Author : Eulalie Osgood Grover
Publisher : Dey Street Books
Page : 99 pages
File Size : 50,71 MB
Release : 2019
Category : Art
ISBN : 0358238412
A humorous gift book featuring the original pre-internet cat memes
Author : Georgia Dunn
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 133 pages
File Size : 33,12 MB
Release : 2020-03-23
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1524861545
Tonight’s top story: the intrepid team of feline reporters is back on the beat and tackling stories like a runaway toy mouse in this second collection of Breaking Cat News comics for middle-grade readers. Once again Lupin, Elvis, and Puck—alongside boisterous field correspondents like Tommy—deliver hard-hitting reportage on all of the most pressing issues, such as Vacuum Awareness Week, the case of the missing breakfast, and the history of fuzzy blankets. The gang also meets new characters like Burt, the free-spirited barn cat who helps solve some AV problems. And these cats will need all of the help they can get to get to the bottom of some mysterious ghost sightings and prove they’re not scaredy. The More-to-Explore section includes paper dolls, how to make pet rock cats, and explores the Big Pink House and the BCN apartment within.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
Page : 129 pages
File Size : 23,73 MB
Release : 2009
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0736925163
Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.
Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 22,21 MB
Release : 2014-02-22
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1631876163
LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk, Dog Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. Cat, Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious & humorous unicorn, cat & dog poems & rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them & unlocks the poet in him. The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog & jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses, doggys andkitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow Dust * Unicorns & Clogged Toilets * Unicorn Dreads & Rainbow Spreads * Trees Are Like Guardian Angels * Rainbow Fairy Fluff * Turkey Dinner Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * The Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule and lots more... Download this hilarious 3 in 1 compilation of "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! Volume 1, "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 2 and "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" Volume 3 right now & enjoy some unforgettable jerk moments ...
Author : John Gallagher
Publisher : Random House Graphic
Page : 121 pages
File Size : 11,20 MB
Release : 2020-10-06
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0593121074
Meet a secret superhero with CAT-ITUDE--Max Meow, Cat Crusader--in this purr-fectly awesome, hiss-sterically funny graphic novel series just right for fans of Dog Man and InvestiGators! Max is just a regular cat in Kittyopolis, trying to make it big as a podcaster UNTIL he accidentally takes a bite of an RADIOACTIVE SPACE MEATBALL at his best friend Mindy's SECRET LAB. Then before you can say MEOWZA, Max becomes...The CAT CRUSADER! Being a super hero is fun--but not if you get so cocky, you forget your best friend! Will Max and Mindy make up? And together, can they save Kittyopolis from the evil Agent M and BIG BOSS?! Find out in this furr-ociously funny series! BONUS: Includes how to draw Max Meow! And look for the next books—Max Meow: Donuts and Danger, Max Meow Meow: Pugs from Planet X, and Max Meow: Taco Time Machine! "Funny, furry and fantastic!" --Judd Winick, New York Times Bestselling Creator of the Hilo series "Max Meow's super heroics will have kids meow-ling with laughter!" --John Patrick Green, creator of the InvestiGators series
Author : Catherine Belknap
Publisher : Harmony
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 33,32 MB
Release : 2019-03-12
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 0525574921
THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and millions of fans on social media, they get real about the parts of parenting that somehow don’t make the Instagram feed. Sharing their outrageous humor, fearless myth-busting, and genuine comfort on every page, they walk you from pregnancy to the toddler years and beyond. And they dole out ridiculously honest advice, like what you think you need at the hospital when you have your first baby (lip gloss) versus what you actually need (hemorrhoid pillow), and how worried you should really be about germs (less than you are). Fearless crusaders against the perfection myth and all the gluten-free, sugar-free baking it entails, Cat and Nat assure you that you’re already doing a great job, making this an essential companion for moms everywhere.
Author : Lynne Truss
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
Page : 20 pages
File Size : 48,37 MB
Release : 2010
Category : Biography & Autobiography
ISBN : 0007355238
One woman's journal of single life on the margins. A brilliant collection of Lynne Truss' journalism - recording the life of a metropolitan refugee from coupledom. The alternative 'Bridget Jones'.
Author : Grumpy Cat
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 97 pages
File Size : 11,88 MB
Release : 2017-09-12
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452171440
Internet sensation Grumpy Cat's epic feline frown has inspired legions of devoted fans. Celebrating the grouch in everyone, the Grumpy Cat book teaches the fine art of grumpiness and includes enough bad attitude to cast a dark cloud over the whole world. Featuring brand new as well as classic photos, and including grump-inspiring activities and games, Grumpy Cat delivers unmatched, hilarious grumpiness that puts any bad mood in perspective.
Author : Timmie Guzzmann
Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC
Page : 45 pages
File Size : 38,76 MB
Release : 2014-08-29
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 163501655X
Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cat's at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping & Pooping * Evil Green Eyes * The Hypnotizing & Traumatizing Cat's Ball Of Fur * Turns Out Jerkier Than You Might Think and lots more... Download "Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!" right now
Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 34,92 MB
Release : 2019-11
Category :
ISBN : 9781704332581
The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids or Friends Laugh With These (Clean) Hilarious Cat Jokes! Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants? A: Purrr-suasive! This collection of cat jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes': In this book, you will find: 140+ Super Funny Cat Jokes 50+ Silly Cat Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Q: Where did the kittens go for their school field trip? A: The mewseum! Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys? A: You got to be kitten me! *** Get your copy of '140+ Ridiculously Funny Cat Jokes' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy' button.
