Fuck Off, I'm Adorable


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Let off steam with this coloring book of cute animals cursing! What’s better than cute cartoon animals? Cute cartoon animals that curse up a storm! Being an adult sucks. So focus on something other than bills and take some of the stress out of adulthood by coloring the hell out of these 50 pages of funny, foul-mouthed animals. Swear away stress, or help out bawdy friends and family by giving them this ideal irreverent gift.




Fuck Off, I'm Coloring


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Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!




Sweary Coloring Book


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Update! There's a new edition of this book printed on black paper. View the new edition at: www.amazon.com/dp/1532700008/ "When I'm having a rough day I just color some swear words and I feel better." -- Pam Walton 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Design Comes in Two Versions: Black and Grey, 40 Pages in Total Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs * Single-Sided Pages * Includes Black and Grey Versions * Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11" * Printed on white paper * Includes digital printable edition inside * Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit * Fuck * Piss Off * Asshole * Bitch * Slut * Whore * Cunt * Bastard * Douche * Shit * Damn * Shitballs * Sugartits * Twat Waffle * Baggy Vag * Piss Flaps * Bollocks * Crap * Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. TAGS: leafy animals coloring book, leafy animals james alexander




Fucking Awesome Coloring Book


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Featuring delightfully irreverent phrases, lovely calligraphy, and illustrated backgrounds, this coloring book invites adults to color their f*cking stress away! With a range of profanity from upbeat sweary affirmations to hilariously sassy sayings, 30 different expletives offer creative stimulation and cathartic release for any mood. Designs are printed on thick, removable, frame-worthy pages—with metallic ink patterns on the back of each page—making them easy to share and display.




I Know This Much Is True


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With his stunning debut novel, She's Come Undone, Wally Lamb won the adulation of critics and readers with his mesmerizing tale of one woman's painful yet triumphant journey of self-discovery. Now, this brilliantly talented writer returns with I Know This Much Is True, a heartbreaking and poignant multigenerational saga of the reproductive bonds of destruction and the powerful force of forgiveness. A masterpiece that breathtakingly tells a story of alienation and connection, power and abuse, devastation and renewal--this novel is a contemporary retelling of an ancient Hindu myth. A proud king must confront his demons to achieve salvation. Change yourself, the myth instructs, and you will inhabit a renovated world. When you're the same brother of a schizophrenic identical twin, the tricky thing about saving yourself is the blood it leaves on your bands--the little inconvenience of the look-alike corpse at your feet. And if you're into both survival of the fittest and being your brother's keeper--if you've promised your dying mother--then say so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile of the absurd, or the view of the bedroom ceiling, or the influence of random selection. Take it from a godless insomniac. Take it from the uncrazy twin--the guy who beat the biochemical rap. Dominick Birdsey's entire life has been compromised and constricted by anger and fear, by the paranoid schizophrenic twin brother he both deeply loves and resents, and by the past they shared with their adoptive father, Ray, a spit-and-polish ex-Navy man (the five-foot-six-inch sleeping giant who snoozed upstairs weekdays in the spare room and built submarines at night), and their long-suffering mother, Concettina, a timid woman with a harelip that made her shy and self-conscious: She holds a loose fist to her face to cover her defective mouth--her perpetual apology to the world for a birth defect over which she'd had no control. Born in the waning moments of 1949 and the opening minutes of 1950, the twins are physical mirror images who grow into separate yet connected entities: the seemingly strong and protective yet fearful Dominick, his mother's watchful "monkey"; and the seemingly weak and sweet yet noble Thomas, his mother's gentle "bunny." From childhood, Dominick fights for both separation and wholeness--and ultimately self-protection--in a house of fear dominated by Ray, a bully who abuses his power over these stepsons whose biological father is a mystery. I was still afraid of his anger but saw how he punished weakness--pounced on it. Out of self-preservation I hid my fear, Dominick confesses. As for Thomas, he just never knew how to play defense. He just didn't get it. But Dominick's talent for survival comes at an enormous cost, including the breakup of his marriage to the warm, beautiful Dessa, whom he still loves. And it will be put to the ultimate test when Thomas, a Bible-spouting zealot, commits an unthinkable act that threatens the tenuous balance of both his and Dominick's lives. To save himself, Dominick must confront not only the pain of his past but the dark secrets he has locked deep within himself, and the sins of his ancestors--a quest that will lead him beyond the confines of his blue-collar New England town to the volcanic foothills of Sicily 's Mount Etna, where his ambitious and vengefully proud grandfather and a namesake Domenico Tempesta, the sostegno del famiglia, was born. Each of the stories Ma told us about Papa reinforced the message that he was the boss, that he ruled the roost, that what he said went. Searching for answers, Dominick turns to the whispers of the dead, to the pages of his grandfather's handwritten memoir, The History of Domenico Onofrio Tempesta, a Great Man from Humble Beginnings. Rendered with touches of magic realism, Domenico's fablelike tale--in which monkeys enchant and religious statues weep--becomes the old man's confession--an unwitting legacy of contrition that reveals the truth's of Domenico's life, Dominick learns that power, wrongly used, defeats the oppressor as well as the oppressed, and now, picking through the humble shards of his deconstructed life, he will search for the courage and love to forgive, to expiate his and his ancestors' transgressions, and finally to rebuild himself beyond the haunted shadow of his twin. Set against the vivid panoply of twentieth-century America and filled with richly drawn, memorable characters, this deeply moving and thoroughly satisfying novel brings to light humanity's deepest needs and fears, our aloneness, our desire for love and acceptance, our struggle to survive at all costs. Joyous, mystical, and exquisitely written, I Know This Much Is True is an extraordinary reading experience that will leave no reader untouched.




