Please Don't Eat Me


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Beloved author-illustrator Liz Climo is back with a hilarious take on (reluctant) friendship that will appeal to fans of We Don't Eat Our Classmates and I Want My Hat Back! When a carefree bunny is approached by a voracious bear in the woods, Bunny has just one request: "Please don't eat me." But the bear has a never-ending list of requests, and Bunny realizes maybe Bear isn't as hungry as he'd let on...maybe he just wants his new friend's company for a while. This witty and poignant exploration of predator and prey will have children and parents alike roaring with laughter--and looking for their next meal.




Misunderstood Shark: Friends Don't Eat Friends


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In this new Misunderstood Shark story from New York Times bestselling duo Ame Dyckman and Scott Magoon, Shark dares to ask the question: Can friends eat friends (and get away with it)? Last time on Underwater World with Bob Jellyfish..."SHARK ATE ME! Now get me OUT, Shark!""That's strange! I can hear Bob, but I can't see Bob!"This hilarious follow-up to Misunderstood Shark by New York Times bestselling duo Ame Dyckman and Scott Magoon tackles what it really means to be a good friend. Bob is already irate that Shark has eaten him, but when Shark doesn't admit to eating him, Bob is so mad he declares that the ocean isn't big enough for both of them! Friends Don't Eat Friends is exploding with over-the-top humor and awesome marine facts! For example, when Shark overdoses on Finilla Ice Cream after fighting with Bob, we learn that shark teeth are coated with fluoride. Lucky for Shark, he can't get cavities! Join Shark and the gang for another story and find out if Shark learns his lesson about friendship, or if he really is just misunderstood -- again!




Eat Me


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"Pancakes are a luxury, like smoking marijuana or having sex. That’s why I came up with the names Ho Cakes and Slutty Cakes. These are extra decadent, but in a way, every pancake is a Ho Cake.” Thus speaks Kenny Shopsin, legendary (and legendarily eccentric, ill-tempered, and lovable) chef and owner of the Greenwich Village restaurant (and institution), Shopsin’s, which has been in existence since 1971. Kenny has finally put together his 900-plus-item menu and his unique philosophy—imagine Elizabeth David crossed with Richard Pryor—to create Eat Me, the most profound and profane cookbook you’ll ever read. His rants—on everything from how the customer is not always right to the art of griddling; from how to run a small, ethical, and humane business to how we all should learn to cook in a Goodnight Moon world where everything you need is already in your own home and head—will leave you stunned or laughing or hungry. Or all of the above. With more than 120 recipes including such perfect comfort foods as High School Hot Turkey Sandwiches, Cuban Bean Polenta Melt, and Cornmeal-Fried Green Tomatoes with Comeback Sauce, plus the best soups, egg dishes, and hamburgers you’ve ever eaten, Eat Me is White Trash Cooking for the twenty-first century, as unforgettable and mind-boggling as its author.




Eat Me


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In this eye-popping first novel--a bestseller in both the United States and Australia--Linda Jaivin invites readers to overhear what women really talk about when they talk about sex. When four bright, successful friends meet in Sydney's designer cafés and restaurants to gossip about their romantic exploits, the talk sizzles. Julia, Chantal, Helen, and Phillipa are the best of friends. Professionally, their lives could not be more different, but whenever they get together, there are always plenty of intimate revelations to dish up and devour. Julia is a spunky photographer with a penchant for Peking duck and younger men; Chantal is a fashion magazine editor whose sexual preferences give new meaning to the words "mixing and matching"; Helen is a feminist scholar whose outward wholesomeness belies her inner naughtiness; and Phillipa is a somewhat secretive writer who appears to be taking rather close notes on her friends' raunchy tales. This outrageous, irresistible, and utterly original debut, which led Entertainment Weekly to call Jaivin "one of the 100 most creative people in entertainment," is the juiciest book you will read this year.




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The Talking Beasts


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The Talking Beasts" is a collection of animal-themed stories from various authors, typically associated with fables and tales. These stories often feature animals as characters who possess the ability to communicate with one another or with humans. They convey moral lessons and wisdom through the interactions and adventures of these talking animals. Throughout "The Talking Beasts," readers encounter a diverse array of creatures, each with its own personality and traits. These animals often engage in conversations and exhibit human-like qualities, making them relatable and intriguing characters for readers of all ages. The stories in "The Talking Beasts" typically explore themes such as friendship, cooperation, kindness, and the consequences of one's actions. By anthropomorphizing animals and giving them the power of speech, these tales provide a unique and engaging way to impart important life lessons and values. Overall, "The Talking Beasts" is a charming collection of stories that appeals to readers who appreciate the timeless appeal of animal characters and the wisdom hidden within their tales.




Learn English


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I prepared this book to improve my own English. Then, When I started to work on the book - I will explain the way I work below - I found it very useful. Therefore, I published the book. if you want to improve your English. There's no harm in trying. You can work on 1, 2 or 3 stories per day. Depending on your free time. I worked on two stories per day. And of course the basic level of your English will lead to faster results. Operation: I. Write your chosen story on a piece of paper after the beginning. II. Underline the words you do not know, search for the meaning and write under it. III. Read the story aloud once. IV. Translate the story yourself without help. V. Check the translation of the story you are translating. with the help of a teacher or someone who knows. It may be difficult at first, but after working for at least a month, you will see the difference from your initial situation. ------- Bu kitabı kendi İngilizcemi geliştirmek için hazırladım. Sonra, kitap üzerinde çalışmaya başladığımda - aşağıdaki çalışma şeklimi açıklayacağım - çok faydalı buldum. Bu yüzden kitabı yayımladım. İngilizcenizi geliştirmek istiyorsanız. Denemenin zararı yok. Günde 1, 2 veya 3 hikaye üzerinde çalışabilirsiniz. Boş zamanlarına bağlı olarak. Ben günde iki hikaye üzerinde çalıştım. Ve elbette İngilizceniz temel seviyede olursa daha hızlı öğrenirsiniz. Çalışma Şeklim: I. Seçtiğiniz hikayeyi baştan sonra bir kağıda yazın. II. Bilmediğiniz kelimelerin altını çizin, anlamı arayın ve altına yazın. III. Hikayeyi bir kez sesli okuyun. IV. Hikayeyi yardımsız kendin tercüme edin. V. Tercüme ettiğiniz hikayenin çevirisini kontrol edin. Bir öğretmenin veya bilen birinin yardımıyla. İlk başta zor olabilir, ancak en az bir ay çalıştıktan sonra, ilk durumunuzdan farkı göreceksiniz.




CHILDREN'S BOOKS – Premium Illustrated Collection:


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Kate Douglas Wiggin's 'CHILDREN'S BOOKS Premium Illustrated Collection' is a delightful compilation of timeless stories that have been cherished by generations of readers. Wiggin's literary style is marked by vivid descriptions, engaging plots, and moral lessons that are subtly woven into each tale. This collection includes beloved classics such as 'Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm' and 'The Birds' Christmas Carol', each beautifully illustrated to captivate the imagination of young readers. Wiggin's ability to create endearing characters and heartwarming narratives makes this collection a must-have for any child's library. Kate Douglas Wiggin, an influential educator and advocate for children's literature, drew inspiration from her own experiences as a teacher and her deep appreciation for the power of storytelling. Her dedication to creating stories that engage and uplift young minds is evident in the enduring popularity of her works. Wiggin's legacy as a pioneer in children's literature shines through in this exceptional collection. I highly recommend Kate Douglas Wiggin's 'CHILDREN'S BOOKS Premium Illustrated Collection' to anyone seeking enchanting tales that will spark the imagination and instill valuable life lessons in young readers. This treasury of timeless stories is a testament to Wiggin's timeless appeal and her contributions to the world of children's literature.




Gobble and Friends


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Gobble came as a result of a sample lesson when Mary was teaching 6th and 7th grade Language Arts. She modeled this lesson for her students. The assignment was to write a story from the turkeys perspective. It was the week before Thanksgiving. The story has evolved over the years to be very personal and mean so much to the author.