Engaged to the Mountain Man


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Can this innocent princess convince the wild mountain man to claim her curves and his rightful throne? Rafe Imagine this: the sexiest voice you’ve ever heard is on the other end of the phone. She’s calling to tell you that you’re a prince of some little country in Europe. She’s clearly lying, but that voice is the stuff fantasies are made of. So, I played along with her little scam. Sure, princess, you can visit me. I’ll be waiting to pick you up at the airport. Five o’clock sharp. Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Now imagine my surprise when the princess does show up at my mountain cabin. She’s madder than a wet cat. What’s more, she’s insisting that I’m her prince and we’re engaged. The joke’s on her: this scammer picked the wrong mountain man to play with. Because I sure as hell ain’t no prince. Aurora Rafael is insufferable! He’s supposed to be a prince, my foot. The man looks like he’s never had so much as a haircut. He can’t possibly be my intended husband. If it weren’t for my cousin’s schemes, I wouldn’t be here convincing this wild mountain man to take his rightful place by my side. But even after all the time we spend together and the delicious kisses he gives me, I’ll still have to choose between my duty and my heart. And I’m not sure which one will win. If you love a growly alpha with a heart of gold who falls for a curvy princess, it’s time to meet Rafe in Engaged to the Mountain Man. Courage County mountain men love curves! These flannel-wearing, wood-cutting lumberjack men are gruff and grumpy. But underneath it all, they have hearts of gold just waiting to be uncovered by the curvy women they claim. Cuddle up with these sexy new book boyfriends from Mia Brody today!




Rescued by the Mountain Man


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A clean and wholesome historical western romance with lots of action and adventure.




Thick Curves: An Older Woman, Younger Man Age Gap Romance


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He’s so much younger than me. He’s my employee. But why does something so wrong feel so right? Ellie Jeb looked lost and adrift when I found him. He was a battle-worn soldier, his eyes filled with secrets and pain. I gave him a job and a place to call home. He doesn’t know I also gave him my heart. He can never know that because he’s so much younger than me. We’re just friends that flirt…until he kisses me. Now I have to convince his heart and mine that this is a terrible idea. Jeb I had no place to go when Ellie took me in. She gave me a place to call home. I gave her my heart and soul. She just doesn’t know that. For years, I’ve stood in the shadows and watched her. She’s breath-taking. She’s my guardian angel, a fierce fighter who champions those around her. But who’s taking care of her? I definitely want the job. I plan to show her every day for the rest of our lives just how special and amazing she is. But will her fears over our age gap stop her from loving me back? Welcome to Lake Bliss, the perfect place to get lost in a tender, steamy love story. There’s NO cheating and NO cliffhangers. This short read features a guaranteed HEA so you can get your swoon on.




Trials of a Mountain Man


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Danger in the untamed frontier. Shadowy hunters preying on the weak. Can he mete out justice before an arrow finds his heart? Colorado, 1833. Floyd Logan has grown into a strong young man, thriving as a rugged loner in the wilds of the Rocky Mountains. Through hard work, he's honed his skills and carved out an uncomplicated existence - only to have his peace shattered by an enormous grizzly's roar. And though Floyd deals the bear a killing blow, his dire wounds mean only the skilled hands of a Shoshone Chief's wife and her enchanting assistant can pull him back from death's door. As he heals and begins to learn her language, the scarred explorer's feelings grow for his gentle savior. So when a Blackfoot raiding party abducts his new love, he joins forces with the chief's warrior son in a desperate race to rescue her from a terrible fate. Can Floyd free the noble woman, or will blackguards leave his bones for the vultures to pick clean? Trials of a Mountain Man is the second book in the prequel to the sweeping Logan Family Western historical fiction series. If you like engaging heroes, breathtaking action, and true-to-life chronicles, then you'll adore Donald L. Robertson's gritty tale. Buy Trials of a Mountain Man to step back in time today!




Claimed by the Mountain Man


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Times are hard in Montana in the mid-1800s, and when Nettie finds herself impoverished, desperate, and alone after the death of her husband, she flees the town of Helena to escape the clutches of the local saloon owner. But living off the land quickly proves much more difficult than she'd hoped, and after days without food she resorts to stealing from Jack Abrams, a gruff mountain man and trapper who lives a secluded, uncomplicated life in the woods. Jack doesn't take kindly to being stolen from and when he catches her red-handed, Nettie ends up lying naked over his knee for a long, hard spanking. To her surprise, however, after her punishment Jack offers her food and shelter in return for cooking, cleaning, and doing as she is told. But Nettie is determined to never rely on a man again, and with a belly full of food and renewed determination, she abandons him to take another shot at living in the woods on her own. Jack knows the headstrong girl won't survive without his help, especially when she chooses a grizzly's winter cave as her shelter, and he can't stand by and idly watch her demise. When his irritation with her foolish pride boils over, he decides it is time to show her how thoroughly a man can dominate a woman silly enough to venture into the woods alone. Jack's stern chastisement and bold mastery of her body leave Nettie begging for more, but is she truly ready to give up her freedom to be claimed by the mountain man? Publisher's Note: Claimed by the Mountain Man is an erotic romance novel that contains sexual scenes and spankings. If such material offends you, please don't buy this book.




Mountain Man Dance Moves


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If a mountain man felt compelled to dance, how would he do it? If koala bears could talk, what would they say? And what’s the right pickup line, if you’re a necrophiliac? (Maybe “I’m pretty sure I’m not going to get you pregnant.”) In the throes of debates like these, we’re lucky to have the learned people of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, America's best low-budget humor website, and their edifying work. From their best-looking writers comes this collection of over three hundred lists, including... “Signs Your Unicorn Is Cheating on You.”"Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard""Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock 'n' Roll""Things This One Girl Sitting Near Me in a Movie Theater Said Out Loud When One of the Characters Was Shown Pulling Into a Gas Station""Future Winners of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest""Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters""The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers, President of Harvard""Exactly What I Mean When I Say My Ex-Girlfriend Kristin and I 'Wanted Different Things from Life’"And much, much more...




