Catawampus: Selected Stories


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catawampus: /kat-uh-wom-puh s/: Adj. 1: crooked; out of alignment 2: askew; awry No single word describes this collection of short stories better than the title itself: Catawampus. Told with Brandon Christopher's wry wit, unflinching humor and imaginative style, each story gives us a brief and sudden glimpse into the stranger side of ordinary lives. They beckon us to pull back the veneer of normalcy to dive headfirst into the odd, the eccentric, the heartbreaking, and the hilarious. From funeral crashers and Roman philosophers to feuding landlords and peculiar tea parties, Catawampus is a refreshing and strikingly original fiction collection.




The Middle Kid: Selected Stories


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Middle-class, middle child, way uncool hair ― these are the true confessions of an aspiring outcast and lackluster altar boy at the crossroads of Hell and junior high. In this riotous memoir, Brandon Christopher reflects on life as an unusually tall, mischief-obsessed altar boy at a private school in Los Angeles. Set in the quirky mid-1980s, The Middle Kid skillfully weaves together the end of Christopher's childhood and the beginning of his journey toward manhood, as told through cringe-worthy yet hilarious stories from the author's irreverent and unabashedly honest perspective.




The Catawampus Cat


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A tilted tale about a cat who sees the world from an unusual point of view, written by the hilarious Jason Carter Eaton (How to Train a Train) and illustrated by the equally humorous Gus Gordon (Herman and Rosie). catawampus (cat-a-wam-pus) n. 1. Diagonal or at an angle. 2. Askew, awry. The catawampus cat walks with a slant. And his skewed point of view has everyone in town looking at everything with fresh eyes. Even Bushy Brows Billiam who never notices anything, including what time class is over, spots the catawampus cat, and now he’s a star student! And when the town librarian sees the catawampus cat, she pulls the “wrong” book from the shelf, sending her into a life of adventure. The catawampus cat is in town and everything is about to change.




L. M. Montgomery – Premium Collection: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry & Memoirs


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L. M. Montgomery's 'Premium Collection' is a comprehensive anthology spanning across novels, short stories, poetry, and memoirs. Montgomery, renowned for her masterpiece 'Anne of Green Gables,' showcases her versatility and talent in this compilation. Her writing style is characterized by vivid descriptions, heartfelt emotions, and a deep connection to nature, which captivates readers of all ages. The collection offers a glimpse into the literary world of a prolific author whose works have stood the test of time. From the enchanting adventures of Anne Shirley to the poignant reflections in her memoirs, Montgomery's storytelling prowess is unparalleled. Lucy Maud Montgomery's life experiences, including her upbringing on Prince Edward Island and her struggles with mental health, greatly influenced the themes and characters in her works. The 'Premium Collection' serves as a testament to Montgomery's enduring legacy and her ability to resonate with audiences worldwide. Her keen observation of human nature and her optimistic outlook shine through in every piece, making her a beloved figure in Canadian literature. I highly recommend L. M. Montgomery's 'Premium Collection' to anyone seeking a literary journey filled with charm, nostalgia, and timeless wisdom. Whether you are a dedicated fan or a newcomer to Montgomery's writing, this anthology promises a delightful and fulfilling reading experience that will leave a lasting impression.




The Collected Works of L. M. Montgomery: 20 Novels & 170+ Short Stories, Poems, & Autobiography


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In 'The Collected Works of L. M. Montgomery', readers are treated to a comprehensive collection of 20 novels, over 170 short stories, poems, and even an autobiography. Montgomery's writing style is characterized by a lyrical quality, vivid imagery, and heartfelt storytelling that transports the reader to idyllic Prince Edward Island. Her works often explore themes of family, love, and the beauty of nature, making them timeless classics in the literary world. This collection provides a rare opportunity to delve deep into Montgomery's captivating narratives and gain a deeper understanding of her literary legacy. Readers will find themselves enthralled by the emotional depth and enchanting landscapes that Montgomery skillfully brings to life in her writings. Lucy Maud Montgomery's personal experiences, including her upbringing in Canada and struggles with mental health, undoubtedly influenced her writings. Her unique perspective and keen observation of human nature shine through in each piece, making her a beloved author for readers of all ages. 'The Collected Works of L. M. Montgomery' is a must-read for anyone who appreciates heartfelt storytelling, vivid imagery, and timeless themes that resonate with the human experience.




SUSAN COOLIDGE Ultimate Collection: 7 Novels, 35+ Short Stories, Essays & Poems; Including Complete Katy Carr Series (Illustrated)


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This carefully crafted ebook: “SUSAN COOLIDGE Ultimate Collection: 7 Novels, 35+ Short Stories, Essays & Poems; Including Complete Katy Carr Series (Illustrated)” is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Susan Coolidge (Biography) Katy Carr Chronicles: What Katy Did What Katy Did at School What Katy Did Next Clover In the High Valley “Curly Locks” (A Short Story) Other Novels: A Little Country Girl Eyebright: A Story Short Stories & Collections: Nine Little Goslings Just Sixteen Not Quite Eighteen A Round Dozen Who Ate the Pink Sweetmeat? Little Roger's Night in the Church The Engineer's Story Non-Fiction The Letters of Jane Austen A Short History of the City of Philadelphia, From Its Foundation to the Present Time Poems: Verses (Poetry Collection) A Few More Verses Last Verses Five Giving to All, Thou Gavest As Well to Me Benediction Five Little Buds Grouped Round the Parent Stem Susan Coolidge, pen name of Sarah Chauncey Woolsey (1835–1905), was an American children's author who is best known for her Katy Carr Series. The fictional Carr family of this series was modeled after Woolsey's own family and the protagonist Katy Carr was inspired by Woolsey herself; while the brothers and sisters “Little Carrs” were modeled on her four younger siblings.




