Beano Five-A-Day Joke Book


Book Description

A hilarious joke book packed with the very best side-splitting, rib-tickling jokes.




The Daily Joker


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Welcome to THE DAILY JOKER: with a belly-wobbling joke for every day of the year, and joking tips and challenges aplenty, this is the year you'll become the funniest version of you possible! Think of this joke book as a map allowing you to sail the seven sillies, plot a course to Hilarity Island, steer clear of the rocks of stony silence, surf the waves of laughter and dig up comedy gold. NOTE: Please keep THE DAILY JOKER somewhere safe. Maybe you can keep it on a shelf. Sort of like a shelf help book. Or in a sock drawer, since you'll be laughing yours off. Or inside your pillow. You know, just in case. Wherever you keep it, you'll need to open it every day to read your daily joke. And we guarantee that if you read one joke a day and complete one challenge a week, you will become the joker of all jokers! ILLUSTRATED THROUGHOUT BY BEANO ILLUSTRATOR NIGEL PARKINSON




Beano Dennis & Gnasher: Battle for Bash Street School (Beano Fiction)


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Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning teachers in the universe and, after millions of years, finally make school cool?!




Skinny Legs and All


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An Arab and a Jew open a restaurant together across the street from the United Nations.... It sounds like the beginning of an ethnic joke, but it's the axis around which spins this gutsy, fun-loving, and alarmingly provocative novel, in which a bean can philosophizes, a dessert spoon mystifies, a young waitress takes on the New York art world, and a rowdy redneck welder discovers the lost god of Palestine--while the illusions that obscure humanity's view of the true universe fall away, one by one, like Salome's veils. Skinny Legs and All deals with today's most sensitive issues: race, politics, marriage, art, religion, money, and lust. It weaves lyrically through what some call the "end days" of our planet. Refusing to avert its gaze from the horrors of the apocalypse, it also refuses to let the alleged end of the world spoil its mood. And its mood is defiantly upbeat. In the gloriously inventive Tom Robbins style, here are characters, phrases, stories, and ideas that dance together on the page, wild and sexy, like Salome herself. Or was it Jezebel?




Dinosaur Jokes


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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.




Toby Goes Bananas


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Toby is last in class but first on the playground! Toby may be the class clown, but he's smart enough to know what's what. Whether he's late for school, early for recess, or just in time to fail the next quiz, he's always got something to say about it. But even though his friends think he's funny, the adults in his life aren't laughing--mostly because they're not in on the jokes. No matter! Toby makes the best of it as he coasts through the day on his wit and good humor!




Beano Colouring Book


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Beano Dennis & Gnasher: The Abominable Snowmenace (Beano Fiction)


Book Description

Can a group of ten year old mates (and one scruffy dog) really outwit the most fiendish, cunning adults in the universe and save a frightened friend from the worst fate imaginable?




Beanopedia


Book Description

This mischievous guide contains everything you ever wanted to know about Beanotown - inside you'll find: - Character profiles for all your favourite residents, including Dennis, Gnasher, Minnie and Bananaman. - Fun facts about all the weird and wonderful locations - A history of Beanotown - A celebration of Dennis's best pranks - A fun Beanotown quiz to check whether you've been paying attention. Fully illustrated throughout, this is the ideal gift for young Beano fans.




Ivy + Bean


Book Description

Originally published: San Francisco, Calif.: Chronicle Books, 2006.