Fuck This Shit


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LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu




Tryst Six Venom


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Away games, back seats, and the locker room after hours...New York Times bestselling author Penelope Douglas is back with this spicy new adult romance, now with bonus material. Marymount girls are good girls. Even if they weren't, no one would know, because girls like Clay Collins keep their mouths shut. Not that Clay has anything to share, anyway. Always in control, she owns the hallways, walking tall on Monday and then dropping to her knees like the good Catholic girl she is on Sunday. What she wants she has to hide. Liv Jaeger crosses the tracks every day for one reason: to graduate from high school and get into the Ivy League. But Clay—with her beautiful skin, clean shoes, and rich parents—torments her daily and thinks Liv won't fight back. At least not until Liv gets Clay alone and finds out she's hiding so much more than just what's underneath those pretty clothes. Liv told Clay to stay on her side of town. But one night, Clay doesn't listen. And once Liv is done with her, she'll never be a good girl again.




Home Comforts


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A classic bestselling resource for every household, Home Comforts helps you manage everyday chores, find creative solutions to domestic dilemmas, and enhance the experience of life at home. “Home Comforts is to the house what Joy of Cooking is to food.” —USA TODAY Home Comforts is an engaging and comprehensive book about housekeeping. It is a lively and readable guide for both beginners and experts in all the domestic arts. From keeping surfaces free of germs, watering plants, removing stains, folding a fitted sheet, cleaning china, tuning a piano, lighting a fire, setting the dining room table—this guide covers everything that people might want to do for themselves in their homes. Further topics include: making up a bed with hospital corners, expert recommendations for safe food storage, reading care labels (and sometimes carefully disregarding them), keeping your home free of dust mites and other allergens, this is a practical, good-humored, philosophical guidebook to the art and science of household management.




Dirty Greek


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Learn all the fun words and modern slang street phrases you never got to in Greek class with this fun, super-handy English-Greek phrasebook. Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Greek with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • cool slang • funny insults • explicit terms • raw swear words Dirty Greek teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets from Athens to Thessaloníki with phrases from "What’s up?" (Tee YEE-neh-teh?) to "Let’s party!" (EH-la na VHOO-meh toh VRA-thee!) and much more!




Wicked Saints


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An instant New York Times bestseller! A girl who can speak to gods must save her people without destroying herself. A prince in danger must decide who to trust. A boy with a monstrous secret waits in the wings. Together, they must assassinate the king and stop the war. In a centuries-long war where beauty and brutality meet, their three paths entwine in a shadowy world of spilled blood and mysterious saints, where a forbidden romance threatens to tip the scales between dark and light. Wicked Saints is the thrilling start to Emily A. Duncan’s devastatingly Gothic Something Dark and Holy trilogy. This edition uses deckle edges; the uneven paper edge is intentional.