Author :
Publisher :
Page : 56 pages
File Size : 13,97 MB
Release : 1988
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9780945912019
A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.
Author : David Lewman
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
Page : 135 pages
File Size : 18,39 MB
Release : 2023-06-20
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1523525142
In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.
Author : Katy Hall
Publisher : Scholastic Paperbacks
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 16,65 MB
Release : 1990
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9780590433365
An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 113 pages
File Size : 22,64 MB
Release : 2013-07-30
Category : Poetry
ISBN : 1452131805
A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
Author : L Wilde
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
Page : 228 pages
File Size : 28,22 MB
Release : 1988-09
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 9781558170339
Author : Michael Pellowski
Publisher :
Page : 64 pages
File Size : 33,42 MB
Release : 1992
Category : Cats
ISBN :
A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."
Author : Lisa Ayotte
Publisher : Bookbaby
Page : 38 pages
File Size : 30,92 MB
Release : 2021-09-17
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 9781951278137
32 Silly Cat & Dog jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that children and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Funny, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! This is also a great joke book for teachers to use as an ice breaker or during their morning meetings and transition times throughout the school day! Additionally, students can use their imagination to create their own "Peeps" and design scenes to match their favorite jokes! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!
Author : Cesar Dunbar
Publisher : Semsoli
Page : 132 pages
File Size : 34,57 MB
Release : 2020-06-15
Category :
ISBN : 9781970177138
Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author : Rosa Silva
Publisher :
Page : 44 pages
File Size : 50,49 MB
Release : 2018-02-27
Category :
ISBN : 9781985123120
These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.
Author : Hilary B. Price
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 49,88 MB
Release : 2003-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780740733062
Dog and cat owners alike will love this humorous little book. On page after page, they will see their own experiences with shedding loved ones brought to life in Hilary Price's captivating and clever cartoons.Reigning Cats and Dogs is a collection of the most popular dog and cat strips from Price's wonderfully funny syndicated comic, Rhymes with Orange. These fan favorites offer an insider's view of pet ownership-from the tumbleweeds of hair they deposit in every corner to their ability to take up so much room on the bed that you end up with your head on the nightstand.Readers also get a dog and cat's-eye view of the world-where canines cram for the obedience school final and felines explain their compulsion to sit on your newspaper. Plus there are plenty of quips on the lengths we people will go to satisfy our most beloved family members.Reigning Cats and Dogs is guaranteed to leave pet owners-and everyone else who treasures the best in contemporary cartooning-howling for more.
