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Don't Hug Me, I'm Pregnant

Author : Phil Olson

Publisher : Samuel French, Incorporated

Page : 97 pages

File Size : 28,81 MB

Release : 2012

Category : Drama

ISBN : 9780573700231

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Category: Musical Comedy Characters: 3 males, 2 females Scenery: Interior The story takes place in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota, in a little bar called "The Bunyan," owned by Clara and Gunner Johnson. Clara is 81/2 months pregnant with their first child, and today she's looking forward to her baby shower, getting lots of presents, and taking a break from her raging hormones. Suddenly, a freak snow storm, a "tsnownami," hits Bunyan Bay and they find themselves snowed in. All roads are closed. No one can get in or leave. Gunner's worst nightmare comes true when Clara goes into labor and he realizes he's going to have to deliver the baby in the bar. Featuring 17 original songs including, "Babies and Beer," "If I Only Had a Boy," "Bun in the Oven," "Baby Fever," "The 'Just Got Hosed Over by a Dork' Blues," and "If Men Had Babies, We'd All Be Extinct." Don't Hug Me, I'm Pregnant is the fourth in the smash hit Don't Hug Me series of musical comedies. The others include Don't Hug Me, A Don't Hug Me Christmas Carol, and A Don't Hug Me County Fair, also available from Samuel French The Don't Hug Me musicals are all stand alone musicals. You do not have to see them in any particular order to fully enjoy them. Critic's Pick "Go one, go all to Don't Hug Me, I'm Pregnant The show is guaranteed to please, and has big hit written all over it " - BroadwayWorld.com "GO " "Think Rowan and Martin's Laugh In on steroids " - LA WEEKLY RECOMMENDED "With hilarious lines and 17 uproarious songs, Don't Hug Me, I'm Pregnant is a laugh a minute, maybe more ...The Olson Brothers, Phil and Paul have done it again, given us a play that keeps us laughing throughout " - ReviewPlays.com RECOMMENDED "You will find yourself literally laughing out loud at the antics of Gunner, Clara, Kanute, Bernice and Aarvid, and having them bring a bundle of joy into the world is a good thing " - Topanga Messenger ENJOY "Wonderful characters, new terrific original songs, great choreography and belly filled laughs ...Hysterically funny ...The audience roars with laughter ...Extraordinarily great fun ...For those of you that love silly, funny and entertaining evenings out, this is for you ...Come out and enjoy " - NoHoArtsdistrict.com "If you're up for a break from the woes of the world, and ready to laugh until your cheeks hurt, this is the one to catch ...Guttbustingly funny, the nonstop audience laughter was thunderous ...If you're already a Don't Hug Me fan, I know you'll catch this one too. If you've never seen any of the others, it's high time you did Book a seat today " - Tolucan Times "The biggest compliment you can pay a musical comedy is that it is funny...Don't Hug Me, I'm Pregnant is that and so much more...The writing is crisp, intelligent and doesn't miss a beat...proves vastly entertaining and provides a depth uncommon in theatrical comedies and musicals...hilarious yet tender...it touches the funny and musical bones " - North Hollywood-Toluca Lake Patch



So We Can Know

Author : Aracelis Girmay

Publisher : Haymarket Books

Page : 390 pages

File Size : 22,69 MB

Release : 2023-02-07

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1642598577

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In this brave and devastatingly beautiful anthology, the illustrious poet and editor Aracelis Girmay gathers complex and intimate pieces that illuminate the nuances of personal and collective histories, analyses, practices, and choices surrounding pregnancy. Featuring the brilliant voices of writers such as Cheryl Boyce-Taylor, Patricia Smith, Elizabeth Alexander, and more, this book is a lighthouse—a tool and companion—for those navigating pregnancy, abortion, miscarriage, birth, loss, grief, and love. In So We Can Know: Writers of Color on Pregnancy, pieces range from essays to poems to interviews, with a broad entanglement of various themes, from many different perspectives including Black, Indigenous, Asian, Latinx, and more. At a time when people are becoming more and more limited in their choices surrounding pregnancy and abortion, this record is increasingly urgent and indispensable.