SUSAN COOLIDGE Ultimate Collection (Illustrated)


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This carefully crafted ebook: "SUSAN COOLIDGE Ultimate Collection: 7 Novels, 35+ Short Stories, Essays & Poems; Including Complete Katy Carr Series (Illustrated)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Susan Coolidge (Biography) Katy Carr Chronicles: What Katy Did What Katy Did at School What Katy Did Next Clover In the High Valley "Curly Locks" (A Short Story) Other Novels: A Little Country Girl Eyebright: A Story Short Stories & Collections: Nine Little Goslings Just Sixteen Not Quite Eighteen A Round Dozen Who Ate the Pink Sweetmeat? Little Roger's Night in the Church The Engineer's Story Non-Fiction The Letters of Jane Austen A Short History of the City of Philadelphia, From Its Foundation to the Present Time Poems: Verses (Poetry Collection) A Few More Verses Last Verses Five Giving to All, Thou Gavest As Well to Me Benediction Five Little Buds Grouped Round the Parent Stem Susan Coolidge, pen name of Sarah Chauncey Woolsey (1835–1905), was an American children's author who is best known for her Katy Carr Series. The fictional Carr family of this series was modeled after Woolsey's own family and the protagonist Katy Carr was inspired by Woolsey herself; while the brothers and sisters "Little Carrs" were modeled on her four younger siblings.




L. M. MONTGOMERY – Premium Collection: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry & Autobiography (Including Anne Shirley Novels, Chronicles of Avonlea & The Story Girl Series)


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L. M. Montgomery's 'Premium Collection' showcases the diverse literary talents of the author, including novels, short stories, poetry, and her autobiography. Among her most famous works are the beloved Anne Shirley novels, which have captivated generations of readers with their heartwarming tales of friendship and coming of age in the idyllic setting of Prince Edward Island. Montgomery's lush descriptions and vivid characterizations immerse the reader in a bygone era, while her timeless themes of love, compassion, and the pursuit of dreams continue to resonate today in this comprehensive collection. The inclusion of the Chronicles of Avonlea and The Story Girl series further highlights Montgomery's exceptional storytelling abilities and her ability to capture the essence of small-town life in Canada. Whether you are a fan of classic literature or simply looking for a charming escape, Montgomery's 'Premium Collection' is a must-read for anyone seeking literary enchantment. Lucy Maud Montgomery's enduring legacy as a literary icon is evident in this extraordinary compilation, making it a treasure trove of fiction, poetry, and personal reflections that will delight readers of all ages.




L. M. MONTGOMERY – Premium Collection: Novels, Short Stories, Poetry & Memoir (Including Anne of Green Gables Series, Chronicles of Avonlea & The Story Girl Trilogy)


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This unique collection of L. M. Montgomery's most beloved children's books has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards. Table of Contents: Anne of Green Gables Series Anne of Green Gables Anne of Avonlea Anne of the Island Anne's House of Dreams Rainbow Valley Rilla of Ingleside The Story Girl Series The Story Girl The Golden Road Short Stories Chronicles of Avonlea The Hurrying of Ludovic Old Lady Lloyd Each in His Own Tongue Little Joscelyn The Winning of Lucinda Old Man Shaw's Girl Aunt Olivia's Beau Quarantine at Alexander Abraham's Pa Sloane's Purchase The Courting of Prissy Strong The Miracle at Carmody The End of a Quarrel Further Chronicles of Avonlea Aunt Cynthia's Persian Cat The Materializing of Cecil Her Father's Daughter Jane's Baby The Dream-Child The Brother Who Failed The Return of Hester The Little Brown Book of Miss Emily Sara's Way The Son of his Mother The Education of Betty In Her Selfless Mood The Conscience Case of David Bell Only a Common Fellow Tannis of the Flats Uncollected Short Stories Other Novels Kilmeny of the Orchard Poetry Autobiography The Alpine Path: The Story of My Career Lucy Maud Montgomery (1874-1942) was a Canadian author best known for a series of novels with Anne of Green Gables, an orphaned girl, mistakenly sent to a couple, who had intended to adopt a boy. Anne novels made Montgomery famous in her lifetime and gave her an international following. The first novel was followed by a series of sequels with Anne as the central character. Montgomery went on to publish 20 novels as well as 530 short stories, 500 poems, and 30 essays.




L. M. MONTGOMERY – Ultimate Collection: 20 Novels & 170+ Short Stories, Poetry, Letters and Autobiography (Including The Complete Anne of Green Gables Series & Emily Starr Trilogy)


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L. M. Montgomery's 'Ultimate Collection' is a comprehensive treasury of her literary works, showcasing her talent in writing novels, short stories, poetry, letters, and autobiography. This collection includes her most famous works such as 'Anne of Green Gables Series' and 'Emily Starr Trilogy'. Montgomery's writing style is characterized by vivid descriptions, heartfelt emotions, and profound insights into human relationships, making her a beloved author of the early 20th century. Her stories often revolve around strong-willed female protagonists navigating the complexities of life in rural Canada. Montgomery's works are a blend of realism and romanticism, capturing the essence of growing up, facing challenges, and finding one's place in the world. Her writing resonates with readers of all ages, offering timeless lessons and enchanting storytelling. Montgomery's personal life experiences, love for nature, and passion for literature greatly influenced her work, leading her to become one of the most celebrated authors in Canadian literary history. 'Ultimate Collection' is a must-read for anyone seeking classic literature that is both heartwarming and thought-provoking, a true gem in the world of fiction.