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Cat Jokes

Author : Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 49,87 MB

Release : 2016-05-28

Category :

ISBN : 9781533451910

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Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today!



Just Joking Cats

Author : National Geographic Kids

Publisher : National Geographic Books

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 32,99 MB

Release : 2016

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1426323271

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Book Description

Presents a variety of jokes and facts about cats, including knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and riddles.



Texts from Mittens

Author : Angie Bailey

Publisher : Harlequin

Page : 304 pages

File Size : 47,61 MB

Release : 2015-03-31

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1460380800

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Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big



The World's Best Dad Jokes for Kids Volume 3

Author : Lisa Swerling

Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing

Page : 216 pages

File Size : 16,48 MB

Release : 2019-10-29

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1524859370

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This illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave your family in stitches. The World’s Best Dad Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly jokes that dads love to tell—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.



Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Author : Bob Phillips

Publisher : Harvest House Publishers

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 31,10 MB

Release : 2014-07-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 0736958649

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Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?” This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Woo Woo who? Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party. If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.



It's Like This, Cat

Author : Emily Neville

Publisher : Courier Dover Publications

Page : 193 pages

File Size : 49,49 MB

Release : 2017-02-22

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0486820696

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Dave has the usual adolescent problems, mitigated by the consoling company of his cat. Recounted with humor and a realistic teenage voice, this Newbery Award winner unfolds amid the excitement of 1960s New York City. "Superb." — The New York Times.



Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Author : Rob Elliott

Publisher : Revell

Page : 128 pages

File Size : 19,12 MB

Release : 2010-08

Category : History

ISBN : 0800788036

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Book Description

A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.



100+ Knock Knock Jokes

Author : Johnny Laughing

Publisher :

Page : 54 pages

File Size : 48,20 MB

Release : 2016-08-12

Category :

ISBN : 9781536979978

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100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!



100+ Halloween Jokes

Author : Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 42 pages

File Size : 44,49 MB

Release : 2016-05-26

Category : Halloween

ISBN : 9781533431172

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100+ Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ funny Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! HAHA! Q: On which day do monsters eat people? A: Chewsday! LOL! Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes on others? A: Prankenstein! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does Dracula have no friends? A: Because he's a pain in the neck! 100+ Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) After a few jokes, you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 100+ Halloween jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!



Bad Dad Jokes

Author : Willow Creek Press

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 20,65 MB

Release : 2018

Category : American wit and humor

ISBN : 9781682348338

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The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.