His Little Pregnant Mate: Book 2

Author : Pakhi Das

Publisher : Infinite Joy

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 37,56 MB

Release : 2021-06-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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(COMPLETED) :- David Grimwald is a 21 old alpha of Blue Hounds Pack. Even though he is 21, he didn’t found his destined mate yet and waiting for her patiently. Until one day, he finds a rogue girl in the middle of the forest, near the border of his territory. He immediately realizes that this petite little girl is his mate. But what was she doing there? What is she running away from? Mila is a little 18 year old orphan and wolfless slave of Beaufort Wolves Pack. She escaped from her pack to avoid the threat on her life. But she is not alone. She is carrying a baby in her womb along. What is the secret behind this baby? Why is she running away from her pack in such a condition? Who is the father of her child? Will David accept her as his mate? Will he accept the baby growing inside her? Or will they both end up rejected and alone? Read the full story to know more.. ‐------------------------------------- “Oh baby! You have no idea how badly I want to take you up in my room and devore your beautiful body?” My hands stopped wiping the floor and my head instantly snapped up to my mate, whose face is now buried in that girl’s neck. Their bodies were too close to my comfort. What did he just say? Did he just offer her to have s*x? Can’t he see me standing here? Am I that invisible to him that he is offering another girl to sleep with him right in front of me? I felt a part of my heart breaking at his words. I know I insisted him to not get physical with me until we make our relationship official, but it doesn’t mean he is allowed to do that with someone else. I am still his mate no matter what position our relationship is in. I can see their actions moving towards the direction of the bedroom and I have to stop them before they cross their limits. But how? Suddenly, an idea came into my head. I know this is going to earn me some harsh punishment, but at least I will keep my mate out of that girl’s body this way. With this thought, I picked up the bucket filled with dirty water and pretended to slip right in front of them, pouring all the water right on top of that girl’s head. “What the f*ck? You bi*ch. What did you do? Ewe.. This is no nasty. I have to take a shower right now. I’m leaving. But I will see you later for this.” My plan was a success. She ran out of there as fast as she can to clean herself and there was finally a satisfied smile on my face in joy. “Mila? Why did you do that? I know you did that on purpose.” My smile vanished when I hear Ralph’s angry voice for me. “I have something important to discuss with you. Please meet me at the garden tonight. I will be waiting.” Saying this, I started cleaning the excess water of the floor by myself. I wanted to talk to him right now, but we can’t afford to get caught. So I offered him to meet me later. He didn’t say anything further and went to his room angrily. Oh goddess. Why did I get such a mate who doesn’t understand me?



Theodora's Baby

Author : Penny Culliford

Publisher : Zondervan

Page : 322 pages

File Size : 10,68 MB

Release : 2009-08-30

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0310864313

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“I’m not sure I’m cut out for parenthood. It’s not in my plan. All right, I haven’t actually got a plan, but if I had one, this wouldn’t be in it. I don’t even likebabies—nasty, small, noisy, smelly things that take over your life. But this is a different baby. This is not just a baby; this is our baby ...”Newlywed Theodora discovers a slight oversight she and Kevin made on their honeymoon. Now she’s gained an important new subject for her famous diary—but at such a cost!“Tom opened the oven door and got out the most enormous chocolate pudding and placed it on the table in front of me. ‘Especially for you, dear sister,’ saidAriadne. I swallowed hard a few times then took off for the bathroom. Ariadne looked at Tom and said, ‘I told you so.’” What? Theodora sick (literally) of chocolate? How will she survive without her favorite food group? Answer: with typical irrepressible humour that finds much to laugh at about marital bliss, faith, friendships, and the foibles of pregnancy. But will she be reunited with her lost love? Never fear—Theodora and chocolate can’t be separated forever.



From a Thug to a Man

Author : C-Note

Publisher : Concrete Rose Publishing

Page : 293 pages

File Size : 25,10 MB

Release : 2008

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0982030002

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His Little Pregnant Mate: Book 1

Author : Pakhi Das

Publisher : Infinite Joy

Page : 107 pages

File Size : 25,19 MB

Release : 2021-06-01

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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(COMPLETED) :- David Grimwald is a 21 old alpha of Blue Hounds Pack. Even though he is 21, he didn’t found his destined mate yet and waiting for her patiently. Until one day, he finds a rogue girl in the middle of the forest, near the border of his territory. He immediately realizes that this petite little girl is his mate. But what was she doing there? What is she running away from? Mila is a little 18 year old orphan and wolfless slave of Beaufort Wolves Pack. She escaped from her pack to avoid the threat on her life. But she is not alone. She is carrying a baby in her womb along. What is the secret behind this baby? Why is she running away from her pack in such a condition? Who is the father of her child? Will David accept her as his mate? Will he accept the baby growing inside her? Or will they both end up rejected and alone? Read the full story to know more.. ‐------------------------------------- “Oh baby! You have no idea how badly I want to take you up in my room and devore your beautiful body?” My hands stopped wiping the floor and my head instantly snapped up to my mate, whose face is now buried in that girl’s neck. Their bodies were too close to my comfort. What did he just say? Did he just offer her to have s*x? Can’t he see me standing here? Am I that invisible to him that he is offering another girl to sleep with him right in front of me? I felt a part of my heart breaking at his words. I know I insisted him to not get physical with me until we make our relationship official, but it doesn’t mean he is allowed to do that with someone else. I am still his mate no matter what position our relationship is in. I can see their actions moving towards the direction of the bedroom and I have to stop them before they cross their limits. But how? Suddenly, an idea came into my head. I know this is going to earn me some harsh punishment, but at least I will keep my mate out of that girl’s body this way. With this thought, I picked up the bucket filled with dirty water and pretended to slip right in front of them, pouring all the water right on top of that girl’s head. “What the f*ck? You bi*ch. What did you do? Ewe.. This is no nasty. I have to take a shower right now. I’m leaving. But I will see you later for this.” My plan was a success. She ran out of there as fast as she can to clean herself and there was finally a satisfied smile on my face in joy. “Mila? Why did you do that? I know you did that on purpose.” My smile vanished when I hear Ralph’s angry voice for me. “I have something important to discuss with you. Please meet me at the garden tonight. I will be waiting.” Saying this, I started cleaning the excess water of the floor by myself. I wanted to talk to him right now, but we can’t afford to get caught. So I offered him to meet me later. He didn’t say anything further and went to his room angrily. Oh goddess. Why did I get such a mate who doesn’t understand me?



