Pickup Lines


Book Description

Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while you're honking out a dirt snake. So if it ends up being kept in the toilet, fair enough. We have come to terms with it. We have also made sure the pages are as non-absorbent as possible, so if you run out of toilet paper you couldn't use this book as a makeshift ass wipe even if you want to. Anyway, get reading and let's get on with making you into a complete studly dreamboat! Tags: pickup lines, corny pickup lines, dirty pickup lines, cute pickup lines, good pickup lines, bad pickup lines, pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, best pickup lines, nerdy pickup lines, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup lines, great pickup lines, stupid pickup lines, lame pickup lines, awesome pickup lines, creepy pickup lines, funny pickup lines, chemistry pickup lines, cheesiest pickup lines, harry potter pickup lines, sweet pickup lines, science pickup lines, funniest pickup lines, best pickup line, girl pickup lines, nasty pickup lines, hilarious pickup lines, cheesy pickup line, cheesey pickup lines, funny pickup line, dumb pickup lines, clean pickup lines, dirtiest pickup lines, jewish pickup lines, pickup lines funny, chessy pickup lines, cheap pickup lines, nerd pickup lines, star wars pickup lines, smooth pickup lines




Love on the Range


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Any other socialite would view being packed off to a remote Oregon ranch as a punishment. But Gracelyn Riley knows that this is her opportunity to become a real reporter. If she can make her name through an interview with the elusive hero known as Striker, then she'll never have to depend on anyone ever again. Rancher Trevor Cruz can't believe his secret identity is being endangered by an overly chatty city girl. But if there's one thing he knows, it's that Gracie's pretty little snooping nose is bound to get her in trouble. So he'll use her determination to find "Striker" to keep an eye on her…and stick close by her side.




Cheesy Pick Up Lines


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Ideal Gift for kid brother, boss, coming-of-age - Cheesy, Corny Over 1000 of the most cheesy, corny, cutest, friendly pick up lines ever. ...every man needs a few cheesy pick up lines to make his own. - just like a great T-shirt or his favorite pair of sneakers he needs some funny pick up lines to complete his style and win bigly..." Hi, my name's James. Let's Bond. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. Oh, so you breathe oxygen, too? We do have a lot in common, that's the truest Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner, that a deeper truth. Unconventional - Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? Long odds Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? - said unflinching Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. What do you think of my shirt? It's made from boyfriend material, give that 2 percent You smell like trash. May I take you out? for the soccer-obsessed You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop! World-renowned pick up line Excuse me, I have a problem with my cell phone. Your number is not in it. 100% true, so true I'm learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them? Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. The dilbert line Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard? For men in blazers Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend! If you were a chicken -- you'd be impeccable. Are you suffering from a lack of vitamin me? I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number? I might as well call you "Google" 'cause you have everything I'm searching for. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS. All those curves and me without brakes! Are those diamonds real? -the ones in your eyes. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you! Do you have any idea about the weight of a polar bear? - It's just enough to break the ice! Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again? Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 that I see. I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with. I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet. I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'! I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U. People call me John, but you can call me tonight. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation? What's on the menu? Me-n-U You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?




Pick-up Lines: Become A Chick Magnet


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Are you having trouble meeting women? Would you like to meet a beautiful girl? A compilation of nearly 500 of the sexiest, funniest, and cleverest pickup lines available and ready for your next party or quick one-liner. Never be caught again without something to say. Break the ice no matter with who, when or where.




250 Pick Up Lines


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It can be be hard to find the right words to say to that one person who has caught your eye. To succeed, you will need a really good chat up line to break the ice, and to bring a smile to the girl you approach. With this book you will learn tons of winning pick up lines, giving you the ability to turn that first encounter into a fun night, maybe a romantic liaison and even a successful long term relationship. These PickUp Lines are funny, clever, cheesy, flirty, corny and romantic, but most of all they are successful and can be used on any woman, any time, any place, anywhere. Having a few of the chat up lines up your sleeve will help you successfully meet, attract, and even seduce any woman you desire. Why you should buy this book These 250 Pick Up Lines are probably the largest collection anywhere in the world, and they are all here for you to learn and remember. The book also includes some great tips on how to effectively use these killer pick up lines. All of these Pick Up lines are easy to learn and who knows - this book may just change your life for the better, so buy it now!




101 Pick-Up Lines


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"101 Pick-Up Lines" Is a hilarious pocket sized book. It features a list of 101 of the funniest Pick-Up Lines on earth and will leave you laughing. It was written by "God's Gift To Women" Nick Wolf. This book is the single person best friend, once you own it it would come in handy with all relationships. "When In Doubt, Whip It Out" is the motto you can use when you are in need to impress your love. This book is not dedicated to one friend or family member, but For everybody out there who needs a Pick-Up Line. This Book is the single person's best friend. The book price $9.00 with a portion of the proceeds going to The Relay For Life. For more information go to the books website at: www.freewebs.com/101pickuplines




Absolute Power


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So what is evil? What makes a person a “villain?” Is it intent to harm…or is it something deeper than that? Each one of the thirteen authors in this amazing collection has taken a completely different approach to answering this question. They have gone above and beyond expressing the idea of evil and supervillainy. They get to the bottom of why villains are the way they are, and what they hope to gain from it. These are dangerous women wielding Absolute Power… and they’ll be glad to let you know exactly why you should fear them.




Pick-Up Lines That Work


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In Pick-Up Lines That Work: Get the Girl Tonight!, Devon Wild presents over 1500 pick-up lines that will help any bachelor pick up more women. Most pick-up lines don't work because they are cheesy, trite, and closed-ended statements. Devon Wild shares with bachelors the three musts that every great pick-up line should have. Devon Wild also shares a revolutionary pick-up formula that makes it incredibly easy for any man to have more success with women. With this five-step formula it makes picking up women seem effortless. In the book you will find: 1500+ pick-up lines that work the flawless PJCSP pick-up formula specific pick-up lines for the top 12 hot spots including: the bar, coffee cafes, gym, mall, walking, driving, and more tips for effective delivery invaluable website information and much more




250+ Pick Up Lines


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Enjoy these Awesome Pick-Up Lines.Some are Old... Some are New... But all of them are Awesome...They might either get you the Girl or get you Slapped by the Girl... On the brighter side you can anyway tell your friends that the girl touched you :P ;)... So use your brains before trying these pick-up lines... I recommend you to simply enjoy them and try some of them if you get a chance. HAVE FUN!!!




Roofers Joke Book: Funny Roofer Jokes, Gags, Puns and Stories


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If you're looking for funny roofer jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in March 2019 this roofers joke book is quite possibly the best collection of roofer jokes you will find anywhere and some of the gags will make you laugh out loud that's for sure.We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best roofer humor - with puns and gags galore.This is ideal for you if you are a roofer and of course it will also make a great gift for a roofer too, so buy this roofers joke book now!