Color Me F*cking Calm


Book Description

It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!




Calm As F*ck - Adult Coloring Book


Book Description

30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.




The Swear Word Coloring Book


Book Description

This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings—all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 60 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored! Features: -62 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through -Instant stress relief and humor




Adult Coloring Books


Book Description

Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing




You Are F*cking Perfect!-Swear Words Coloring Book


Book Description

This coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. ★ Are you Feeling Anxious or Depressed? This thing is very common now this time. We all feel anxious, stressed and depressed sometimes. But we can cope with this feeling by doing some coloring. ★ Coloring is a very old effective method for releasing anxiety and depression.We all Swear when we get stressed and exhausted of work or any situation. Swearing helps us in real life to cope with stress and it helps us to cope with Anxiety too. ★ This coloring book contains a hilarious collection of the finest swear words and uncouth sayings―all delicately wrapped in beautiful illustrations to color and display. Immerse yourself in the calming activity of coloring, while embracing the therapeutic experience of swearing like a sailor. Each hysterical pattern is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for framing, gift giving, and home decorating. With more than 38 pages of picturesque profanity, The Swear Word Coloring Book will be the adult coloring book that soothes away the stress of the day, uncensored. Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 38 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress & Anxiety Relief. Instant stress relief and humor. Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Quality Controlled by Amazon. No Repeated Design. Swear Words book More information: Calming color therapy and anti-stress coloring book Grow ups Anxiety Calming Coloring Book professionals anxiety, relaxing designs coloring Book with Swear words Art therapy an anti-stress coloring book swear words Anxiety coloring books for adults Swears anxiety coloring book for Teens Beginners Grown-Ups Release Anxiety Girls and Women Coloring Book




Release Your Anger


Book Description

Get this Unique Coloring Book For $4.94 instead of15.99 Great Discount, Perfect For Holiday Gift! Swear Word Coloring Book, a release Your Anger and Liberate Your Mind Adult Coloring Book, is a collection of Over full page illustration splattered with swear words, insults and obnoxious words better not said out loud. The illustrations are large, specially placed on the pages, one side only, to prevent any form of color interaction and easy removal for display. Four letter words, insults and what have you are a no no ?. But, you have to occasionally open the valve and let off steam without insulting anyone or getting your ass kicked. Some of the Swear Words in This Unique Coloring Book Are you fucking kidding me Calm the Fuck Down Chill the Fuck Out Douche Fuck this Shit Go Fuck Yourself I Don't Give a Damn Shut the Hell Up Shut Your Trap Shut your Whore Mouth sit the fuck Down and Color ... and So Much More Whether you're a swear word connoisseur or are interested in harnessing the stress relieving properties of losing yourself in an activity, you will find this coloring book very engaging! Saying swear words and insults as you color them could be therapeutic. The images eagerly await the strokes of your coloring pencils or crayons to bring them to life; don't disappoint. There is stress build up in every one of us; and also an artist, don't let yours fade, or be left behind, nourish it with this Swear word coloring book for adults. Discover inner peace and the satisfaction of a job well done. Grab a copy today. Makes an excellent gift for family and friends on birthdays and Every other Holidays ! TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book




Calm The F*ck Down I'm a Porter


Book Description

Are you a porter who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) porter then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny porter inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) porter needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every porter has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every porter wants to say during the day.Being a(an) porter is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during porter Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on




Calm The F*ck Down I'm a Blockmason


Book Description

Are you a Blockmason who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) Blockmason then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny Blockmason inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) Blockmason needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every Blockmason has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every Blockmason wants to say during the day.Being a(an) Blockmason is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during Blockmason Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on




F*ck Off, I'm Coloring! Swear Word Coloring Book


Book Description

This beautiful coloring book features 40 creative and intricate designs with classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, james alexander, christmas swear word coloring book swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book, jade summer, swear word coloring book, swear word adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, adult coloring books, swearing coloring book, swear coloring book




Calm The F*ck Down I'm an Animator


Book Description

Are you a animator who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) animator then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny animator inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) animator needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every animator has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every animator wants to say during the day.Being a(an) animator is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during animator Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on