Early to Bed and Early to Rise Probably Indicates Unskilled Labor


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Are you looking for a funny office gag gift for a coworker, boss, businesswomen or businessmen? This blank lined notebook journal is the perfect choice to make them smile and laugh, every time they look at it or try to write in! Why You Will Love This - "Blank Lined Funny Notebook For The Office": Funny Title on the Cover - The funny title on the cover says it all! Make the recipient chuckle whenever they look at the book! This makes it a perfect funny office gift. Easy to Carry - This handy gag gift journal notebook measures 6 x 9 inches, so it is easy to carry in a purse or a backpack. Lots of Pages - 120 white pages (60 sheets) ensure that you get more pages than a regular gag gift journal notebook. Invaluable for Elderly / Seniors and People with Visual Impairments - This blank lined journal notebook is large-print and accommodates large handwriting without compromising on the legibility. This makes it a great journal notebook for the elderly and people with visual impairments as well. Sturdy Matte Cover - Helps prevent minor smudges and creases. Gift It to Someone You Appreciate - This wide-spaced, blank lined journal is a great, funny gift to someone you appreciate, especially your co-workers, boss and other employees. You can also use this as a funny gag gift for women and men who work at office, school, college and virtually any other place that you can think of! Occasional Gifting - This book is an awesome funny gag gift for office occasions such as Employee Appreciation Day, Secret Santa, Birthday, Christmas, New Year, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Easter, Thanksgiving, St. Patrick's Day, etc. Special Gift - You can use this as Funny White Elephant Gift and as a Stocking Stuffer or a Stocking Filler during Christmas and other festivities. Made in USA - Designed with love and made in the USA. Go ahead, make someone's day special and make them smile and laugh, by gifting them with this Funny and Humorous Gag Gift Journal Notebook today!




The Quotable A**hole


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Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.




Random Wisdom


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Random Wisdom is a collection of thoughts and insights from some of the greatest minds of modern and ancient times, painstakingly collected and compiled by one man in his unquenchable thirst for knowledge. This collection of literary tidbits will educate, inspire, and entertain the reader with its wide range of subjects, wit, and timeless anecdotes. As the title suggests, the information presented is randomly organized and is meant to serve as an inspirational reference book. The thousands of entries are designed to inspire deeper thinking and inward reflection, with many offering a healthy dose of wit and humor as well.




FAMOUS SUCCESS QUOTES


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believe in everyone who has goals they are willing to work hard to attain. I have learned over the years that you have to have a vision that feels so vivid that it is true before it ever manifests in real life. Everyone who asks me what, how or when to pursue their goals I say to them this: you have already accomplished most of what you are trying to do because you know what you want. The other 50% is working as much as it takes to attain and maintain your vision. Lastly, when it comes to money, the preservation of wealth is as or more important than the accumulation of wealth. Think of all of this as you set out on your journey to make your vision a reality. The benefits of positive emotions don't stop after a few minutes of good feelings subside. In fact, the biggest benefit that positive emotions provide is an enhanced ability to build skills and develop resources for use later in life.




A Comedy of Error's


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A COFFEE TABLE BOOK YOUR SURE TO ENJOY! IT FITS ON ANY TABLE.







20,000 Quips & Quotes


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Business Wit & Wisdom


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Compendium of sayings, quips, and wise insights related to the business world.




Twisted Wisdom


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