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Bah Fucking Humbug! Release Your Inner-Scrooge

Author : John T

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 21,3 MB

Release : 2016-10-22

Category :

ISBN : 9781539699545

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Need to unwind during the 'hustle and bustle' of the holiday season? Need the perfect gift for your family, friends, co-workers, or gift exchanges? Or, is 'jingle bells' starting to piss you off? Bah Fucking Humbug, the latest adult coloring book from best-selling illustrator John T, is jam-packed with fun coloring pages including: Coloring pages include: Cheap Ass Wrapping Paper, Shitty Xmas Cards, 'midnight edition' coloring pages (designs printed on black backgrounds), holiday cookie typography, and more! Get a copy of Bah Fucking Humbug for yourself and a copy for your family, friends, co-workers, and gift exchanges!



Bah Humbug!

Author : Michael Domis

Publisher : Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

Page : 86 pages

File Size : 45,24 MB

Release : 2005-08

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781441302519

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Finally, a book for the Scrooge in all of us! This book introduces the Twelve Humbugs of Christmas--the top twelve things we love about Christmas--along with our favorite Christmas Curmudgeon Quotes. With great humor and insight, this book forces us to laugh at the season's hassles and helps take some of the NO! out of NOEL. 72 pages.



Bah! Humbug!

Author : Michael Rosen

Publisher : Scholastic

Page : 93 pages

File Size : 22,70 MB

Release : 2017-10-05

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1407185985

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This Christmas, join Michael Rosen and Tony Ross with their unforgettable retelling of Charles Dickens' beloved classic. In a school theatrical production of "A Christmas Carol", the boy who plays Scrooge is extra nervous because his very busy father is in the audience. However, it's likely his father won't stay for the duration, due to business. As always. Will the classic story's message of Christmas cheer and family love reach his father's distracted heart? with text by Michael Rosen and hilarious line illustrations by Tony Ross - both national treasures in the children's book world! "Michael Rosen's clever re-telling of the Dicken's classic" - The Daily Mail There are two narratives: a contemporary family story frames (and echoes) the original Dickens tale, presented as the script of a school play



It's a Wonderful Tangled Christmas Carol

Author : Emma Chase

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 32,46 MB

Release : 2015-11-30

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1501123017

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Drew and Kate play a hilarious encore to New York Times and USA TODAY bestselling author Emma Chase’s “highly entertaining” (RT Book Reviews) debut Tangled in this sexy take on A Christmas Carol, in which three dream women remind Drew that no gift could be better than his life with Kate… After a blowout fight with Kate about his workaholic habits sends Drew to the office in anger on Christmas Eve, he falls asleep at his desk. There, three lovely holiday spirits magically visit him to teach him that every moment is precious and that he should never take his family for granted. But when he wakes up, will he just write it off as a dream? Originally published in the sizzling anthology Baby, It’s Cold Outside, this irresistible novella is the perfect holiday treat! And as special bonus material after the novella, Emma Chase has included a scene showing Drew’s marriage proposal to Kate!



One for the Road

Author : Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

Publisher : One for the Road

Page : 396 pages

File Size : 48,92 MB

Release : 2008-01-07

Category : Travel

ISBN : 1847994539

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Building on experience from 60 countries worth of independent travel, the author takes you on three journeys to places you may never have considered visiting, although you probably should and you definitely could. Learn about a low-budget cruise to Antarctica, understand what the Trans-Siberian Railway really is like, enjoy the natural wonders of Southern Africa. The book is a fun read, but you will also learn about far-away destinations and about how to travel independently anywhere. It's not a travel guide or a travel journal, it's both!More details, including free downloads, available from http://bjornfree.com/



I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas

Author : Lewis Black

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 116 pages

File Size : 39,43 MB

Release : 2010-11-02

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1101444991

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From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times-bestselling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas. Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace on earth and goodwill toward all. But not for Lewis Black. He says humbug to the Christmas tradtitions and trappings that make the holiday memorable. In I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas, his hilarious and sharply observed book about the holiday, Lewis lets loose on all things Yule. It's a very personal look at what's wrong with Christmas, seen through the eyes of "the most engagingly pissed-off comedian ever."* From his own Christmas rituals—which have absolutely nothing to do with presents or the Christmas tree or Rudolph—to his own eccentric experiences with the holiday (from a USO Christmas tour to playing Santa Claus in full regalia), I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas is classic Lewis Black: funny, razor-sharp, insightful, and honest. You'll never think of Christmas in the same way. *Stephen King



