Book Description

BONUS - Includes FREE Ninja Books For Kids Audio Book for Children. You can get it inside for a very limited time! This compilation is the New & Enhanced Version and it includes all 4 Fart Books written by El Ninjo-Guzzmann (Volume 1, 2, 3) and by Timmie Guzzmann (Volume 4, Ninja Farts) All illustrations are in full color & each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and listening at the same time. El Ninjo is the master butt-whistler because he simply can not resist exposing his family with his expressive face-melting fart art! You and your kids will LOL at his hilarious fart books with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. He is the true master of bottom-burping disaster and he is going to impress you with his creative bottom belching ways. He will not only show you every stinky fart trick that he has in his collection, but he will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation to your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts: ) Fart Book 1 includes the following pant ripping stories: The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbor Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (this is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonator * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Fart Book 2 will show you even more tooting adventures with bean steams like: * The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride * How To Jump Higher * The 18th Hole Trick * El Ninjo's Genius Idea In The Doldrums * Oktoberfest Time & The Fart Impact On The Swing * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound - This is a brand new story and it has never been released before! and many more... In Fart book 3 you will discover even more hilarious bottom burping stories like: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Tears Gas Boom and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... Finally in Volume 4 the farts transform into true Ninja farts like: * The New Dimension: The World Is My Oyster * Fart Olympics On The Acropolis with Socrates & Plato * Farting with Roman Bean Antipasti Inspired by Stories of The Ancient Rome * Venice: The Ghost Of The Canal & The Gondolas * Parachuting From The Eiffel Tower * Magical Fairy Dust Ninja Farts In Casablanca * The Great Wall Of China & Other Wonders Of The World * The Taj Mahal: The Temple Of Mysteries * Tokyo: Pop Cult & Ninja Farts * The Skyline of LA in 3-D Ninja Fart Reality and more... You will get 62 LOL fart stories that go from things like how to learn good manners with the power of farts to the ultimate 4th dimension of Ninja Farts! Purchase this Fart Book Compilation right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. It will soon go up! Each of the 62 stories includes: the English story in text format, the colored illustration & the narrated audiobook because this is the new and enhanced version. See you inside and let the fun with farts begin...