Real Blonde Stories


Book Description

Lori Bassel is a testament to the old clich, blondes have more fun. In her collection of lighthearted essays, Bassel, a former Naples, Florida, bartender, pokes fun at her real-life experiences and shares many of the same stories she entertained her loyal customers with during her stints at local clubs. Bassel begins by narrating her hilarious adventures from high schoola time when she and her best friend, Lisa, reveled in tormenting lovers at a local midwestern park. With steamed-over windows, the lovers never saw the girls coming as they hopped on the trunk, dashed over the top of the car, and down the hoodmost likely scaring the couples in the car half to death. From the time she spray painted her boyfriends old Chevy (without his permission) to the time she ran out of gas and had the entire cheerleading squad, dressed in uniform, pushing her truck down North US 41, Bassel shares one laugh-out-loud story after another. Real Blonde Stories is a delightful collection of one womans blonde moments in life, teaching both men and women to find the humor in every day moments.




Blonde Moments


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Have you ever said to yourself: 'I can't believe I just did that! What was I thinking?!' Well, the truth is that you probably weren't thinking at all. You were having a blonde moment. Blonde moments happen to all of us from time to time, whether it be a daft comment, a well-intended quip gone badly wrong or simply the art of getting into an unbelievably sticky situation. The best thing to do at times like these is to laugh them off. "Blonde Moments" celebrates the downright stupid things that we all do and makes us feel better about our own gaffes by comparison. This book includes: quotes and witticisms from famous 'blondes'; real life 'blonde' situations; 'blonde' sayings and jokes; a look at 'typical' blondes; and, blondes in the movies. For the times when you wish the ground would just open up and swallow you whole, "Blonde Moments" offers a hilarious form of solace and the perfect gift for the 'blonde' in your life this Christmas.




The Blonde Effect


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Deni and Cindy were destined to be best friends. Born on the same day, at the same time, and at the same hospital, they are inseparable. As they prepare to enter their senior year of high school, Deni and Cindy are determined that the best is yet to come. Little do they know that the changes they are about to make will transform their lives in more ways than they ever could have imagined. When Deni decides to dye her hair from brunette to blonde and Cindy decides to go from blonde to brunette, neither realizes how drastically their world will change the minute they walk out of the Hair Station Salon. Although Deni has always been focused on her academic accomplishments, she also has dreamed of having a boyfrienda goal she has not yet achieved. But when she meets Jack, the new transfer student, Deni soon realizes he is perfect for hermaybe a little too perfect. As Deni and Jack begin a relationship, Cindy quietly wonders why a stranger has taken to Deni so quickly. Two teenagers intent on making this year different soon realize that their adventure is going to lead them in an entirely new direction.




Poems of Open Mic -- The Third Stanza


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Introduction These poems were presented from the period of October to November 2010. In these poems, the topics consisted of love, intimacy, relationships, and what it means to be a couple, something that is unique to being a couple and shared only by a couple. The last set of poems were composed while my fiancé and I were in Florida. Some of our stops in Florida were Cocoa Beach, Lighthouse Point, Fort Lauderdale, South Beach, Tanpa, Dade City, and Tallahassee, A little bit about me is that I love performing at open mic in front of a live audience. All the poems published are performed in front of live audience. In my performance, I always perform new material each week. These poems are a creative expression of love and positive energy. Hugs and Kisses, Diana




Leggy Blonde


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A memoir from the Real Housewife of New York City.




The Courbet Connection (Book 5)


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Forged masterpieces. Kidnapped students. The dark net. Nonverbal communications expert Doctor Genevieve Lenard's search for an international assassin is rudely interrupted by an autistic teenager who claims that forged masterpieces are being sold on the dark net--a secret internet few know exists. The resulting probe uncovers an underground marketplace offering much more sinister products and services. Including murder. An official investigation into one of her team members and the discovery of dozens of missing students across Europe adds immense pressure on Genevieve to find out if one person is masterminding these seemingly unrelated cases. What starts out as a search for illegal art sales soon turns into a desperate hunt for clues to uncover the conspiracy to destroy her team member and murder more students. Timing becomes even more crucial when someone close to her disappears and the assassin she's been looking for is the key to preventing another senseless death.




American Educator


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American Educator chronicles one woman's journey from ninth-grade dropout, to university professor and beyond. The novella takes place over a turbulent eleven years of teaching in colleges and even in prison. Franklin helped students from over 50 different countries, many of whom are refugees from war-torn regions. Through their personal, often heart-wrenching stories, she presents some of the complex realities of overseas conflicts that are rarely seen on the news. These people changed her life and perspective, and she feels compelled to share what she learned. Throughout, the author interweaves her personal journey and her own struggle of trying to earn a living as an educator in a system that makes it nearly impossible. She went from making a nice living in the beginning of her teaching career to near homelessness, all while undergoing a personal transformation in her goals and identity.




MEMOIR-RIES Secret to a Happy Life: Musings from a Lunatic


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This book is equal parts self-help and hilarious reality written by a funny lunatic the last Guru you will ever need folks right in this book. Adrian yup that’s me writing in the third person like well… a crazy person, (calm down its ok for you to laugh at my crazy) he has written an inspiring tale of survival and not becoming just another victim or statistic, this book details serious childhood and adulthood trauma from physical, verbal and sexual abuse to bullying in school and growing up poor with a tyrant of a father in the hot streets of Miami, Florida and into adulthood in Denver, Colorado.




The Brave, a Story of New York City's Firefighters


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•“Much has been written about firefighters, some of it by people who actually fight fires. Few of the books I have any knowledge of show the mindset of the firefighters with as much insight and candor as this book...” —from the foreword by Hugh Downs •“Every so often a writer of substantive talent appears through the smokey background to perk up our interest in firefighters and firefighting. George Pickett is just such a man.... In The Brave you will come to know him and a valiant group of men as they speed from alarm to alarm in downtown New York, where the buildings are tall and for the most part old, where bums and drug addicts populate the streets, and where the fire companies hardly ever rest. You will begin to feel that you too are a member of Engine 33, Ladder 9, and, after George’s promotion to lieutenant, of some of Brooklyn’s busiest fire companies. It is an empowering feeling, until you suddenly realize that these are among the very first fire companies who will arrive one fateful day in their future at the World Trade Center, providing our city with more courage, determination, and selflessness that we ever knew we had. You will then thank George Pickett for letting you into their lives.” —Dennis Smith, New York Times’ bestselling author




Go! Smell the Flowers


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Go! Smell the Flowers will appeal for people looking to make a change in their lives; from CEOs to secretaries and armchair travellers. From the Winelands of South Africa to the markets of France; a Machu Picchu proposal, a detox spa and a Buddhist blessing on a Thai beach, it is a journey of discoveries with a surprising and unexpected end. ,