Don't Invite Dinosaurs to Dinner


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Dinosaurs really are dreadful dinner guests. And at football they never win. Ballet lessons are a bust but play time is where your average dino really comes into his own... . A riotous Cretaceously proportioned romp with a delightful conclusion.




Don't Invite A Dinosaur To Dinner


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In this story, you'll find out just why a little girl will never invite a dinosaur to dinner again!




Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner (NE)


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Ever thought about sharing your toothbrush with a shark? Or using a tiger as a towel? Well, think again . . . This brilliantly daft, witty cautionary tale will guide you safely through the perils of dinner, bathtime and bedtime - helping you to snuggle down for a lovely sleep, free from dinosaurs, tigers and sharks.




Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner


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Through a series of amusing examples, a young boy learns how to get ready for a good night's sleep--and bedtime should not include dinosaurs or sharks.




Dinosaur Dinner


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What could possibly happen if you invited dinosaurs to dinner? Well, just about anything!




Dining with Dinosaurs


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Dinosaur etiquette is on the table when a little boy invites his prehistoric friends over for dinner. Although the dinosaurs try to use good manners, their sizes present hilarious problems. Written in verse, this story explains when the tail spikes of the Stegosaurus hit the piano in an "untuned symphony" he says "Oh pardon me." The Tyrannosaurus "eats all he takes" and is "wonderfully polite." Its humor, wise understanding of a childs imagination, rhythm and word-play, teaches children about dinosaurs and good manners in an outsized dinner party to remember!




The Last of the Dinosaurs


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Some people float through life with never a care, a worry, or a problem, and others break their back to get through it. Author William L. Otto was one of those men. In The Last of the Dinosaurs, he shares his story as well of the story of a family, an age, and a city. A businessman, veteran, father, son, player, operator, and friend, Otto grew up on the depression-era streets of the Bronx. His story begins with the hard scrabble life of a poor family doing what was necessary to survive, even as Ottos father took the meager amount they made to spend on drinking and gambling. Like many boys of that time, Otto did what he could to earn money for his family, regardless of the risks. Through hard work and hustle, Otto found himself in the office cleaning business, an industry populated with union bosses, power brokers, and the kind of mob-connected characters infamous around New York City. The Last of the Dinosaurs chronicles Ottos dealings with these colorful, but very real, figures in business and social circles His tales include friendships with Olympic champions, office brawls with union leaders, life-saving interventions from mob bosses, and showdowns with the citys most powerful figures. Despite Ottos resilience and hard work, he was eventually confronted with financial ruin, betrayal, and heartbreak from those he loved and trusted the most. He persevered and found happiness and peace with what remained, and to this day he remains indefatigable.




Dino Dinner Party


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Thieves, Whores & Dinosaurs


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Novelist Marc Mullbery leaves his sleepy island vineyard to attend an annual yachting excursion with a group of colleagues. As they set sail frictions emerge when Marc's mistress evades his advances and suddenly ends their longtime affair. Marc's cravings are quickly reawakened by another passenger, the prolific chick lit author Katrin Zofield. Marc's attempt to work on a new piece of writing is averted when his former mistress's husband confronts Marc about the affair. Marc's confessions are met with an equally shocking revelation. When one of the writers is found dead the narcissism and thirst for fame of those remaining is only heightened as they anticipate a media barrage awaiting them at the marina. 'Thieves, Whores & Dinosaurs' is a searing and hilarious satire of famous writers and the eccentric personalities they cultivate. It is the first book of the Marc Mulberry Series.




Dinosaur for Dinner


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Dinosaur For Dinner is an absolute winner! What will happen when you invite a dinosaur over for dinner?