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Christmas Favourite stories: Stories + Jokes + Colouring book

Author : Aunty Paula

Publisher : SHUBHAM

Page : 57 pages

File Size : 37,35 MB

Release : 2015-12-25

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1522898468

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Merry Xmas! Your kid will love this adorable Christmas book with a lot of interesting tales and santa jokes. This is an important book for small childrens to get them know about santa and introduce them to the main stream of christmas! Also included: Christmas Jokes & Christmas Coloring Book! These stories are nice for quick bedtime stories for kids and best tales to be read aloud with friends and family! Excellent for early and intermediate readers Great for reading aloud with friends and family Christmas stories and adventures about Christmas Funny Christmas jokes for kids FREE Christmas coloring book downloads included Story List: The true story of santa claus The star of Bethlehem The Little Match Girl The Selfish Gaint Cook Christmas Eve The child who wants it all A perfect christmas Christmas in the forest Christmas spiders The helper of santa Claus A christmas gift An incredible journey Birth of Jesus This book contains CHRISTMAS STORIES + JOKES + COLOURING BOOK Merry Christmas to all !! Tags: Christmas, Christmas books, christmas stories, kids christmas stories, christmas stories for kids, childrens christmas stories, christmas stories for children, Christmas stories, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, Christmas jokes, kids christmas stories, childrens christmas stories, kids christmas books, childrens christmas books, books for kids, santa claus, reindeer, santa, thanksgiving turkey, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about christmas, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, thankful, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, free ebooks, ebooks free, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories



Christmas Friends (a Story about Friendship)

Author : Uncle Amon

Publisher :

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 27,91 MB

Release : 2016-12-05

Category :

ISBN : 9781540788719

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Christmas Friends (A Story About Friendship) This is the story about three best friends - Riley the Reindeer, Shiver the Snowman, and Santa Claus. But this wasn't always how things were before. Long ago, Riley lived by herself in the Great Forest. Even though she didn't know what Christmas was, she could feel it inside her soul. Shiver lived in the Snow Forest, and he didn't have any friends. Santa had plans to make all of this change. Find out what happens next! This is a read-aloud kid's book with big and bright pictures. The target audience age is for toddlers, preschool, and younger children. Fully illustrated picture book Excellent as a Christmas bedtime story Great for toddlers, preschool, and younger children This cute children's picture book is perfect as a bedtime story and reading aloud with friends and family! Best-Selling Children's Book Author - Uncle Amon Uncle Amon began his career with a vision. It was to influence and create a positive change in the world through children's books by sharing fun and inspiring stories. Whether it is an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insightful stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face! His unique style and creativity stand out from other children's book authors, because he uses real life experiences to tell a tale of imagination and adventure. For more books by Uncle Amon, please visit: www.UncleAmon.com Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!



The Knights Before Christmas

Author : Joan Holub

Publisher : Macmillan

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 40,51 MB

Release : 2015-09-08

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0805099328

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"'Twas December 24th, and three brave knights were just settling in for the night when out on the drawbridge, there arose such a clatter! The knights try everything to get rid of this unknown invader (Santa Claus!), a red and white knight with a fleet of dragons"--



Festive As Fuck: a Hilarious Christmas Swear Word Coloring Book

Author : Cindy Booth

Publisher :

Page : 58 pages

File Size : 20,89 MB

Release : 2016-11-10

Category :

ISBN : 9781539989523

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Celebrate the holiday season with this hilarious Christmas swear word coloring book for adults, filled with cursing Santas, mean reindeer, sarcastic snowmen, and other holiday-themed illustrations dripping with inappropriate language. With illustrations ranging from simple to complex, this adult coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation to help you get through the Christmas season!



130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books

Publisher :

Page : 42 pages

File Size : 10,45 MB

Release : 2020-05-25

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781952772412

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The Perfect Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Christmas Jokes! Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley! This collection of Christmas jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids' In this book, you will find: - 130+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. - 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! - No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Santa and an elf are enjoying some time off in the summer. They decided to explore unknown territory and go for a walk across the desert. "Why did you bring that car door, elf?", Santa asks. "There's a good reason for that, Santa," the elf replies, "When it gets too hot, I can open the window!" Q: Where do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus sleep on vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel! Get your copy of '130+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.



Coloring for Grown-Ups

Author : Ryan Hunter

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 65 pages

File Size : 28,8 MB

Release : 2012-10-30

Category : Games & Activities

ISBN : 0452298253

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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts



Chrismukkah

Author : Ron Gompertz

Publisher : Harry N. Abrams

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 37,24 MB

Release : 2009-10-01

Category : Religion

ISBN : 9781584797708

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Book Description

A veritable cornucopia of seasonal delights, this handy (and often hilarious) lifestyle guide walks us through all the Chrismukkah events, history, and lore. You?ll learn about hybrid holiday traditions in decorating (ornaments, wreaths, menorahs, dreidels); innovative tchotchkes (Chrismukkah cards, stockings, lights); and a plethora of menorah options (Godzilla or snowman, anyone?). Plus, the book includes rollicking games to play and songs to sing, along with easy-to-follow recipes for Latkes with Sugar Plum Fairy Sauce, General Saul?s Chicken, Mama Mia Matzah Pizza!, Blitzen?s Blintzes, and other Noel Noshes. Your yuletide happy hours will never be the same once you start mixing a Yule Plotz, Meshugga Nog, or Manishewitz Mulled Wine.



The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids

Author : Whee Winn

Publisher : Zonderkidz

Page : 240 pages

File Size : 32,1 MB

Release : 2016-06-07

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0310754763

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The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles



The Farting Christmas Coloring Book

Author : M. Lott

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 92 pages

File Size : 40,17 MB

Release : 2018-10-28

Category :

ISBN : 9781729081709

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A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.



A Very Corona Christmas

Author : Kelley Donner

Publisher :

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 45,75 MB

Release : 2020-10-22

Category :

ISBN : 9781733959551

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Book Description

What happens when world leaders cancel Christmas due to Covid19? Just as a shielding Santa decides he has no other choice but to furlough his elves until the pandemic is over, a bright, young elf brings him a letter that changes everything?A hilarious take on Christmas 2020 for children ages 5-8.