Book Description

Matthew has invented the acronym HEREDEWOSO (Hîr-de-wo-so) in order to capsulize the five most common Evangelical misconceptions in hopes that he can exhort his brothers and sisters to look at them from a different perspective. This book is a must read for those Evangelicals who consider themselves to be intelligent and rational thinkers. WARNING: If your are an Evangelical, reading this book may cause a paradigm shift in your thinking for the better. PLEASE READ RESPONSIBLY! USES: This book has been written with the intention to diagnose and cure those who have a belief disorder called HEREDEWOSO. This disorder is quite common among Evangelicals. However, those who are suffering from HEREDEWOSO can take comfort in knowing that their condition does not have to be terminal. The cure is within the pages of this book. DIRECTIONS: The Author recommends that the reader consume this book in moderate portions in order to achieve the desired effect of increased wisdom, knowledge and enlightenment The side effects from reading this book may vary. The milder side effects could include but are not limited to: dry mouth, an increase in blood pressure and heart rate. If you are experiencing a sudden urge to throw this book across the room, or rip it into shreds while shouting, "this guy is an idiot!" you are without a doubt suffering from a more severe case of HEREDEWOSO. If any of these symptoms occur, the Author recommends that you put the book down very gently and slowly back away. Then, take a deep breath and meditate on Proverbs 12:15. Resume reading after 24 hours. If these symptoms reoccur, repeat the previous steps until they subside. Consulting your Pastor is not recommended. If he has read this book, he may not be willing to admit it and may have experienced the same or even more severe symptoms than you have experienced.