Damn Heroes Fun Book


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Damn Heroes is a journey of a gentle man making his way in the big city, giving back to the friendly and vivid characters of that utopia with love and respect. Hero City is paradise on earth, a garden of eden nurtured and protected by some of the most respected superbeings on the planet......at least that's what they printed on the tour guide before the publisher was attacked by a giant squid from an alternate dimensionThe Damn Heroes Fun Book is an all-ages activity book, complete with mazes, word games, coloring pages and puzzles, based on the Damn Heroes Web Comic, available for free on http://damnheroes.com




Fun and Games


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The first of three explosive pulp thrillers arriving back-to-back from cult crime fiction sensation and Marvel Comics scribe Duane Swierczynski. Charlie Hardie, an ex-cop still reeling from the revenge killing of his former partner's entire family, fears one thing above all else: that he'll suffer the same fate. Languishing in self-imposed exile, Hardie has become a glorified house sitter. His latest gig comes replete with an illegally squatting B-movie actress who rants about hit men who specialize in making deaths look like accidents. Unfortunately, it's the real deal. Hardie finds himself squared off against a small army of the most lethal men in the world: The Accident People. It's nothing personal-the girl just happens to be the next name on their list. For Hardie, though, it's intensely personal. He's not about to let more innocent people die. Not on his watch.




One Big Damn Puzzler


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On an island paradise somewhere in the South Pacific, Managua—the only native who can read or write—is busily translating Hamlet into pidgin English when a plane interrupts his noble work. Strapping on his false leg, he makes his way to the landing strip to greet the unexpected arrival: William Hardt, a young American lawyer driven by his misguided ambition to win reparations for the island's inhabitants. Hardt is not the first white outsider to pay a visit; the British came earlier, bringing their language, the small pigs that run wild in the jungle, and Shakespeare . . . and the Americans followed with guns, land mines, and Coca-Cola. But in this place of riotously logical ritual, Hardt's determined quest to do good could make him the most devastating visitor of all. Profoundly moving and achingly funny, One Big Damn Puzzler brilliantly explores the collision of the twenty-first century with unsullied pagan reality—and establishes John Harding as one of the most imaginative contemporary chroniclers of the human condition.




Oh, Great! I was Reincarnated as a Farmer


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What do you have when you blend a pinch of litrpg, a touch of farming simulator, a sprinkle of epic fantasy, a whole cup of Isekai, and a dash of Home Alone? You have Arnold's life. Accidentally murdered by a cleric in another universe during a botched resurrection, Arnold, a semi-pro gamer, wakes upon an altar to find himself incarnated into the overweight body of a farmer who could have been his fatter twin. He's not the hero. He's not the villain. He's certainly not the chosen one who is there to save the world. He's a clerical error. It could be a bad joke, but apparently, it happens so often that they have a standard procedure for returning you. That standard procedure doesn't apply to Arnold. Now stuck on a new earth, in a new universe, with no way home, Arnold must use his gaming skills to figure out how to level his farmer class to 100 and gain a second class which doesn't make him want to beat his head against the wall. There is just one small problem: farmers don't gain experience from killing monsters. Like at all. Follow Arnold on his hilarious journey as he stubbornly comes to grips with his new reality and tries to change his destiny from that of your typical farmer.




Damn Heroes


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Five years of community service in Hero City is more like five hundred. Just ask Sebastian. After going five miles over the speed limit, that was his sentence. Now he has to find a way to survive being the only normal person in a city of wacky heroes.His parole officer is the world preeminent (yet none to bright) superhero, his landlord is the city's greatest nemesis, and every day the tasks get worse. Get ready to meet giant green chickens, create the worst clones ever and be the entertainment at the home for retired (yet incredibly spry) superheroes. Welcome to Hero City!




Firefly #1


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BOOM! Studios, along with visionary writer and director Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Avengers), presents an all-new era of the pop culture phenomenon Firefly, as one of the most demanded stories in the franchise’s history is revealed for the first time! Focusing on family, loyalty, identity, and the price of redemption, writer Greg Pak (Mech Cadet Yu, Totally Awesome Hulk) and artist Dan McDaid (Judge Dredd: Mega City Zero) take you back to the battleground where Mal’s journey began—the War of Unification!




Big Damn Hero


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The original novel tying into the critically acclaimed and much-missed Firefly series from creator Joss Whedon. The Battle of Serenity Valley was the turning point that led the Independents to their defeat at the hands of the Alliance. Yet the Browncoats had held the valley for weeks against all odds, before being ordered to lay down their arms. Command stated they refused to send in airpower because the ground war was "too hot." But the soldiers who were there insist that was not true... While picking up a new cargo on Persephone, Captain Malcolm Reynolds is kidnapped by a bunch of embittered veteran Browncoats who suspect him of sabotaging the Independents during the war. As the rest of the crew struggle to locate him, Mal is placed on trial for his life, fighting compelling evidence that someone did indeed betray them to the Alliance all those years ago. As old comrades and old rivals crawl out of the woodwork, Mal must prove his innocence, but his captors are desperate and destitute, and will settle for nothing less than the culprit's blood.




