Diary of a Minecraft Noob Steve


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When some unexpected visitors show up at your door, things can get slimy... Strange things are happening in Noob Steve's town. It hasn't rained in weeks, but even stranger, mysterious blocks of slime seem to have become smitten with the adventure loving, kind-hearted young man. His studious friend Charles has informed Steve that this definitely isn't the norm. The slime seem to want Steve to go somewhere, and Steve has decided to honor their request and follow. Through swamps and forests, Steve will find adventure in every direction, but will also have a chance meeting with a sweet young lady named Courtney who has agreed to join him as he is led by the Slime on an unexpected adventure. What the two don't know is that although things seem strange, everything is about to get a lot stranger... What is causing the bizarre change in weather, and why are the blocks of slime so anxious to lead Steve on this journey? You will have to read "Mysterious Slimes" to find out! A lovely tale of friendship and honor, Slime is full of fun surprises and mystery and is the perfect holiday gift for any young fan of Minecraft.




Diary of Steve the Noob


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Minecraft: Diary of Steve the Noob (Unofficial Minecraft Series) (Minecraft Stories, Minecraft Books, Minecraft Books for Kids and Teens) Steve wakes up to find himself in a strange, new land. What wonders and adventures await him as he wanders the world of Minecraft? In this new world, Steve has many choices he can make. Will he become a hero and champion of the just or will he become a villain feared by all? Find out in this fun and funny Minecraft Diary of Steve the Noob! Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2015 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft




Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 2


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Zombie is up against some of the meanest and scariest mob bullies at school. Will he be able to stop the mob bullies from terrorizing him and his friends, and make it back in one piece? Get Your Copy Today and Jump into the Adventure and See!




Diary of a Minecraft Zombie


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"Join 12 year old zombie and all of his school friends, as they prepare to go on a spring break "scarecation." What kind of crazy adventures can happen on a Zombie scarecation? Imagine a Zombie amusement park full of fun and excitement for all types of Minecraft Mobs - including a Mob Haunted House!"--Page 4 of cover.




Diary of a Minecraft Noob Steve Book 1


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For the past five months, rural parts of the world have been breaking out in spontaneous fires. These Mysterious Fires, which no one has been able to identify the cause of, have begun to displace residents of the Deep Forests, who now seek refuge in the nearby city. The city of Stone Towers grants entry to refugees of the Mysterious Fires only if they can prove they are skilled enough to work in one of the city's professional vocations: crafting, farming, mining, or defense. When our main character, Steve the Noob, arrives at the city gates, they don't ask him where he is from. They don't even for his name. They place him in a detainment cell and tell him he will perform his evaluations tomorrow, to prove he is worthy enough to start building a new life, as a servant of the Stone Towers government. Over the next 30 days, Steve the Noob will have to learn new skills to ultimately save the entire city! Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tags: minecraft stories, minecraft fanfiction, minecraft books, minecraft diaries, minecraft short stories, minecraft short story, minecraft story, minecraft creepypasta, minecraft diary of a wimpy, game fanfiction, kids books, minecraft books for kids, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft tips, minecraft game, minecraft comics, minecraft story book, minecraft books for kids (fun and funny minecraft story, minecraft book with pictures, minecraft book for kids and teens), minecraft journal book, herobrine, villager, game fiction, game stories, game books, game story books, minecraft story mode, minecraft gift, minecraft secrets handbook, minecraft story mode book, minecraft steve series




Diary of a Minecraft Noob Steve


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When mysterious fires destroy lives and homes, it might just be time to turn up the heat... Things aren't looking good for Noob Steve. After his house is destroyed by mysterious fires that have been occurring, he finds himself in more hot water after saving the general's daughter, Jillian, from harm's way. Good natured, adventure loving Steve and studious, responsible Jillian become fast friends and embark on an underground adventure. However, Noob Steve and Jillian may have bitten off more than they can chew, because they have stumbled upon the real cause of the recent mysterious fires and it is now up to them to set things right. With the help of a talking Enderman, Steve and Jillian are about to have the biggest adventure of their lives. What is causing the mysterious fires? Can Steve and Jillian save the day in time? Only time will tell when you read Mysterious Fires. A fantastic read for the whole family, Mysterious Fires is full of page turning adventure and charming illustrations. This book is sure to engage any child, even those adverse to reading!




Diary of a Minecraft Noob Steve Book 2


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It's Raining Slimes! Noob Steve and his friends can't figure out where all these Slimes are coming from. They don't normally spawn in this biome and they seem to be attracted to Steve for some reason. They keep trying to push him in one direction, almost as if they're trying to tell him something. Guess he's off on yet another adventure to solve a Slime spawning mystery. Steve will make a few new friends, discover a place he has never seen before and learn that even mobs, are annoying at times, but serve an important purpose in the world. Will Steve Solve This Mystery? Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tags: minecraft stories, minecraft fanfiction, minecraft books, minecraft diaries, minecraft short stories, minecraft short story, minecraft story, minecraft creepypasta, minecraft diary of a wimpy, game fanfiction, kids books, minecraft books for kids, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft tips, minecraft game, minecraft comics, minecraft story book, minecraft books for kids (fun and funny minecraft story, minecraft book with pictures, minecraft book for kids and teens), minecraft journal book, herobrine, villager, game fiction, game stories, game books, game story books, minecraft story mode, minecraft gift, minecraft secrets handbook, minecraft story mode book, minecraft steve series




