Can't Text This


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"Hi Monty. Wanna see my python?"That's how I ended up in the bathroom of some dive bar with a stranger.Me, Monty Andrews, the quintessential virgin girl next door.I was so out of my element, but there was no denying our explosive attraction, even via text.Commence Operation Bang Each Other Out of Our Systems, because that was all it was-unfinished business.I had no intention of falling back into the sheets with the tattooed, muscly, dirty-in-the-best-kind-of-way single dad over and over again...but I did.Everything was going great-until we discovered I was his son's teacher.




Real Men Don't Text


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Late-night texts. Mixed signals. Dead-end relationships. This doesn’t have to be your love life. Welcome to dating in the digital world—where phone conversations followed by dinner and a movie have been replaced by last-minute texts, ambiguous relationships, and vague group hangouts. While technology makes it faster and easier to connect than ever before, it has also created confusion . . . And heartbreak. Ruthie and Michael Dean have heard the same story from thousands of women: the disappearing men, the cryptic messages, the disappointing relationships, and the false intimacy of on-screen connection. In a no-holds-barred narrative style, the husband-and-wife team chronicles their dating mishaps, hilarious attempts to find love, and many mistakes—helping women understand just what men are thinking and how to attract Mr. Right. Real Men Don’t Text offers game-changing perspectives, bringing a fresh approach to love, sex, and dating. You don’t need to spend one more night staring at a phone screen. It’s time to take back your love life!




You Can't Raise Children By Text


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Coparenting isn’t easy! These experienced, award-winning authors, therapist Dr. Lisa Negrini and former family law Judge Irene Sullivan, provide practical, no-nonsense tips to keep child-centered coparenting the focus for families during complicated family transitions; separation, divorce, family conflict, custody issues, and general parenting stressors. Raising healthy and happy children is everyone’s goal!




Don't Text Your Ex Happy Birthday


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From celebrity heartthrob, esteemed host of The Viall Files podcast, and adored member of Bachelor Nation Nick Viall comes Don’t Text Your Ex Happy Birthday—a no-holds-barred dating-advice book. “Nick has hard- and well-earned wisdom to share from his own journey—from heartbreak to healing to discovering real and lasting love. In his usual compassionate and humorous voice, he offers great advice . . . like an older brother who is way cooler and wiser than you!” —Dr. Laura Berman, relationship therapist and host of The Language of Love With his trademark charm, relationship expertise, and exclusive sex and love Q&A series, Nick guides readers through topics of love, lust, dating, and heartbreak. Nothing is off-limits as he delves into situationships, how to identify a player, and defining healthy love versus toxic love. Trying to figure out if friends with benefits is worth it? Unsure if they’re really into you? Is this guy a walking red flag? Can you come back from being cheated on? Viall is here with all those answers and more. Filled with stories and one-liners you’ll be texting your friends, Don't Text Your Ex Happy Birthday is an honest, entertaining, and heartfelt relationship handbook that actually answers the question “What does it mean when they say . . . ?” “I texted my ex ‘hi’ on Christmas and then I read this book. Required reading for anyone else embarrassing themselves on a daily basis.” —Cazzie David, New York Times bestselling author of No One Asked For This




I Don’t Text While Driving, Walking, or Standing Still


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Roger Dale Loring is a genuine baby boomer who finds his existence in the rapidly-changing world rather perplexing. In his latest book, he once again offers a collection of lighthearted essays about his dilemmas from the perspective of his current "if-they-don't-have-a-senior-discount, I'm-not-going-there" age. Realizing that the aging process evolved in a way that his adolescent mind never envisioned, Loring now finds that his views on life changes are disturbingly similar to the views of the old people of his youth, people he frequently characterized as old fogies. His essays highlight his humorous take on life that include opinions about issues such as cell phone upgrades; a man's attention span while operating a television remote; seasonal purse shopping; the differing conversation patterns of men and women; the three hardest part-time jobs in America; the crazy world of politics where preaching to the choir dominates all campaigns; and, of course, the trauma of buying toothpaste.