Dreamsongs 2-Book Bundle


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Even before A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin had already established himself as a giant in the field of fantasy literature. Now in one exclusive eBook edition are both volumes of Dreamsongs, featuring the very best of Martin’s early works. This convenient bundle provides a rare treat for Martin’s devoted readers, offering fascinating insights into his journey from a young writer to the #1 New York Times bestselling force of nature. “Dreamsongs is the ideal way to discover . . . a master of science fiction, fantasy and horror. . . . Martin is a writer like no other.”—The Guardian (U.K.) Whether writing about werewolves, wizards, or outer space, George R. R. Martin is renowned for his versatility and expansive talent, as demonstrated in this dazzling two-volume collection. Gathered in Dreamsongs: Volume I are some of George R. R. Martin’s most time-honored tales, including Hugo, Nebula, and Bram Stoker award–winning stories, cool fan pieces, and the original novella The Ice Dragon. Dreamsongs: Volume II contains acclaimed stories such as the World Fantasy Award winner “The Skin Trade,” as well as the first novella in the Ice and Fire universe, The Hedge Knight—plus two early screenplays. Featuring a dazzling array of subjects and styles, Dreamsongs is the perfect collection for both Martin devotees and a new generation of fans. PRAISE FOR GEORGE R. R. MARTIN “Of those who work in the grand epic-fantasy tradition, Martin is by far the best. In fact . . . this is as good a time as any to proclaim him the American Tolkien.”—Time “Long live George Martin . . . a literary dervish, enthralled by complicated characters and vivid language, and bursting with the wild vision of the very best tale tellers.”—The New York Times “I always expect the best from George R. R. Martin, and he always delivers.”—Robert Jordan




The Damned Book of Interviews


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Thirty-five authors Seventeen Artists Eight Actors and Producers Thirty-Five Musicians and Producers One BIG Damned Book of Interviews compiled by Tina Hall Bill Thompson / Eric Burdon / Johnny Winter / Brian Ray / Rusty Anderson / Bruce Kulick / Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal / Richard Fortus / Sean Spillane / Dan Baird /John “JD” DeServio / Greg LoCascio / Jason Hook / Jim McCarty / Leigh Stephens / Carl Harvey / Stevie D / Vinnie Moore / Paul Allender / Todd Wolfe / Hed P.E / Chad Cherry / Adam Hamilton / Kasey Lansdale / Wes Dolan / Bo Bice / Joshua OKeefe / Poc / Lorraine Lewis / Jann Klose / Joe Deninzon / Jessie Galante / Mike Huberty / Lthrboots / Paul Waters / Courtney Gains / Helene Udy / Reggie Bannister / Andy Milder / Pollyanna McIntosh / Sean Kanan / Damian Maffei / Rick Traum / Jim Davis / Joe Kubert / Adam Kubert / Dan Brereton / Bob Eggleton / Aaron Sowd / Anthony Palumbo / David Palumbo / Louis Harrison / Glenn Chadbourne / Rick Geary / Langdon Foss / Vincent Chong / Shannon Wheeler / Thomas Bonvillain / Justice Howard / Remembering Seth Fisher with Vicki Sheridan /John Gilmore / Carson Gilmore / Ian Ayres / Tim Minear / Joe R. Lansdale / Kasey Lansdale / Keith Lansdale / Jack Ketchum / Terry Brooks / Graham Joyce / Paul Dini / Graham Masterton / William Hjortsberg / James P.Blaylock / Tim Powers / John Connolly / Lewis Shiner / Jane Yolen / Rick Hautala / Elizabeth Massie / Thomas Ligotti / Chet Willamson / Tim Lebbon / Christopher Golden / John Everson / Nancy Holder / Gene Brewer / Kathe Koja / Kealan Patrick Burke / Mark Russell / Trent Zelazny / Dave Simms / Kung and Eot Ramanakajja / Philip Gardiner / A Tribute to Melissa Mia Hall




Now That’S Funny


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This book is the story of Chuck Jones as a young man growing up in a small South Dakota town, his education, military service, graduate work, marriage, and life as a professor. The Jones family moved frequently, taking advantage of job opportunities and research fellowships. Their longest tenures were at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Madison, Wisonsin. The author provides descriptions of family life, to include their several homes. The book displays the vitality of academic life and family growth. It also identifies the importance of pets to a loving atmosphere. One chapter tells the life of the Jones family from the perspective of their pets. The book is mostly about us and how we lived and prospered through the decades.