Color Me Naughty


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Adult Coloring Pages for Stress Relief and Relaxation




Color Me Naughty


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Every once in a while, you need to grab a beer and indulge in some good old fashion coloring. This book of sultry women does not discriminate; use your skills to color in those lovely boobs. When your internet or cable is out grab a crayon.




Color Me in a Situationship


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Modern dating is hard! Color your way through the angst and uncertainty with this naughty adult coloring book! This book contains 20 naughty coloring pages and one naughty checklist. This coloring book includes the following pages: * The way I'll look when I finally sit on that dick again. * I need you to fuck me like my ex lives in the apartment downstairs. * I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. * My pussy is begging for you. * Will you cum on my tits? * I just wanna do cute things with you. Like kiss you at red lights and suck on your balls while I jerk you off. * If I had feelings, I'd have them for you. * I could totally love you if you let me. * I tolerate you. * I wish you could feel how wet I am. * I'm not in love. I'm just drunk. * I just want you to look me in the eyes and play with my hair. * Let's get drunk and tell each other everything we're afraid to say. * Make it hurt. * Hey it's me. Thinking about all the nasty shit I wanna do with you. * Nobody fucks me like you do. * I'm okay now. I just needed the crazy fucked out of me. * I've had a shitty day. I need your oral support. * You're my favorite thing to do. * What can you do to make me happy? Use fingers and tongue at the same time. * We did it - summer edition




Color Me a Tease


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Coloring creates a zen-like mindset and is a form of meditation that we can do with our eyes open. Coloring is helpful for people suffering in the dating world. From being ghosted, left on read, stood up, breadcrumbed, cheated on, and generally left feeling not good enough. Whether you suffer with anxious attachment wounds, ADHD, rejection sensitive dysphoria, BPD, codependency, or anxiety, coloring is a healthy way to calm down without meds. Color Me a Tease includes 20 coloring pages and 1 bonus naughty checklist. Tease is a perfect mix of naughty and nice and includes phrases such as: -You're cute. Can I sit on your face? -Letting you into my vagina: Best. Decision. Ever. -Kinda wish I was choking on your dick right now. -My clit gets a heartbeat when I look at you. -You had me at face down - ass up. -I want to cuddle and do nasty shit. -I've had a rough day. Can you give me a rough night? -Turns out I like you (more than I intended to). -I just want to support your dreams and make you cum. And lots more! For a total of 21 pages!




Dirty Talk Coloring Book


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Are you a naughty girl? Do you like to hear obscene words from your partner during intimate moments? Ladies, we'd like to present you a coloring book that will not only provide you with a lot of laugh but most importantly unleash your most needed sexual desires and completely transform your sex life Adult content only! Why do adults color? The trend for adult coloring books is growing every year. Recent study, revealed that "returning to childhood games" has a very positive effect on mental health. Psychiatrists also believe that coloring can "put to sleep bad habits" such as smoking Many people experience intense stress, decrease in productivity and lack of concentration. All of this could be easily solved through something as simple as coloring What if you could combine coloring with journaling about your sex life, fantasies and desires? This book contains: - 30 mandala illustrations with naughty & dirty quotes to color. Ex: - Cum on my tits - Mmm, you ate that pineapple, like I've asked - Prompt questions about your sexuality. Ex: - Do you like kissing with a lot or little tongue and why? - What's your favorite part of having quickies? - 10 tips & ideas for different foreplay and sex life - 10 Blank Pages - draw something of your own, whatever comes to your dirty mind. Or simply use this space to make some notes The benefits you will gain from this book: ● Escape from the outside world for hours - each subsequent picture provides interesting entertainment for hours ● Concentration and creativity - coloring requires concentration on one activity for a long time, this makes it easier for us to concentrate at work ● Collecting thoughts - sketching, drawing, coloring - it all absorbs thoughts but also hands - a very effective method for people who want to quit smoking or stay on a diet ● Raising self-esteem - create your own concepts, play with colors, fill in the blanks - create your own masterpiece - you will feel a sense of pride after each finished page ● Expressing emotions - questions included in this book might unlock your deepest sexual fears and desires Please use the look inside feature to see exactly how the pages look like If you love sex, coloring books, hate being bored, and want to spend time in an unusual way, choose our coloring book Scroll to the top and click on , add to cart'' or , buy now''







Color Me Naughty


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A naughty coloring book stuffed with gorgeous women and beautiful, powerful goddesses! This book includes TWO full sets of 25 illustrations for a total of 50 coloring sheets. Large pages sized 8.5 x 11 inches Images printed on single sheets for easy removal and display. Illustrations are framed within the page, not full bleed. These beautiful and intricate designs are made for adult colorists. Parental discretion is highly advised for younger artists as some artworks contain artistic/concealed nudity and sensual imagery. Includes gorgeous and powerful women featuring stunning mandala designs




Nobody Asked You: More Vintage Ladies Talking Trash


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Enjoy this saucy and salty sequel to Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash. Fifty unique grayscale vintage illustrations, each with a salty and sassy phrase, are suitable for shading with pen or colored pencil or just enjoying as is. Perfect for anyone who enjoys swearing humor. Makes a great gift for that salty bitch you know and love. Phrases include: Stay Out Of My Shit Stop Talking Listen To My Opinions Go Polish Your Crocs Just Queenin' Interest Level Zero Kindly F*ck Off Girl Squad Sorry For Nothing You Fabulous Bitch A Cup Of Chic Think Harder MotherF*cker Level Up I'm Not A Look, I'm A Feeling Good Vibes Do Not F*ck With Me Today Fly As F*ck Don't Hold Your Breath Eat Sh*t I'm Living For It Game On Bitches High Key Emotional Nobody Asked You Shut It Slutbag You Olde F*cker Adulting is Shit It's Called Finesse Asshole 100% Trash Salutations Motherf*cker Thank U, Next Please Leave Grab your copy now! ******************************************************************* And, be sure to look for all Color Me Naughty's vintage illustration coloring books: Salty Bitches: Vintage Ladies Talking Trash F*ck All The Way Off: Triggered Animals: A Scornful Swearing Adult Coloring Book An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book for the Holidays Share your embellished artwork on instagram: #saltybitches or tag @colormenaughtybooks




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Shut the F**k Up and Color Me


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A book with not only rude words to color but also sarcastic sayings and inappropriate gestures for the those who love to color but have a naughty side!