Season’s Meetings

Author : Amy Dunne

Publisher : Bold Strokes Books Inc

Page : 320 pages

File Size : 27,70 MB

Release : 2014-12-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1626392846

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Could the festive road trip from hell actually lead to love? Catherine Birch is a lonely workaholic who hates Christmas. This year, she is being forced to celebrate with her best friend’s family in the Highlands of Scotland. Having missed her flight, Catherine reluctantly ventures on a road trip with beautiful stranger Holly Daniels. Although polar opposites, the intense attraction between them is unmistakable. Just as Catherine begins to think spending Christmas with Holly might not be so bad, a raging snowstorm leaves them stranded in the middle of nowhere. Huddled together, with little chance of rescue, they forge a pact: if they escape, they’ll make this a Christmas to remember. But will it be remembered for the right reasons?



Finding Christmas

Author : Karen Schaler

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 384 pages

File Size : 15,92 MB

Release : 2019-10-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0062883704

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From the writer of the Netflix sensation, A Christmas Prince, and Christmas Camp, the Hallmark movie and novel, comes a heartwarming new Christmas story, Finding Christmas, showing how sometimes the detour in your journey is the path to true love. With all the glittering decorations, twinkling lights, snow angels, gingerbread men and mistletoe, Christmas is Emmie’s first love. This year, she can’t wait to share her favorite Christmas traditions with her boyfriend, Grant. She thinks he’s “the one.” So when Grant’s hectic work schedule has him more “Bah Humbug” than “Ho, Ho, Ho,” Emmie creates a holiday-themed scavenger hunt to help him find his Christmas spirit. At the end of the journey, Grant will arrive at the charming town of Christmas Point where she’s planned a romantic weekend filled with holiday activities. But Emmie’s plan backfires when a mix-up has the wrong guy following her clues! Sam, a best-selling mystery writer, thinks Emmie’s clever Christmas riddles are from his agent, who is trying to help him get over his epic writer’s block. When he arrives at Christmas Point and finds the stunned Emmie, he immediately feels she’s someone special, but she can’t see beyond the fact that the wrong guy has shown up. Inspired by the small, charming town, Sam decides to stay and convinces Emmie to join him in a little holiday fun while she waits for Grant. When Grant finally shows up, Emmie is disappointed to discover he’s not enjoying the activities she planned and can’t help wonder if he’s really the one for her. She also can’t get Sam out of her mind and all the great times they had together. With Christmas coming fast, Emmie will need the magic of the season to help steer her in the direction of true love...



Screwged

Author : Madison Faye

Publisher :

Page : 70 pages

File Size : 22,36 MB

Release : 2018-12-16

Category :

ISBN : 9781791880774

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We've made a list, and we've checked it, twiceAnd she's about to find out what happens to bad girls tonight.We'll deck her halls with more than hollyThis Christmas Eve, we want her nice and naughty. They call us ruthless, and cruel. Filthy rich beyond belief, dominant beyond compare, and we run our company with iron fists.It's the night before Christmas, but all is not calm. And all sure as h*ll ain't right or bright. See, someone's been skimming from the company piggy-bank, and selling secrets to our rivals.Not just anyone though. Her.Noelle Healy. The new hire. The innocently tempting, forbidden little tease who's been driving us insane in our need to have her....and we will have her.Dark hair, wild, fierce eyes, and just enough sass in those pouty lips and curvy hips to drive a man wild. Or two of them.But someone's been a bad, bad girl this year, and she's about to find her stocking stuffed with two somethings much harder than coal. We've got some heavy bells for her to jingle, and enough mistletoe to last all night.Christmas might come but once a year, but the two of us are far more frequent than that. And Noelle's about to unwrap a bah-humbugging she'll never forget.The "nice" list? Psssh. Please. We both know the naughty list is much more fun ;). So double-down, get a little wild, and get ready to indulge yourself in some seriously over-the-top, totally unrealistic fantasy at it's finest. Light a fire, grab a candy cane (or two), and let's put a little extra jingle in your bells this holiday season ;). This mfm romance is ALL about her - no m/m. As with all my books, this standalone novella has no cheating, and a HEA guaranteed.



F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book

Author : Adult Colouring Books

Publisher :

Page : 20 pages

File Size : 31,92 MB

Release : 2021-08-28

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ISBN : 9781945260445

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LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu