Book Description
Uses paper engineering to illustrate the daily activities and life cycle of a funny bird.
Author : Philippe Ug
Publisher : Prestel Junior
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 40,96 MB
Release : 2013
Category : Birds
ISBN : 9783791371474
Uses paper engineering to illustrate the daily activities and life cycle of a funny bird.
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 178 pages
File Size : 15,90 MB
Release : 2019-04-02
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1452177392
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
Author : Matt Kracht
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 195 pages
File Size : 14,2 MB
Release : 2022-01-04
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1797213415
Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds from North and South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, and Oceania, author Matt Kracht identifies the dumb birds that manage to live all over the freaking place with snarky, yet accurate, names and humorous, anger-filled drawings. This guide book details exactly how much these morons suck with facts about each bird's (annoying) call, its (stupid) migratory pattern, and its (downright tacky) markings. Complete with a matching game, bird descriptor checklist, tips on how to identify a bird (you can tell a lot by looking into a bird's eyes, for example), this profanity-laden book offers a balance of fact and wit that will appeal to hardcore birders and casual bird lovers (and haters) alike. A MUST-HAVE: A must-have sequel to the bestselling parody book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America. UNIQUE & LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FUNNY: This is a great coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book. And a bonus, while the content is humorous, it is practical and useful! A GREAT PRESENT: This is the perfect gift for the bird lovers and haters in your life. It also makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, retirement, or gag gift. Perfect for: • Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts • Armchair birders (or nonbirders) • Someone who needs a quirky gift for an animal lover friend • People with serious birders in their lives who want something lighthearted
Author : Christy Jordan Wrenn
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
Page : 39 pages
File Size : 32,94 MB
Release : 2016-09-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 1683483286
Emma is a typical eight-year-old. She loves to ride her bike and go places with her family. Everything in her life seemed normal, until one day she began seeing strange birds wearing hats, shoes, polka dots, and a coat of pink roses. One day going to the mailbox, Emma sees an unusual bird sitting on the mailbox. The bird is brightly colored, but wearing a headdress on its head. When Emma reaches to open the box, the bird flies away, making a strange noise. Go with Emma through a typical day and see the birds she encountered. Can you name them?
Author : Lucy Cousins
Publisher : Candlewick Press
Page : 40 pages
File Size : 13,73 MB
Release : 2017-03-28
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0763692654
Illustrations and rhyming text invite readers to imagine themselves as brilliant birds.
Author : Eden Gruger
Publisher : Eccentric Girl Press
Page : 27 pages
File Size : 21,77 MB
Release : 2022-10-27
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 1739864204
Eden shares some more of the laugh out loud, candid stories she is known for, they will make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. This mini collection includes The Taxi Driver, Deafness and Accents, He is not Father Dougal and Chip pans and Louvre doors. "I laughed from the beginning to the end of this book. I’ve enjoyed all of Eden’s books and this was no exception. Taxi driver especially made me laugh out loud. Totally recommend" "Funny from start to finish" "LOL funny from start to finish. I could relate to all the short stories especially the taxi driver. Definitely worth a read".
Author : Diana Harding Cross
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
Page : 46 pages
File Size : 10,33 MB
Release : 1981
Category : Science
ISBN : 9780517540053
Briefly describes certain habits or characteristics which account for the popular names of 14 North American birds.
Author : Stu Royall
Publisher : HarperCollins
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 40,52 MB
Release : 2022-02-17
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0008501351
From the monotonous lark to the rough-faced shag, these poor birds have us all asking: ARE ORNITHOLOGISTS OK?
Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 47,97 MB
Release : 2019-10-15
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1984856294
A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on earth—from the creator of the Webby Award–winning hit Instagram account! Effin’ Birds is the most eagerly anticipated new volume in the grand and noble profession of nature writing and bird identification. Sitting proudly alongside Sibley, Kaufman, and Peterson, this book contains more than 150 pages crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think “I’m going to need more booze to deal with this week”) that made the Effin’ Birds feed a household name. Also included in its full, Technicolor glory is John James Audubon’s most beautiful work matched with modern life advice. Including never-before-seen birds, insults, and field notes, this guide is a must-have for any effin’ fan or birder.
Author : Jonny Lambert
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 23 pages
File Size : 40,93 MB
Release : 2021-12-14
Category : Juvenile Fiction
ISBN : 0744057736
Journey through the forest with Huxley and Bluebird, and introduce your toddlers to the idea of friendship and sharing with others. Meet Huxley, the lovable and rather hungry bear. It is beginning to snow, which means it is almost time to hibernate. So Huxley, Bluebird, and their friends must set out to collect food to get them through the Winter. But Huxley is really hungry, and wants all the food to himself. Is there enough food for everyone? Follow Huxley and Bluebird on their adventure through the freezing forest to collect food for hibernation. With stunning illustrations by renowned artist Jonny Lambert, and an enchanting story, this picture book is perfect for adults and toddlers to share together. Huxley and the Bluebird teaches little ones vital life lessons about friendship and sharing with others, and gently introduces them to the idea of hibernation as well. So come and join the search with this magical bedtime story.