The Microgenre


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Everybody knows, and maybe even loves, a microgenre. Plague romances and mommy memoirs. Nudie-cutie movies, Nazi zombies, and dinosaur erotica. Baby burlesks, Minecraft fiction, grindcore, premature ejaculation poetry...microgenres come in all varieties and turn up in every form of media under the sun, tailor-made for enthusiasts of all walks of life. Coming into use in the last decade or so, the term "microgenre" classifies increasingly niche-marketed worlds in popular music, fiction, television, and the Internet. Netflix has recently highlighted our fascination with the ultra-niche genre with hilariously specific classifications -- “independent supernatural dramedy featuring a strong female lead” – that can sometimes hit a little too close to home. Each contribution in this collection introduces readers to a different microgenre, drawn from a range of historical periods and from a variety of media. The Microgenre presents a previously untreated point of cultural curiosity, revealing the profound truth that humanity's desire to classify is often only matched by the unsustainability of the obscure and hyper-specific. It also affirms, in colorful detail, what most people suspect but have trouble fathoming in an increasingly homogenized and commercial West: that imaginative projects are just that, imaginative, diverse, and sometimes completely and hilariously inexplicable.




Diary of a Minecraft Dork Steve Book 1


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Fellow Classmates Make Dork Steve Feel Frightened . . . Who will help him? Steve says he will go into the old abandoned mine and fine diamonds to show them how great he is! Of course, he is actually terrified and doesn't think he can do it. It isn't until he meets the brave Alex, who helps him through the monsters and darkness. In this thrilling Minecraft Diary, Steve realizes that he doesn't need to prove anything to the bullies if he has friends. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Tags: minecraft stories, minecraft fanfiction, minecraft books, minecraft diaries, minecraft short stories, minecraft short story, minecraft story, minecraft creepypasta, minecraft diary of a wimpy, game fanfiction, kids books, minecraft books for kids, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft tips, minecraft game, minecraft comics, minecraft story book, minecraft books for kids (fun and funny minecraft story, minecraft book with pictures, minecraft book for kids and teens), minecraft journal book, herobrine, villager, game fiction, game stories, game books, game story books, minecraft story mode, minecraft gift, minecraft secrets handbook, minecraft story mode book, minecraft steve series




Minecraft Diary of Skeleton Steve the Noob Years - Full Season Four (4)


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Love MINECRAFT? **Over 113,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book BOX SET is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!The FULL SEASON FOUR Box Set of **The Noob Years** (6 Episodes)... That's SIX Minecraft Diary Books in ONE!!!---Season 4 Episode 1 - The Search for HomeDying sometimes makes you forget stuff. Or, at least it did for Skeleton Steve. As our hero finally emerges from the underworld to the surface, sad about losing his friends and longing to get home, he is suddenly reminded the hard way that skeletons can't just walk out into the sunshine!Alone with no idea of where he is, our hero sees the Steve in the distance--the man who killed him--and goes after the immortal guardian of Diamodia in pursuit of a truce! After all, if he can catch up, the Minecraftian would be able to tell him the way home! But will Skeleton Steve even be able to catch up to the Steve in the wolf-infested mountains ahead? Watch out for the sun!---S4E2 - A Troubled Teenage Zombie VillagerSkeleton Steve spends the day hiding from the sun inside the ruins of a sandstone house in an abandoned village with a very interesting companion--a young zombie villager obsessed with a deep need to remember who he is! Sound familiar? Our hero can relate. Well, Skeleton Steve gives the zombie a journal to help him regain his memory, and offers to help and take him along with him. Maybe they can both find their homes! But there's one problem: the next night, the village is attacked by Minecraftians and the two of them are separated!Unable to find the nameless teenage zombie villager, Skeleton Steve is determined to find his way home, or to Angel Valley, and pursues the Minecraftians into the distant snowy mountains. Will he meet up with the teenage zombie villager again? Or perhaps finally run into the Steve? Will our hero EVER find his way home ---S4E3 - The Missing NameSkeleton Steve is recovering from a harrowing night of a brutal zombie assault on a small mountain village, and he's desperate to find his way home to his friends. When he feels out of luck and totally lost, Skeleton Steve suddenly runs into the teenage zombie villager that he lost back in the desert village!Now, vowing to help the poor young zombie recover his memories before heading home to Zombietown and his tower, Skeleton Steve is swept into a new adventure that he's not expecting! When our hero and the young zombie (and his cat, Mr. Whiskers) encounter a frightful and dangerous witch named Worla, they learn the zombie's NAME and where he came from! However, the whereabouts of the young zombie's home comes with a price--performing a small job for the wicked witch. But nothing bad could come from making a deal with Worla the witch, right?---S4E4 - An Old Friend and a Brave Chicken(See Description Inside)---S4E5 - The Slime Witch(See Description Inside)---S4E6 - A Villager Returned Home - The Season FOUR Finale!!(See Description Inside)---Love Minecraft adventure Buy and read the "Skeleton Steve the Noob Years" Season FOUR TODAY!Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details--it's in the book!(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)Author's Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.Minecraft(R)/TM & (c) 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch