Calm the F*ck Down


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Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. This beautiful coloring book features: 40 Classic and Angry Swear Words to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 40 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11" CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN."




Calm the F*ck Down


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Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.




Calm As F*ck - Adult Coloring Book


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30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.




Just Calm the F*ck Down


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Just Calm the F*ck Down! Use this hilarious funny swear word adult coloring book to help you relieve your stress and relax. Contains all your favorite cuss words and prases! From the author who brought you Make Life Your Bitch, Humping Animals, and Rage Page! Color sweary phrases with flower and mandala patterns Great way to help you relieve your stress and relax Makes the perfect gift for all occasions Color, relieve your stress, and relax with an assortment of adult coloring pages which includes regular and midnight coloring pages. Makes a great gift for your family or friends with a sense of humor!




Calm the F*ck Down


Book Description

Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.




SWEAR WORD: Adult Coloring Book


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Calm the FUCK down and the Color the Words you Can't Say! Low Introductory price. Normally priced at $8.99 This humorous adult coloring book features a mix of truly funny and some very Shocking SWEAR WORDS meshed with beautiful single-sided floral designs and more. The coloring pages combine beauty with a foul mouth. Vent your frustrations and calm your mind by coloring what you can't say out-loud or in public! This book will have you laughing as you coloring each page to reveal a new swear word. Flip through the pages right away or surprise yourself with a new funny swear word each day. You might be familiar with some of the words in this book, but many of the words could also be new and unique to you. You'll find some classic swear words along with super funny and even some adult ONLY sexual swears! Just have FUN and color on!!! Calm down and make these pages COLORFUL!! Studies have shown that laughter is the best therapy you can get, and combining laughing with the nostalgic joy of coloring is sure to help you relieve stress. **Stay tuned** Volumes #2, and #3 are coming soon!! PLEASE NOTE: (This Book contains Adult language and it's NOT Intended for Children!) Our adult coloring book is designed for FUN and Relaxation and is meant for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. The words in this book are meant to keep you laughing and boost your spirits. There is no harmful intent within this pages. Only good old-fashioned humor for those who like to drop a few f---- Bombs every now and then.




No Kids Allowed


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Children's literature isn't just for children anymore. This original study explores the varied forms and roles of children's literature—when it's written for adults. What do Adam Mansbach's Go the F**k to Sleep and Barbara Park's MA! There's Nothing to Do Here! have in common? These large-format picture books are decidedly intended for parents rather than children. In No Kids Allowed, Michelle Ann Abate examines a constellation of books that form a paradoxical new genre: children's literature for adults. Distinguishing these books from YA and middle-grade fiction that appeals to adult readers, Abate argues that there is something unique about this phenomenon. Principally defined by its form and audience, children's literature, Abate demonstrates, engages with more than mere nostalgia when recast for grown-up readers. Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.




Calm the F*ck Down


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Calm the F*ck Down


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The Best Adult Coloring Book: New Collection: Exciting Designs, Days and hours of stress relieving designs and patterns. Adult Coloring Books New Collection featuring exciting new stress relieving designs and patterns.




The Surviving Twin


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This memoir chronicles the unique ordeals of identical twin sisters Diana and Julia Lockwood. Even among twins, Diana and Julia were especially close and deeply entwined--they were more than just sisters or best friends, they were like one soul in two bodies. While their total attunement sometimes saved them in funny and unexpected ways, it also eventually destroyed them. A survivor of sexual assault and anorexia and living with Asperger's, the author tells her own life story while weaving Julia's letters and journal entries into the text. While Diana survived the struggles that led her to three suicide attempts, her twin unfortunately took her own life only a year after their father did the same. This book explores the life and relationship of twins separated by tragedy and follows a woman's struggle to make it on her own.