Christmas Letters from Hell


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Who doesn't love to open the mailbox during the holidays and find a newsletter? Whether it's a juicy missive from a college roommate inadvertently revealing her husband's wandering eye, a self-congratulatory account of a cousin's rise to power at the local fast-food joint, or a mind-numbingly detailed account of a year's medical ailments (including photos) from a coworker, they're always entertaining. Christmas Letters from Hell skewers holiday letters of all shapes and sizes, from the ones that come crammed with cheesy graphics or written from the perspective of the recently neutered family dog to those filled with stories of "perfect" family vacations that were clearly anything but. Here Santa uses his holiday letter to let the elves know that he'll be outsourcing to China effective immediately; a bipolar mom tells two very different versions of the year's events; and Osama bin Laden touches base with his high school host family in Minneapolis. Christmas Letters from Hell serves up a steaming, savory blend of the holiday cheer, humor, and twisted truth in our well-intended attempts to stay in touch gone horribly, horribly wrong.




Letters from Hell


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Letters from Hell


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The Last Box


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Marianne lives in New Jersey with her husband John. She is the mother of three children, a son and two daughters. The author has a unique gift of finding humor in everyday events as she chronicles her colorful family's journey through twenty-four years. Through her letters she weaves the events of the year with a comical mix of the past. You will find yourself identifying with many situations you may find in your own family. Her irreverent humor even pokes fun at death . . . "this is the year everything went-the dishwasher went- the washing machine went and-grandma went " While filling out a form requesting that she check the box pertaining to her age, she finds, to her horror, that after sixty-five there are no more boxes The letters will have to stop. Her delightfully different Christmas letters are not what you might expect, and friends have asked her to share them. "Enjoyed your letter with your great humor as usual. You are a second Erma Brombeck " S.B. (NJ) "I just reread your '99 Christmas letter and laughed out loud again. You missed your calling. You should have been a writer " S.C. (CA) "I read your letter to my friend and she asked what magazine I got it from." C.F. (MI) "We would all rifle through Mom's Christmas cards to find yours . . . they were hilarious." JR (TX) "What a delightful, entertaining and above all genuine Christmas Letter. It was a joy to receive. You truly have a gift." G.D. (CA) "We eagerly look forward to your letters each year - so witty - so philosophical - so wonderful " G.R. (L.I., NY) "I have just enjoyed a wonderful five minutes of laughter. Thank you so much for your letter." S.H. (FL) "Wanted to let you know that the "Merry Christmas 2003 was one of the funniest Christmas updates I've read in a long time." C.P. (CA)




The Christmas Letters


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The nine letters Grandpa hands to his family each contain a personal story of how they brought joy to him. This volume-which has sold more than 60,000 copies since its initial publication-has been repackaged as a gift hardcover.




Letters from Hell


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Letters from Hell


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