The Thug That Secured Her Heart 3

Author : Miss Jenesequa

Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing

Page : 228 pages

File Size : 14,22 MB

Release : 2019-09-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1648404871

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Unbeknownst to The Howard Men, Athena White is the snake in the grass that lives among them. The mastermind behind all the terrible things happening to them, the wolf in sheep’s clothing, the woman that they believe is undoubtedly and irrevocably in love with Keon Howard. Unfortunately, the Howards are still unaware of her evil crimes because the person who has the power to expose her secretive ways, has now vanished. Kalmon Howard is left distraught at the fact that the love of his life is now missing. Knowing that the man he never saw as a threat is responsible for Azia’s whereabouts being unknown, has Kalmon out for blood. His only priority is returning Azia back home, safe and in his arms. With his brother and cousin right by his side, Kalmon focuses on finding Azia and dealing with Nahmir once and for all. In addition to finding and returning Azia home, the Howards still have their own personal turmoil and drama to deal with. Kalmon Howard made the biggest mistake of pushing Azia away and now has to deal with the consequences of his actions. Will he ever find Azia, or has he really lost her forever? Can the heart he once secured even be his again? Keon Howard has fallen in love with a woman who is his baby mama’s sister. A woman he had no business falling in love with in the first place. Can he convince Iman that they’re really meant to be despite their complicated situation, or is this the end of them before they could even fully start? Jahmai Howard never in a million years thought that being in a relationship was in his playing cards but the new hand he’s dealt, crossing paths with Nova, Jahmai is undeniably attracted to her. But being attracted to her and being ready for a relationship are two very different things. Is Jahmai truly ready to settle down, or will his player ways get the best of him? This journey is finally coming to an end and everyone has many trials and tribulations to overcome. Will they all be able to stand the tests of time and make it out strong? Or will they all crumble and fall in this thrilling tale of love?



Motherhood Lost

Author : Linda L. Layne

Publisher : Routledge

Page : 369 pages

File Size : 23,57 MB

Release : 2014-02-04

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 1135222169

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Nearly 20% of all pregnancies in the U.S. end in miscarriage or stillbirth. Yet pregnancy loss is seldom acknowledged and rarely discussed. Opening the topic to a thoughtful and informed discussion, Linda Layne takes a historical look at pregnancy loss in America, reproductive technologies and the cultural responses surrounding miscarriage. Examining both support groups and the rituals they create to help couples through loss, her analysis offers valuable insight on how material culture contributes to conceptions of personhood. A fascinating examination, Motherhood Lost is also a provocative challenge to feminists and other activists to increase awareness and provide necessary support for this often hidden but critically important topic.



Loving My Thug At All Cost

Author : Liv Reshelle

Publisher : Sullivan Group Publishing

Page : 170 pages

File Size : 50,80 MB

Release : 2019-10-24

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1648407986

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Kambria thought she had it all when she met Mega. She thought she found the love of her life and for a second, she did. Being second to his girlfriend, Gretchen, never phased her because she knew she had his heart. Moving in with him after believing he left Gretchen for her, she got pregnant, only to find out Gretchen is carrying his love child. Kambria’s heart broke but so did Gretchen’s, leaving her to do something that she thought was revenge on both Mega and Kambria. When the feds come knocking on doors, Gretchen takes this as the moment to execute her plan. All she has to do is get Mega to believe it then she will have her man back in her arms and Kambria will have no one. A monkey wrench is thrown into Gretchen’s plan when she suffers a great loss, but all it does is make it clear that she and Mega belong together. Will Kambria and Mega work through their issues, or is Kambria over it? Will Gretchen get the love of her life back?