Texting Series


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How can one wrong number be so right? A slew of L-O-L texts turn into romance that lasts a lifetime. You don't want to miss this box set, which includes TEXTIN' UP MY HEART! INCLUDES: LET'S GET TEXTUAL - WRONG NUMBER When Zach Hastings sends a text to the wrong number, it leads to a crazy adventure of finding love...and a baby goat. I WANNA TEXT YOU UP - ROOMMATES TO LOVERS/BEST FRIEND'S EX Caleb Mills was just looking for a new roommate. He didn't plan to fall in love with her, especially not since she's his ex-girlfriend's best friend... CAN'T TEXT THIS - SINGLE DAD Monty Andrews just wanted to blow off some steam. She didn't mean to wind up in the bathroom of a bar with a sexy, tattooed stranger...or in his bed. Everything's going as planned-until they discover she's his son's teacher. TEXT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME - SECOND CHANCE Shep Clark is aiming to rehab his reputation after a disastrous year both on and off the field. Denver Andrews just happens to be aiming for a promotion at the paper, and an exposé on the local pro-baseball star would be the perfect piece...if they can keep their past out of it. TEXTIN' UP MY HEART: A NOVELLA Get caught up with the gang as Zach and Delia try to navigate their future. AUTHOR'S NOTE: Due to page count, this book is sized bigger than my other books.




CALL, DON’T TEXT


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What to Expect from "CALL, DON'T TEXT" Ever wonder what happens when a gym rat trades dumbbells for the open road? In "CALL, DON'T TEXT," I hilariously recount my journey from a devoted gym enthusiast to a long-distance outdoor runner, much to my wife's mix of amusement and concern—hence her constant reminder to "call if you need help." In this book, you'll find: Laugh-Out-Loud Stories: From battling the elements to unexpected bathroom emergencies, I share the unfiltered ups and downs of embracing outdoor running. Practical Tips with a Twist: Get insights on gear essentials, avoiding chafing (we've all been there), and the undeniable power of a good playlist. Candid Answers to Burning Questions: Are those folks running in freezing weather crazy? Is music a non-negotiable running companion? Spoiler: No and yes! Whether you're a seasoned runner, a gym lover curious about hitting the pavement, or someone who enjoys a good laugh at life's unpredictability, this book offers a humorous and heartfelt glimpse into stepping (or stumbling) out of your comfort zone. So tie your laces, grab your sense of humor, and join me on this wild run. Who knows? You might just be inspired to take that first step into the great outdoors—just remember, if you need help, call, don't text.




You Can't Text a Tough Conversation


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As our use of technology has increased, our communication skills have decreased. We text when we should talk. We tweet firings and breakups. Technology creates the illusion of being in touch, but we lose the deeper meaning conveyed by body language, facial expression, and tone of voice. What we need are real, face-to-face conversations. Have we lost that art? Whether it's with a spouse, a friend, a boss, a co-worker, or children, tough conversations can create high anxiety. Communication expert Mike Bechtle offers practical help. He shows readers how to build strong relationships and teaches tried-and-true methods to navigate the muddy waters of tough conversations. Readers learn to be better listeners, give and receive genuine feedback, saturate their relationships with kindness, and much more. With the right skills and tools, anyone can feel more confident handling a tough conversation.




Damn You Autocorrect! 2


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It's back. And it's more awkward than ever. Ever been screwed over by predictive text on your smart phone? You are not alone. Damn You, Autocorrect! 2 brings together more of the laugh-out-loud funny and painfully embarrassing posts from the hit website, which highlight the hilarity that often ensues when text messaging goes wrong. This second volume of epic autocorrect fails is packed with never-before-seen content, as well as the most cringe-worthy posts from Damnyouautocorrect.com. READ THIS BOOK BEFORE YOU HIT SEND.




Better Than We Found It: Conversations to Help Save the World


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From the New York Times best-selling author of The Black Friend and a seasoned activist comes an indispensable guide to social and political progressivism for young people and anyone wanting to get more involved. What is disinformation, and how does it influence our lives? How did the wealth gap become so staggeringly wide? Why do so many Americans lack access to quality health care? And—most importantly—what can we do about it all? Through a combination of personal anecdotes and interviews, authors Frederick Joseph and Porsche Joseph make a compelling case for tackling some of the biggest issues of our day, from gun violence, the prison system, transphobia, and indigenous land theft to climate change, education, housing, and immigration. Covering sixteen topics and featuring more than two dozen interviews with prominent activists, authors, actors, and politicians, this is the essential resource for those who want to make the world better than we found it. Featuring interviews with: Mehcad Brooks Keah Brown Julián Castro Sonja Cherry-Paul Chelsea Clinton Charlotte Clymer Mari Copeny, aka Little Miss Flint Greg D’Amato Jesse Katz Amed Khan Daniel Alejandro Leon-Davis Willy and Jo Lorenz Ben O’Keefe Brittany Packnett Cunningham Anna Paquin Robert Reich Brandon T. Snider Nic Stone Anton Treuer Andrea Tulee David Villalpando Elizabeth Warren Shannon Watts Natalie Weaver Brandon Wolf




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