Blamehounds


Book Description

Whenever there's a pong, poo or puddle that can't be explained, Norman and Ringo are the hounds that take the blame. Determined to exploit their status for profit, Blamehound Inc. is soon in business and small dogs the world over are admitting responsibility for accidents, eruptions and even the occasional war.










Rigatoni the Pasta Cat


Book Description

Rigatoni is a pasta cat. He loves pasta, any kind of pasta: spaghetti, penne, fusilli, with pesto, in soup, in lasagne, any whichever way his owners, Ruth and Tina, will serve it. Then one day Ruth and Tina go away and leave George in charge. And the pasta is replaced with yucky cat food. Can Rigatoni find someone who understands what he really wants to eat?




Mr Crookodile


Book Description

Mr. Crocodile needs a job apparently. So says Mrs. Crocodile. But what to do? Luckily, Mr. Crocodile is a croc with imagination. He could be a soccer star Mr. Soccerdile has a nice ring to it. Or perhaps a cook Mr. Cookodile sounds splendid. But what would be even easier for a lazy croc would be to turn into Mr. Crookodile and rob a bank However, despite a cunning disguise, Mr. Crocodile's plans start to unravel in a very funny way."




Itchy, Scritchy, Scratchy Pants


Book Description

Five nippy Vikings set out hiking, off on an adventure to find some yeti fluff. As in the chilly weather, no underpants are better, than a pair of knickers knitted from the stuff!




Tale of a Tail


Book Description

Strange and exciting things are in store when Tom and his mum move to Prodigy Street one ordinary Thursday. There's a man with a magical name, a friendly dog with a powerful, waggy tail, and some remarkable surprises when anyone makes a wish. Includes more than 50 hilarious black and white illustrations by Tony Ross, who also illustrates Francesca Simon's Horrid Henry books and David Walliams' children's books, as well as his own picture books.




Twocking


Book Description

"Joeys evenings are always the same - haning out, muckig around, drinkig if he has the cash. Until Emma teaches him about twocking. Steal a car, go joy-riding .. it gives him a rush like nothing else.But how far will Joey go?Reading age 8Interest age 12-16 years




Dread Cat


Book Description

Witty, lively and full of fun, this cat-and-mouse tale from a former Children's Laureate is sure to delight young readers with clever twists and the satisfying defeat of one terrifying cat.




This Zoo Is Not for You


Book Description

When a platypus wanders into a zoo one day, the animals want to know why he should be allowed to join them.