Bald as I Wanna be


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A second collection of the author's humorous columns from the Washington Post.




The Joy of Baldness


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Bald New World


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From the author of the bestselling United States of Japan, and longlisted for the 2015 Folio Prize, Bald New World is a dark exploration of human vanity in a hairless world. What if you woke up one morning and everyone in the world lost their hair? In Bald New World, that very event happens and overnight, religion, politics, and fashion undergo dramatic shifts. Nick Guan and his friend Larry Chao are a pair of eccentric filmmakers who choose to explore the existential angst of their balding world through cinema. Larry is heir to one of the most lucrative wig companies in the world. Nick is a man who's trying to make sense of the tatters of his American Dream. Taking place throughout China and America, the pair set off on a series of misadventures involving North Korean spies, veterans of an African War, and digital cricket fighters. Their journey leads them to discover some of the darkest secrets behind wig-making and hair in a hairless world. ,




I'm Back for More Cash


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Tony Kornheiser is back. Within these pages, the celebrated Washington Post columnist, Pardon the Interruption cohost, and ESPN radio personality relates his experience as an OnStar user, the proud new owner of the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ, and a “phone-a-friend” on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. And in between, he dishes political commentary on Monica and Bill and George W. and Al. New for the paperback edition is Tony’s final Washington Post Style column. So read all about his quest to fit into size 36 Dockers and his struggle to buy holiday gifts. And know that in the process you’re handing this Kornheiser guy way too much dough for these columns.




The Book of Bald: Going Bald Like a Man


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Join one man in his dark, disturbing, and hilarious fight to silence his hair demons. This is the bald bible, and it's successfully lead hundreds of men in all over the globe to a better bald life. Sure, you'll learn about bald spots and hat strategies, but more importantly, you'll learn how to lose your hair without losing your dignity, your confidence, or your manhood. Here's what readers are saying: "Kyle's hilarious frustrations come across with a manly realism reminiscent of Bill Burr, with the self-help elements of Neil Strauss' "The Game"." "What begins as a young man's painful journey through grief ends as an uplifting tribute to character. Honest, insightful and crazy funny, Weber makes bald beautiful." Do yourself a favour and pick up the Book of Bald, because life is too short to worry about hair loss.




Pumping Irony


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A collection of essays highlight typical American foibles, poking fun at such areas as the futility of the reduced fat diet, the differences in men's and women's behaviors, and gourmet coffee. 25,000 first printing.




Naked (Raw)


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With writings spanning back as far as 2014, this book has something for everybody. A book of poetry/lyrics/written pieces, I believe these are some of the best pieces I've written in quite a while. This is my twelfth book and one that is truly near and dear to my heart. My hope is that you will enjoy this book as much as I enjoyed putting it together. God Bless, Tiffany Sima




I Wanna Be Where You Are


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A debut young adult rom-com about an African American ballerina who finds love on the road to an audition. "In a world where it's easy to lose faith in love, I Wanna Be Where You Are is a brilliant burst of light. A dazzling debut." — Nic Stone, New York Times bestselling author of Dear Martin and Odd One Out When Chloe Pierce’s mom forbids her to apply for a spot at the dance conservatory of her dreams, she devises a secret plan to drive two hundred miles to the nearest audition. But Chloe hits her first speed bump when her annoying neighbor Eli insists upon hitching a ride, threatening to tell Chloe’s mom if she leaves him and his smelly dog, Geezer, behind. So now Chloe’s chasing her ballet dreams down the east coast—two unwanted (but kinda cute) passengers in her car, butterflies in her stomach, and a really dope playlist on repeat. Filled with roadside hijinks, heart-stirring romance, and a few broken rules, Kristina Forest's I Wanna Be Where You Are is a YA debut perfect for fans of Jenny Han and Sandhya Menon.




Fat Bald Jeff


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“A slacker hell [with] a disgruntled, wisecracking protagonist . . . A hilarious send-up of hippies and hipsters” from the author of Permanent Record (Kirkus Reviews). Addie Prewitt is a copyeditor for the National Association of Libraries. When her boss, the repulsive Coddles, heaps another new project on her department—with no additional remuneration naturally—she decides she’s had enough. While spending her days battling with her roommate about whether Black Sabbath or Neil Diamond will occupy the turntable and her nights beating her overeager suitor away from the door of her boudoir, Addie discovers a piece of vile pornography in Coddles’s dry cleaning. Finally, she has the means to retaliate. Meanwhile, Fat Bald Jeff, the tech-support guy who has to cope with her mechanical self-sabotage, turns out to be even more disaffected than she, and they hatch the ultimate plan to give the pigs some of their own medicine. With a surreal wit and a keen eye that bring to mind Lily Tomlin set loose in Dilbert-world, Fat Bald Jeff is a sharp satire and a paean to the petty humiliations of workers everywhere. “Stella provides a lot of freshly imagined fun . . . There are so many funny lines and scenes that even librarians may like it. As for the lumpen—they’ll love it.” —San Francisco Chronicle “Warm the pockets of your heart watching this bereft waif find a little happiness in life.” —Mademoiselle “Amusing . . . caustic . . . entertaining . . . Read on company time!” —US Weekly “A fun, harmless, and quick read. Don’t look for inspiration, just amusement.” —Booklist




The Book of Joe


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Here we stand... The End of the world... A loving dead man... His loving girl..." The journey continues with The Book of Joe: The Fall of The Realm. The leader of The Abyss, Joe finds that being "The Fallen One" is proving to be more than he can handle. A new threat rises that threatens to destroy the world. Joe, with his family by his side, struggles to get ahold of his new soul while trying to save The New World from a new breed of mostrosities. Keeping Sasha and his family safe becomes a race against time. As the odds stack against him, it becomes apparently clear that time is a luxury he no longer has. The Necromancer is coming and brings with him the destruction of the world.