Rescued


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All he needs is his cabin in the woods... BLAKE - Peace and quiet, people-free-that's my paradise. I've had enough action for this lifetime and the next, seen more blood than most, and I'm done with death and destruction.The last thing I want is to get involved with the 'normal' world, but a city girl in distress shows up in my neck of the woods, disturbing my careful balance. One look at the curvy beauty and it's not just about helping her; those juicy curves of hers are demanding I help myself! But is the damsel worth the trouble and drama she's sure to bring?All she needs is her home office... BRANDI - There I was, living the introvert dream. I work from home and can have everything I want delivered to me; I barely have to leave my apartment!But then I opened my door for a food delivery, and my life changed. How was I to know the delivery guy would end up being an unstable stalker? When his obsession with me goes too far, I accept my best friend's suggestion of staying with her ex-military brother in the wilderness for a while. I sure as hell wasn't prepared for the carnal temptations the insanely hot, wild-looking man would bring! Suddenly, I'm not so sure Blake's that stable himself; he might be more dangerous than the stalker I thought I left behind...An alpha veteran recluse and an untouched BBW butt heads in this steamy interracial romance!




The Last American Man


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_____________ 'It is almost impossible not to fall under the spell of Eustace Conway ... his accomplishments, his joy and vigor, seem almost miraculous' - New York Times Review of Books 'Gilbert takes a bright-eyed bead on Eustace, hitting him square with a witty modernist appraisal of folkloric American masculinity' - The Times 'Conversational, enthusiastic, funny and sharp, the energy of The Last American Man never ebbs' - New Statesman _____________ A fascinating, intimate portrait of an endlessly complicated man: a visionary, a narcissist, a brilliant but flawed modern hero At the age of seventeen, Eustace Conway ditched the comforts of his suburban existence to escape to the wild. Away from the crushing disapproval of his father, he lived alone in a teepee in the mountains. Everything he needed he built, grew or killed. He made his clothes from deer he killed and skinned before using their sinew as sewing thread. But he didn't stop there. In the years that followed, he stopped at nothing in pursuit of bigger, bolder challenges. He travelled the Mississippi in a handmade wooden canoe; he walked the two-thousand-mile Appalachian Trail; he hiked across the German Alps in trainers; he scaled cliffs in New Zealand. One Christmas, he finished dinner with his family and promptly upped and left - to ride his horse across America. From South Carolina to the Pacific, with his little brother in tow, they dodged cars on the highways, ate road kill and slept on the hard ground. Now, more than twenty years on, Eustace is still in the mountains, residing in a thousand-acre forest where he teaches survival skills and attempts to instil in people a deeper appreciation of nature. But over time he has had to reconcile his ambitious dreams with the sobering realities of modernity. Told with Elizabeth Gilbert's trademark wit and spirit, The Last American Man is an unforgettable adventure story of an irrepressible life lived to the extreme. The Last American Man is a New York Times Notable Book and National Book Critics Circle Award Finalist.




Mountain Man


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A man must survive the zombie apocalypse armed with only a shotgun, a Samurai bat, and the will to live among the unliving in this horror series debut. It's been two years since civilization ended in an unstoppable wave of chaos and blood. Now, former house painter Augustus "Gus" Berry lives a day-to-day existence of waking up, getting drunk, and preparing for the inevitable moment when "they" will come up the side of his mountain and penetrate his fortress. Living on the outskirts of Annapolis, Gus goes scavenging for whatever supplies remain in the undead suburbia below. Every time he descends the mountain could be his last. But when Gus encounters another survivor, he soon realizes the zombie horde may not be the greatest threat he faces . . . Combining heart-pounding action in a frozen dystopia with complex characters and dark humor, Mountain Man kicks off Keith C. Blackmore's thrilling survival series-perfect for fans of HBO's The Last of Us.




The Greatest Mountain Men Stories Ever Told


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Long the dominant icon embodying the spirit of America's frontier past, the image of the cowboy no longer stands alone as the ultimate symbol of independence and self-reliance. The great canvas of the western landscape-in art, books, film-is today shared by the figures called "Mountain Men." They were the trappers of the Rocky Mountain fur trade in the years following Lewis and Clark's Expedition of 1804-1806. With their bold journeys peaking, during the period of 1830-1840, they were the first white men to enter the vast wilderness reaches of the Rockies in search of beaver "plews," as the skins were called. They feasted on the abundant buffalo, elk and other game, while living the ultimate free-spirited wilderness life. Often they paid the ultimate price for their ventures under the arrows, tomahawks, and knives of those native Americans whose lands they had entered. Tales of the Mountain Men, presents in one book many of the most engaging and revealing portraits of mountain men ever written. Ranging from nonfiction classics like Bernard DeVoto's Across the Wide Missouri through fiction from such acclaimed novels as A. B. Guthrie Jr.'s The Big Sky, this collection is destined to be well appreciated by the huge and dedicated audience fascinated by mountain man lore and legend. These readers include many who today participate in reenactments of the mountain man "Rendezvous," with colorful costumes and competitions of traditional skills with authentic guns, knives, and tools. No book exists today with such a diverse and engaging collection of mountain man literature. For an already-large and still-growing audience, Tales of the Mountain Men will be a valued extension of their interest in the mountain man as a compelling and uniquely American figure.