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Fucksicles: Summer Nights Edition : Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author : John T

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 64 pages

File Size : 33,54 MB

Release : 2016-04-27

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ISBN : 9781532987304

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Just like the original Fucksicles, but with black backgrounds to make your bright colors pop! Oh, and FIVE bonus pages, just because. :) Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 24 fun and original swear word coloring book pages with black backgrounds to make your bright colors and neons pop For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***



Greetings, Asshole!

Author : John T

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 31,59 MB

Release : 2016-08-11

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ISBN : 9781537051321

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Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!



Absolution

Author : Jeff VanderMeer

Publisher : McClelland & Stewart

Page : 465 pages

File Size : 29,97 MB

Release : 2024-10-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0771020864

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Ten years after the publication of Annihilation, the surprise fourth volume in Jeff VanderMeer’s blockbuster Southern Reach Trilogy. When the Southern Reach Trilogy was first published a decade ago, it was an instant sensation, celebrated in a front-page New York Times story before publication, hailed by Stephen King and many others. Each volume climbed the bestsellers lists, awards were won, the books made the rare transition from paperback original to hardcover, and the movie adaptation became a cult classic. All told, the trilogy has sold more than a million copies, and has secured its place in the pantheon of twenty-first-century literature. And yet, for Jeff VanderMeer there was never full closure to the story of Area X. There were a few mysteries that had gone unsolved, some key points of view never aired. There were stories left to tell. There remained questions about who had been complicit in creating the conditions for Area X to take hold; the story of the first mission into the Forgotten Coast—before Area X was called Area X—had never been fully told; and what if someone had foreseen the world after Acceptance? How crazy would they seem? Structured in three parts, each recounting a new expedition, this book delivers some long-awaited answers, to be sure, but also more questions, and profound new surprises. Absolution is a brilliant, beautiful, and ever-terrifying plunge into unique and fertile literary territory. It is the final word on one of the most provocative and popular speculative fiction series of our time.



Bah Fucking Humbug! Release Your Inner-Scrooge

Author : John T

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 80 pages

File Size : 25,1 MB

Release : 2016-10-22

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ISBN : 9781539699545

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Need to unwind during the 'hustle and bustle' of the holiday season? Need the perfect gift for your family, friends, co-workers, or gift exchanges? Or, is 'jingle bells' starting to piss you off? Bah Fucking Humbug, the latest adult coloring book from best-selling illustrator John T, is jam-packed with fun coloring pages including: Coloring pages include: Cheap Ass Wrapping Paper, Shitty Xmas Cards, 'midnight edition' coloring pages (designs printed on black backgrounds), holiday cookie typography, and more! Get a copy of Bah Fucking Humbug for yourself and a copy for your family, friends, co-workers, and gift exchanges!



Hunter by Night

Author : Elisabeth Staab

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 248 pages

File Size : 23,21 MB

Release : 2014-06-03

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1402263228

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She wants out Party girl Alexia Blackburn is only hanging around the vampire compound until her best friend—the queen—has her baby. After that, nothing is going to stop Alexia from getting back to daylight, safety, and feeling like a normal human being. But leaving the vampire world has one big catch... He needs her to stay Head of vampire security Lee Goram has hated and distrusted humans for centuries. Feeding on vampire blood has kept him strong...but now it's killing him—and he's horrified to discover that Alexia may hold the key to his cure. He'd rather die defending his king than admit his weakness, but time is running out for the great vampire warrior... Praise for Prince of Power: "Exciting, engaging, and hot." —RT Book Reviews "Complex, superb romantic urban fantasy." —Genre Go Round Reviews "Truly entertaining." —Long and Short Reviews "Captivating storytelling...a stellar series." —The Romance Reviews



F*ck Off! This is MY Coloring Book

Author : Adult Colouring Books

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Page : 20 pages

File Size : 23,87 MB

Release : 2021-08-28

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ISBN : 9781945260445

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LARGE COLLECTION OF AWESOME DESIGNS AT AN AMAZING PRICE. AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. GRAB YOUR COPY NOW. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Not sure what theme to start coloring? Grab one that has everything. Incredible artwork with the largest variety of super amazing designs. Join the hundreds of thousands of happy colorists that really appreciate good quality artwork. This adult coloring book provides hours of stress relief through creative expression. üVarious levels of intricacy keeping you excited and inspired to color! So many different themes to choose from: garden designs, animals, mandalas, and paisley patterns, decorative art. Perfect for every skill level, great for growing your skills. Perfect with your choice of coloring tools (crayon, gel pens, markers, colored pencils). High resolution for crisp clean printing of illustrations. Each coloring page is printed double sided for your convenience. Frequently gifted. This book makes the perfect gift for Christmas holidays, birthday and more. Grab a set of pencils to go with it! Create your own frame-worthy masterpieces! Includes extra blank pages at the end to give you space for testing your colors. Fun Online Community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an entertaining way to view completed pages from other coloring book fans, meet other colorists, and share your masterpieces with the world. About Coloring Books We create a wide range of coloring books, journal and sketchbooks that help you relax, unwind, and express your creativity. Explore the entire collection to find your next coloring or creative adventure. TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu ⭐ TAGS: adult coloring books; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; christmas coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; christmas adult coloring books; coloring books adu



