› › Brenda S Beaver Plays A Round

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 22,77 MB

Release : 2016-12-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178046

Get eBook

Book Description

Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.



Come Swing with Us!

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 29,83 MB

Release : 2016-12-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178015

Get eBook

Book Description

It is the curious work of poetry and art and reflection to reveal meaning by obscuring meaning. It is a strange realm where swinging is not swinging, except when sometimes it is. On her own artistic journey to spiritual enlightenment, Bimisi Tayanita has once again transformed her peyote induced mumblings into a physical form that is sure to make you laugh hysterically...and leave you with an empty yet benevolent curiosity as to the kind of person you really are.Come Swing with Us! is the second of five books that make up season one.



Changing on the Fly

Author : Courtney Szto

Publisher : Rutgers University Press

Page : 165 pages

File Size : 45,24 MB

Release : 2020-10-16

Category : Sports & Recreation

ISBN : 1978807953

Get eBook

Book Description

Winner of the NASSS Outstanding Book Award Hockey and multiculturalism are often noted as defining features of Canadian culture; yet, rarely are we forced to question the relationship and tensions between these two social constructs. This book examines the growing significance of hockey in Canada’s South Asian communities. The Hockey Night in Canada Punjabi broadcast serves as an entry point for a broader consideration of South Asian experiences in hockey culture based on field work and interviews conducted with hockey players, parents, and coaches in the Lower Mainland of British Columbia. This book seeks to inject more “color” into hockey’s historically white dominated narratives and representations by returning hockey culture to its multicultural roots. It encourages alternative and multiple narratives about hockey and cultural citizenship by asking which citizens are able to contribute to the webs of meaning that form the nation’s cultural fabric.



Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 15,8 MB

Release : 2016-12-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178022

Get eBook

Book Description

Spank the Monkey will never expose the thoughts that you fold and unfold and refold over and over in your mind...He will only whisper his sweet song of deliverance.Inspired by several hundred true stories...and counting. Bimisi Tayanita says it all, without saying much of anything. If you are not choking on laughter midway through this book, don't bother with books 4 and 5...maybe this isn't for you. We can part ways now and still be friends.Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is a fun and light hearted story that everybody can relate to, except for you of course...you have no idea what everybody is laughing about (wink, wink).Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand is the third of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.



JiggleWiggleTicklePickle

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : pages

File Size : 13,99 MB

Release : 2020-10-15

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178091

Get eBook

Book Description

"You can keep the change"--Sumguyen to cashierSumguyen and Bimisi made the fiscally responsible decision to call in sick for a couple days and take advantage of the coveted free passes to the Las Vegas Adult Expo they were given by a scantily clad marketing rep in an Apache Junction bar the night before.They stopped in Wikiup, AZ for $14 worth of gas and a road soda. Sumguyen watched as a biker chick reached deep into the jar of pickles displayed on the counter. She was in elbow deep and was fishing for the largest of those brined beauties. As she clutched the winning pickle in her teeth she started counting out bills with her still dripping hand. Sumguyen knew those bills would be in his change, he slapped down a twenty and walked out the door.The treasures he might encounter at the Adult Expo and that monster Gherkin in a biker chick's mouth made for a strange and conflicting combination of thoughts...the fourth book of Season Two was conceived over the next 28 miles.



The Sign of the Beaver

Author : Elizabeth George Speare

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 149 pages

File Size : 45,92 MB

Release : 1983-04-27

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0547348703

Get eBook

Book Description

A 1984 Newbery Honor Book Although he faces responsibility bravely, thirteen-year-old Matt is more than a little apprehensive when his father leaves him alone to guard their new cabin in the wilderness. When a renegade white stranger steals his gun, Matt realizes he has no way to shoot game or to protect himself. When Matt meets Attean, a boy in the Beaver clan, he begins to better understand their way of life and their growing problem in adapting to the white man and the changing frontier. Elizabeth George Speare’s Newbery Honor-winning survival story is filled with wonderful detail about living in the wilderness and the relationships that formed between settlers and natives in the 1700s. Now with an introduction by Joseph Bruchac.



A Handful of Dust

Author : Evelyn Waugh

Publisher :

Page : 220 pages

File Size : 18,66 MB

Release : 1961

Category :

ISBN :

Get eBook

Book Description



Dee's Big Nuts

Author : Mark Thunder

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 26 pages

File Size : 24,7 MB

Release : 2015-08

Category :

ISBN : 9781515326762

Get eBook

Book Description

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.



My Smelly Ass

Author : Lee Pong Wong

Publisher :

Page : 28 pages

File Size : 10,47 MB

Release : 2018-12-16

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781999348328

Get eBook

Book Description

A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old



Who Will Help Jack Off the Horse?

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : pages

File Size : 33,80 MB

Release : 2020-10-15

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178077

Get eBook

Book Description

"...and of course the whimsical poetic meter known as iambic tetrameter is no more capable of exclusive ownership than the air we all breath."--Bimisi to Theodor Seuss GeislIt is entirely possible to wake up in the morning with no intention of learning anything at all, but learning something substantial, nonetheless. It was a typical Wednesday afternoon at their favorite dive bar. Bimisi and Sumguyen were sparring, via a spirited match of online trivia, with patrons of a similar dive bar in another part of the world...a part of the world where it most likely was not still Wednesday afternoon. The final question...at least the last question they heard before scrambling for a pen and paper to get to work on their first parody was this:Madonna, Michael Jackson and _____ are the only 3 artists who have had a top 40 hit in 4 different decades.ANSWER: Weird Al Yankovic