Editing Emma: Online you can choose who you want to be. If only real life were so easy...


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‘I am so glad I read this book. It’s like an old friend who will cheer you up and make you feel a bit better about all those times you’ve made a twit of yourself.’ Alex Bell, author of Frozen Charlotte ‘Great for fans of Holly Bourne’ Katy Birchall, author of The It Girl




Dating Disasters and How to Avoid Them


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The best-selling author of Getting Unstuck In her newest foray into the world of strange and wonderful relationships, Dr. Joy shares honest-to-goodness real-life people and situations that will either make you feel right at home or make your own misery seem trivial by comparison. And she also gives you options for either continuing to strive for true heartbreak or opting for slightly more sanity…should you so desire. Dr. Joy starts off with personal ads too frightening to be true (but they are), takes you along on doomed first dates – into the hearts, closets, and messy bathrooms of determined singles everywhere – and gives you ten surefire ways to doom any date. She then looks into the future to toxic dating and beyond. The choice is yours: dating disasters…or how to avoid them.




Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters


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Dating can be tricky, but how hard can it be to find the right guy? Or even just a normal guy?For Everly Dalton, it's a bit like trying to walk in stilettos—while drunk, blindfolded, and wearing the wrong size shoes. She hasn't exactly been lucky in love. In fact, she just might be cursed.A guy who only dates lookalikes of his ex? Pass. An alpha-male businessman who bolts in a moment of crisis? No thanks. A date that turns into the creepiest interview in the history of ever? Where does she find these guys?Join Everly as she dishes to her friends about the surprising, unpredictable, and sometimes crazy adventure that is modern dating. Will she keep matching with frogs or find her Prince Charming?Everly Dalton's Dating Disasters originally appeared as six serial episodes in Claire Kingsley's newsletter. The complete series is available here in one volume. Each episode is an account of one of Everly's (typically terrible) dates. This series of short stories takes place before the full-length, stand-alone hot romcom, Faking Ms. Right, releasing May 23rd.




The Wedding Date Disaster


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I can’t believe I have to go home to Nebraska for my sister’s wedding. I’m gonna need a wingman and a whole lot of vodka for this level of family interaction. At least my bestie agreed he’d man up and help. Too bad he had to catch a different flight than me. Then his plane got delayed. And finally—because bad things always happen in threes—instead of my best friend, his evil twin strolls out of the airport. If you looked up doesn’t-deserve-to-be-that-confident, way-too-hot-for-his-own-good billionaire in the dictionary, you’d find a picture of Will Holt. He’s awful. Horrible. The worst—even if his butt looks phenomenal in those jeans. Ten times worse? My buffer was supposed to be there to keep me away from the million and one family events. But Satan’s spawn just grins and signs us up for every. Single. Thing. Fine. “Cutthroat” Scrabble? I’m in. I can’t wait to take this guy down a notch. But somewhere between Pictionary and the teasing glint in his eyes, our bickering starts to feel like more than just a game...




Luann: Dating Disasters 101


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In Dating Disasters 101, this e-book original gathers strips from the popular cartoon strip, Luann. Still pining for Aaron Hill, Luann accidentally agrees to a date with the reclusive, slightly socially inept Gunther. Through his non-violent resolution with two bullies at a miniature golf course, Gunther endears himself to Luann, who ends the date with a peck on Gunther’s cheek. But Luann isn’t the only one thrown into romantic mishap; her brother Brad proves opposites attract when he begins dating the cultured and intelligent Diane. Double dates and uncomfortable father-son talks ensue as the siblings grapple with their new, confusing romantic relationships.Featuring funny and revealing behind-the-scenes commentary by creator, Greg Evans. Readers of all ages love Luann, a strip about the trials of becoming a young adult. Known for its rich characters and intriguing “what will happen next” storylines, Luann enjoys a reader loyalty rare on the comic page, consistently ranking among the top five in reader surveys. Greg Evans was voted Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year in 2003 by the National Cartoonists Society, partly for his efforts in holding up Luann as a fine example of the positive power comic strips can have. “My aim is to touch readers’ hearts as well as their funny bones,” says Evans, who’s humorously touched on serious issues such as peer pressure, drugs, alcohol and young love. “Adolescence is a very funny time—except when you’re in it.”




Blind Dates, Bridesmaids & Other Disasters


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A young woman breaks off her engagement due to uncertainty and regrets it when she is set up with several blind dates that end in disaster.




Dating Disasters of Emma Nash


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Don’t miss the laugh-out-loud novel of the year! Online, you can choose who you want to be. If only real life were so easy… Emma Nash may be down, but after months of wallowing, stalking her ex online and avoiding showering—because, really, who’s going to care?—Emma’s ready to own her newly single status, get out with her friends and chronicle her dating adventures on her private blog. But life online doesn’t always run smoothly. Stumbling upon her mother’s Tinder dating profile, getting catfished and accidentally telling the entire world why her ex-boyfriend Leon’s not worth any girl’s…um…time… Okay, those were disasters. But surely nothing else can go wrong? Filled with fun, flirty encounters and heartwarming friendships, Dating Disasters of Emma Nash will shock and delight scores of readers looking for something fresh.




Dating Disasters and how to Avoid Them


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Okay, cherubs, you probably think you've just had the date from hell and are certain that Satan's matchmaking service is working overtime to keep you supplied with folks whose only real purpose in life is to lay waste to your soul. But not to worry! Dr. Joy Browne, America's favorite radio psychologist and the author of Dating for Dummies and Getting Unstuck, is coming to the rescue. In her newest foray into the world of strange and wonderful relationships, she shares honest-to-goodness real-life people and situations that will either make you feel right at home or make your own misery seem trivial by comparison. And she also gives you options for either continuing to strive for true heartbreak or opting for slightly more sanity ... should you so desire. Dr. Joy starts off with personal ads too frightening to be true (but they are), takes you along on doomed first dates-into the hearts, closets, and messy bathrooms of determined singles everywhere-and gives you ten, count 'em ten, surefire ways to doom any date. She then looks into the future to toxic dating and beyond. The choice is yours: dating disasters ... or how to avoid 'em. Book jacket.




Archie & Friends Dating Disasters


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It’s not easy making a love connection in high school, as Archie, Betty, Veronica and the gang know very well! Even the closest couples mess up every now and then on their dates. We’ve collected over 150 pages of Riverdale High’s greatest dating disasters for you—hopefully this’ll help you learn what NOT to do on your next date!




Dating Disaster with a Billionaire


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***A Mistaken-Identity, Friends-to-Lovers Billionaire in a Small Town Romantic Comedy*** Win a Date with a Billionaire! Everyone wanted me to enter. The reason I shouldn’t? I was a walking, talking, dating disaster. My name’s Marika. I ran a coffee shop in my small town. Things were fine until a resort moved in down the road and stole my customers with their fancy coffee. How could I compete with the rich and powerful? Perhaps if I entered their Win a Date with a Billionaire contest, I could win enough money to help my business. As a VidTube star, most people had heard of me, Jokin’ James. Everyone except the woman I was falling for. I was all ready to ask her out when she entered the contest my brother had created. Now she would discover that my family was the reason she was losing her business.