Anatomy Coloring Book

Author : Coloring Book Coloring Book for Adults

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 24,95 MB

Release : 2016-07-19

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ISBN : 9781535396851

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Cover design by kimaya "Anatomy Coloring Book is absolutely a growing trend and consumers are really taking to the idea" We live in a sea of energy where color is working within us. It shines with in our divine self, and radiates upon us from the sun. Research and observation has shown us that specific colors bring balance to our physical and emotional systems. Chromotherapy can easily be used as an alternative to Chinese acupuncture, achieving the same results in unblocking meridians without the discomfort of needles used in acupuncture.



Stay: A Love Story

Author : Tracy Ewens

Publisher : Tracy Ewens

Page : 360 pages

File Size : 31,26 MB

Release : 2023-09-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1732321663

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If only life were as simple as checking things off a list. Clara Mar is a world-renowned cellist. As a sought-after soloist, her life has been planned and executed by a team of professionals since she was eight years old. Now, reeling from a messy and public breakup with a fiancé she never loved and the fallout from an explosive family lie, Clara arrives in Bodega Bay as the unexpected recipient of her grandfather’s historic inn. Well, half the inn. Dylan Pace is Bodega Bay’s own hometown hero. From working Search and Rescue to picking up shifts as a paramedic with the local fire department, his life was the job. Until he blew out his knee for the last time. Scrambling for a new direction, Dylan is shocked when Mr. Levinson, his recently deceased mentor, leaves him part of the famous Inn by the Bay. Clara and Dylan quickly discover the inn comes with a series of last requests, specifically six months under the same roof. Determined to make the best of things, they begin ticking off the list before the summer reopening. But, reconciling an unshared past with attraction neither can deny, and Clara’s anticipated return to the spotlight forces them to grapple with expectations, old wounds, and what it means to stay. Below are courtesy content warnings to the best recollection. They cover the major topics/themes but may not be as nuanced as other trigger/content warning sites. alcoholism recovery, infidelity, childhood poverty, parental emotional abuse



Dirty Little House Wife

Author : Cheri Shull

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 64 pages

File Size : 30,38 MB

Release : 2016-07-13

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ISBN : 9781535211277

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Are you a hot, naughty domestic goddess with a dirty mind? This coloring book is for you. Take a break from your daily chores and color naughty saying or two from this book. Maybe tear one out and leave it where a certain someone will come across it. This hot naughty book won't leave you lonely. Makes perfect gifts for bridal showers or bachelorette parties. 26 Single sided pages. For adults only, mature content See more at cherishull.com



Cheaper Than Therapy

Author : Sasha O'Hara

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 144 pages

File Size : 49,7 MB

Release : 2017-03

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ISBN : 9781543233803

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From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Cheaper than Therapy is the Coloring Journal you need to color and journal the things you can't say out loud! With 32 Full Page Illustrations 31 Illustrated Journal Pages 31 Simple college rule lined journal pages A way to take out your creativity and frustration without breaking the law and more... What people are saying: "You have really outdone yourself this time!! I love every single thing about this book!...I feel like you went in my mind and took out my thoughts and put them in a book. The drawings are amazing and this book is just the ultimate best!" - Lina "I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, FREEEEAAAAKKKKING love it!!!... It is just perfect. Or as close as one can get. Have some chocolate and wine and chill out. JOB WELL DONE" - Bonnie "Awesome! Just abso-freakin-lutely awesome!!" - Bernadine "Love it! So many pages I saw that I want to grab and start coloring right now! LOL!" - Brandy Z "The perfect mix of intricate and open spaces coloring!" - Anita "LOVE IT!!!!!!!! It is not so busy for the person that does simple colors, and busy enough to keep the attention of the person, like me, who likes the fun detailed stuff. I like that there are coloring options on some of he journal pages, and the images are great! You got your Snark on, girl." - Anna From the back cover: "Grab your pens and pencils and pull up that damn couch, because it's time to get your snark on! When the shit show of life is making you crazy and everyone has lost their minds, let Cheaper than Therapy ease your stress with its insanely out of line pages. With over 30 shockingly subversive illustrations, plus plenty of colorable journaling pages, you're sure to get your sanity back in no time! Each single-sided coloring page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. Pages include sayings like "Good morning, I see the assassins have failed", "My happy place is your happy place burning to the ground", and "Are you fucking kidding me?!", "Ew. People" and more. Complete with added journal pages; now you can color, write, doodle, make lists for your world domination plan or use those badass mofo's as kindling for the bridges you'll burn. Color and journal the things you can't say and that your therapist shouldn't hear. It's just what the doctor ordered." For updates and downloads visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE