect size to carry around with you and keep in your bag or inside pocket. It's great for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or using as a diary. It also makes a great gift idea for the executive in your life! Binding: Professional trade paperback binding. Interior: 100 pages of college wide ruled paper Cover: Tough glossy paperback Dimensions: Standard Composition notebook size: 6 x 9 in Use as Composition Notebook or Journal Please note: This is a plain ruled notebook. There is no internal content.




10,000 Dick Pics - Literally Ten Thousand Pictures of Dicks: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal


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This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products




The Intricacies of Ass Eating - Avoiding the Perils and Pitfalls of America's Most Dangerous Sport: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal


Book Description

This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products




Math for Non-Asians. a Skill-Builder Reference Guide for the Genetically Challenged: 110-Page Blank Lined Journal


Book Description

This is a 110 page blank lined journal that makes a hilariously perfect gag gift for everyone - Mom, Dad, friends and family, male or female. If you want to make someone laugh then this is the ideal present. This notebook features: 110 pages Compact 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, Glossy-finished cover for a professional look. This Sparta Media diary is not only convenient and the perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking, but will also make you someone's favorite person. If you're looking for other great gift ideas, please take a look at our other products




How to Live with a Huge Penis


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Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.




Ass Eating Made Simple


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This fake book is a hilarious prank to play on unsuspecting strangers, friends and family. The cover is sure to raise eyebrows on the bus or subway as you pretend to read the book, and cause people to laugh hysterically. The interior of the book is filled with dummy text, but the cover is what you want to buy it for. Makes a great gag gift too!




The Sailor and His Love for Seamen


Book Description

Smile and laugh every day with this handy note book featuring generous wide ruled lines for noting meetings, to do lists, doodling, frustrating office events and gossiping about your coworkers. Working has never been so much fun. A great present idea for and employee, manager, co-worker or the big chief. Make your Christmas naughty and nice with this gag gift idea for adults. This is the perfect notebook to gift to yourself or a loved one on birthdays, Christmas, St Patrick's Day, for mommy on Mother's Day or for daddy on Father's Day. Use the ruled pages for your favorite inspiring quotes and to record your goals and dreams. Handy to use at work, in your home office or sit on the beach and jot down all your achievements. Keep track of goals and record happy memories in this diary notebook. Perfect for all adults, men and women will love this inspirational motivational journal with a funny quote. Give it to your boss, employee, co-worker or supervisor.A gorgeous blank, lined notebook to help you keep organized during your busy day. This handy 6x9 notebook with 110 pages of wide ruled lined paper is the perfect size to carry around with you and keep in your bag or inside pocket. It's great for taking notes, making lists, journaling, or using as a diary. It also makes a great gift idea for the executive in your life! Binding: Professional trade paperback binding. Interior: 100 pages of college wide ruled paper Cover: Tough glossy paperback Dimensions: Standard Composition notebook size: 6 x 9 in Use as Composition Notebook or Journal Please note: This is a plain ruled notebook. There is no internal content.




Beneath a Scarlet Sky


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A teenage boy in 1940s Italy becomes part of an underground railroad that helps Jews escape through the Alps, but when he is recruited to be the personal driver for a powerful Third Reich commander, he begins to spy for the Allies.




The World Played Chess


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In 1979, Vincent Bianco has just graduated high school. His only desire: collect a little beer money and enjoy his final summer before college. So he lands a job as a laborer on a construction crew. Working alongside two Vietnam vets, one suffering from PTSD, Vincent gets the education of a lifetime.




The Last Green Valley


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"Mark Sullivan has done it again! The Last Green Valley is a compelling and inspiring story of heroism and courage in the dark days at the end of World War II." --Kristin Hannah, #1 New York Times bestselling author From the author of the #1 bestseller Beneath a Scarlet Sky comes a new historical novel inspired by one family's incredible story of daring, survival, and triumph. In late March 1944, as Stalin's forces push into Ukraine, young Emil and Adeline Martel must make a terrible decision: Do they wait for the Soviet bear's intrusion and risk being sent to Siberia? Or do they reluctantly follow the wolves--murderous Nazi officers who have pledged to protect "pure-blood" Germans? The Martels are one of many families of German heritage whose ancestors have farmed in Ukraine for more than a century. But after already living under Stalin's horrifying regime, Emil and Adeline decide they must run in retreat from their land with the wolves they despise to escape the Soviets and go in search of freedom. Caught between two warring forces and overcoming horrific trials to pursue their hope of immigrating to the West, the Martels' story is a brutal, complex, and ultimately triumphant tale that illuminates the extraordinary power of love, faith, and one family's incredible will to survive and see their dreams realized.