The Funniest Excuse Book Ever
Author : Maureen Kushner
Publisher :
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 38,17 MB
Release : 1990
Category : Excuses
ISBN : 9780439146869
Author : Maureen Kushner
Publisher :
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 38,17 MB
Release : 1990
Category : Excuses
ISBN : 9780439146869
Author : Maureen Kushner
Publisher : Turtleback
Page : pages
File Size : 33,6 MB
Release : 1998-06-01
Category :
ISBN : 9780613755597
Provides ways to stop friends, enemies, teachers, and parents dead in their tracks with an invaluable collection of excuses for every occasion, including tardiness, low grades, and more
Author : Maureen Kushner
Publisher : Sterling
Page : 100 pages
File Size : 39,73 MB
Release : 1998
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780806942902
Any kid who forgets to make his bed, gets caught daydreaming in class, likes to eat with fingers instead of forks, or is sick of stupid questions is going to love the snappy, wacky comebacks in the Funniest Excuse Book Ever! Forget the boring, ordinary excuses everybody uses. The hundreds of answers and explanations in this zany collection will crack kids up and drive parents and teachers crazy. From school smarts (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible) and chore chuckles (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date) to behavior busters (Why are you always fighting? It must be these boxer shorts I'm wearing) and food funnies (Why aren't you eating the school lunch? School lunch? I thought this was leftovers from chemistry class), there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions here. Whether they're aimed at getting out of trouble or just getting a few laughs, the amusing alibis and ridiculous retorts included here are guaranteed kid-pleasers. No excuses! Sterling 96 pages, 114 b/w illus., 5 3/4 x 8 1/4.
Author : Mike Barfield
Publisher :
Page : 80 pages
File Size : 15,19 MB
Release : 2019-08-02
Category :
ISBN : 9781786275240
This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 100 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, this book will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!
Author : Joshua Shifrin
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 999 pages
File Size : 45,41 MB
Release : 2018-04-03
Category : Sports & Recreation
ISBN : 1510730540
In It's Not My Fault, author Joshua Shifrin helps tennis players make sense of their most monumental losses on the court. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful loss with "My opponent was a pusher . . . I can't play against pushers." Or after a bad shot, tennis gurus might try to get out of dodge by uttering, "There was a leaf on the court and I couldn't concentrate." Shifrin has crafted 150 funny--but all-too-real--excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include: My opponent's grunting is distracting. My strings are too tight. I have tennis elbow. These tennis balls are too slow. Any many more! Whether you want to motivate your friends or family who have just started playing or eradicate embarrassing mistakes in your own game, It's Not My Fault is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.
Author : Craig Boldman
Publisher :
Page : 292 pages
File Size : 25,70 MB
Release : 1998
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780836251951
This compendium offers every excuse for every occasion, such as: It was the alien experiment. I haven't been the same since Elvis died. My inner child made me do it. All excuses are illustrated.
Author : Jim Davis
Publisher : Turtleback Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 39,57 MB
Release : 2000
Category :
ISBN : 9780606186643
Late for school? Didn't do your homework? Need a bigger allowance? Don't want to clean your room? Garfield helps children explain all this and more in the newest humor book staring America's favorite fat cat. BandW illustrations.
Author : Anthony Powell
Publisher : University of Chicago Press
Page : 236 pages
File Size : 34,15 MB
Release : 2014-11-06
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 022618689X
A social comedy about "a company of giddyheads" and their wanderings in London's Bohemia.
Author : Bob Powers
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
Page : 217 pages
File Size : 31,22 MB
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1429986506
Why Do All the Nice Girls End Up Getting Kidnapped and Held for Ransom? In this book, YOU, the reader, are a thirtysomething part-time actor/full-time waiter suddenly caught up in a kidnapping. Julia, the girl you went out with last night, has been TAKEN HOSTAGE. What will you do? Will you go to the police and ask for help? Will you burst into the hideout, killing everyone in sight, then tell Julia that she shouldn't misinterpret this as some sort of big commitment? Or will you unplug your phone and just get really, really drunk? The choice is yours! You awake to the sound of the phone ringing. "Hello?" You hear a man's voice. It is muffled. "We've got Julia." "Wait, what do you mean?" "We have kidnapped your girlfriend. If you ever want to see her again---" "Whoa, she's not my girlfriend," you say. "I just met her. I mean, I had a good time with her and all, but I wanna take it slow with this one, I think." "We understand," the voice says. "But she's new to the city, and presently, you're all she has. Give us fifty thousand dollars by tomorrow or we'll blow her head off." If you want to go and ask your parents if you can borrow fifty thousand dollars, go to page 173. If you want to have sex with your ex-girlfriend, consider getting back together with her, then think better of it, go to page 183. BE VERY CAREFUL! You're directing the story and the CHOICES you make can result in MURDER, GRADUATE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT, TORTURE, MARRIAGE, POST-APOCALYPTIC SLAVERY, UNWANTED PREGNANCY, even TEMPING! It's YOUR STORY and YOUR LIFE. All you've got to do is decide which page you want to turn to. JUST MAKE A CHOICE!
Author : Benjamin Chaud
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 36,90 MB
Release : 2015-08-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 9781452141756
From the creators of Junior Library Guild Selection I Didn't Do My Homework Because... and A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School... comes a laugh-out-loud doodle book inspired by the not-so-true stories that ensue when an assignment is left undone. Silly, absurd, and outrageous excuse-themed art prompts are the springboard for this fun-filled, action-packed doodle extravaganza. Fill in original comics, complete wacky word tales, and use seriously cool sticker sheets for hours of excuse-generating amusement!