Felix the Farting Elf


Book Description

Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!




Fritz the Farting Reindeer


Book Description

Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.




Taylor the Tooting Turkey


Book Description

Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas


Book Description

Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




Barnaby Bear Builds a Boat


Book Description

A bear and his animal friends build a boat.




The Night the Reindeer Came to Play


Book Description

Find out what happens when Santa's reindeer visit the home of a young child on Christmas Eve. Full of mischief and fun, this silly group does everything to enchant, excite, and engage our little tot! Help your child learn to count while enjoying the magic and merriment these reindeer provide in this award-winning storybook! An Amazon #1 new release!




Frank the Farting Flamingo


Book Description

Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com




Cheeky and Charlemagne


Book Description

Cheeky, a fun-loving river otter, and Charlemagne, a persnickety pine marten, are entrusted with a dangerous mission to transport an herbal antidote to the furry animals of the North Country -- without it they will not survive! Join Cheeky and Charlemagne, and their scout, Bandit -- a humorous woodpecker -- on their many adventures: navigating raging rivers, hiking mountains, crossing paths with a mountain lion, surviving a blinding blizzard, discovering the perilous danger of hidden traps, and dodging poisonous whizzer darts. Will they arrive in time to save the Great Protector of the North Country?




Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred


Book Description

Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.




Poppy the Pooting Panda


Book Description

Poppy the Pooting Panda is a normal panda except she has an exceptionally large amount of gas. My name is Poppy the Pooting Panda. I like to think I'm pretty smart. Though every time I try to eat, I poot and toot and fart. I love bamboo shoots, It is my favorite food. But pooting while you're eating Is often seen as rude. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Fairy the Farting Unicorn Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred Farting Without You is Like Pete the Pooting Pufferfish Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Fritz the Farting Reindeer Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!