Turning Off the Morning News


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Cliff and Salena are happily living a nice, normal life in the suburbs. But their neighbors, Jimmy and Polly, threaten to disrupt their domestic bliss. They’re sometimes a little strange—and sometimes completely unhinged. Equally unnerving and delightful, TURNING OFF THE MORNING NEWS takes hilarious aim at the absurdity of our modern world.




Kimberly Akimbo


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2023 Tony Award winner for Best Musical! NEW JERSEY, 1999. Kimberly is about to turn sixteen and has recently moved with her family to a new town in suburban New Jersey. Suffering from a disease that causes her to age four and a half times faster than her high school peers, surrounded by a dysfunctional family (and possible felony charges), Kimberly is also navigating her first teenage crush. Ever the optimist, Kimberly is determined to find happiness against all odds and embark on a great adventure.




Tempted By Her Protector


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“With honor and faith, we vow to keep safe those in our charge. Our lives for theirs, until our bodies turn to ash and our fire runs cold.” At the hands of their adoptive father, the brothers Wessex have learned combat, stealth, and above all, honor. Together they are an elite, and secret, force of Shifters working for the federal government. The Wyvern Protection Unit is the only one of its kind. They have sworn a duty to protect and serve wherever they are needed. Can a nerdy, curvy, good girl be tempted to sin by her smoking hot protector? Larimar Wessex is bored. Dead bored. Like seriously. With his brother newly mated, and his father on the mend, there is nothing for him to do but wait for his next assignment. Ready for battle, this Wyvern should’ve been careful with what he wished for. Recently returned from an archeological dig , Kimberley Scott is being blamed for the theft of certain priceless artifacts. But that isn’t all. There is a deeper, more sinister plot afoot, and Kim finds herself at the mercy of a man who is prepared to do the unimaginable to get what he wants. When she is attacked during routine questioning by a government agent, the decision is made to call in some secret supernatural backup. Larimar Wessex knows the second he sees her photograph the curvy human is his fated mate. But can he convince her without scaring her to death? His Wyvern is desperate to see her safe, but helping her is just the tip of the iceberg. Will Larimar save his tempting mate before time runs out? KEYWORDS: alpha male hero, dragon shifter, shifter romance, urban fantasy, fantasy romance, HEA paranormal romance, human mate, curvy girl romance ebook, paranormal fiction series, strong heroine, curvy girl romance novel, shifter mates, fated mates, instalove romance, christmas paranormal romance, sexy shifter book, sexy paranormal romance book, steamy paranormal romance novel, steamy shifter mates, strangers to lovers, instant attraction, heat level, claiming bite, fated mates novella, soul mates, destined mates, clan fated mates series, shifter mates ebook, paranormal romance series, federal unit fated mate series complete, curvy heroine romance, curvy girl reads, bbw romance, dragon shifter, wyvern shifter, egyptian deity, egyptian demon, romantic comedy, PNR romcom, romcom series




Monkey Business


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The Legends of Greemulax


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Following in the tradition of J. K. Rowling and Roald Dahl, Kimmy Schmidt is an exciting new voice in middle-grade fantasy adventure. This debut will change the way boys and girls everywhere see the world -- and each other! Penn dreads the day that he will start to become a monster, but it's inevitable. The youngest of his tribe in Greemulax, he knows that as boys become men, they turn into powerful, hairy blue creatures called Grabagorns, and that their solemn vow is to never again be weak. Legend has it that dragons all but destroyed Greemulax years ago during a terrible time known as the Great Scorch. Not one of the tight-knit community's girls or women survived, and the men, ruled by Grabagorn Prime, have lived in mourning and anger ever since. But when one of Penn's dragon traps catches a real live girl named Kristy, he starts to question everything he thought was true. Together, Penn and Kristy set off on an adventure that will take them to a tugboat in a tree and through a treacherous lake of pudding, toward a candy forest guarded by dragons that might hold the answers they seek. The more time they spend with each other, however, the faster Penn transforms into the monster he fears, and the more Kristy seems to fade away into nothing. Can they reach their destination before it's too late? In recognition of this book's release, NBCUniversal is making a donation in support of Prevent Child Abuse America.




Plays, 1996-2000 (Maxwell)


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This volume collects for the first time the work of one of America’s most important, vital and original young voices. Turning the American family drama firmly on its head, "Maxwell strips more layers of explanation from the Freudian family romance, shining light on the humiliation and fury usually reasoned out of sight by psychologizing playwrights. Few characters in contemporary drama are as exposed as Maxwell’s."—Marc Robinson, Village Voice "Imagine if you took a giant hatpin and stuck it into Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky. Once all the hot air had leaked out of that melodrama about a working-class underdog who wins fame, fortune and love in the boxing ring, you might find something very much like Richard Maxwell’s Boxing 2000. By taking a conventional formula and draining it of all its humid sentimentality and synthetic adrenaline, Mr. Maxwell discovers something new and unexpected. Boxing 2000 is a real knockout: a play that not only challenges theatrical clichés, but your ideas about theatre itself."—Wall Street Journal ""It’s a sensation that’s felt all too rarely these days. Watching Mr. Maxwell’s work makes you think of what it must have been like to stumble upon the baffling but seductive creations of a young Sam Shepard in the early 1960’s in the East Village."—, New York Times This first volume collects nine of Maxwell’s early works: Boxing 2000, Caveman, House (1999 OBIE Award winner), Showy Lady Slipper and others. Richard Maxwell is a writer, director and songwriter. He began his acting career with the Steppenwolf Theatre Company in Chicago, where he helped found the Cook County Theater Department, which challenged the principles of traditional acting training. He is artistic director of New York City Players. His plays have been performed in the U.S. at Soho Rep, The Kitchen, P.S. 122, HERE, the Williamstown Theater Festival, Walker Arts Center and the Wexner Center for the Arts; and in Paris, Berlin, Dublin, Brussels, Amsterdam and Vienna.




Todd, The Ugliest Kid on Earth #1


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This series, a collision of comedy, sex, and violence, follows the misadventures of America's most dysfunctional family as they go head-to-severed head with an Oprah-loving ax murderer, a cult-crazy soap opera star, and a neo-Nazi prison gang. First issue: Todd wants desperately to make friends, but every kid he approaches winds up decapitated. Or worse. Meanwhile, Todd's mother is on a mission to get even with her husband who she believes is having an affair.




Soldier of Love


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She’s a quirky inn owner who’s given up on finding love. He’s a soldier with PTSD, fighting demons at every turn. Can they help each other heal despite the odds? Franny Thompson has owned a Lindsey Point inn ever since a family tragedy left her brokenhearted. When a lonely soldier comes to town needing a place to live, she offers him a room to rent, never dreaming he’s about to change her world. After Heath Garrick retires from the Army, he finds himself plagued by PTSD and no place to call home. He accepts Franny’s offer of lodging but is determined to keep to himself while he tries to heal. She’s everything he’s never wanted in a woman – and everything he might just need. As these two find comfort in each other’s friendship, a powerful attraction develops. But when a national magazine chooses the inn for a makeover, they are thrust into the spotlight. For Franny, it’s a dream come true. For Heath, it’s the worst kind of trouble. Can two lonely souls help each other find love and hope again, or are some battle scars too deep to heal? If you like small-town romance with a military twist, friends-to-lovers stories, and you’re a fan of Nora Roberts and Robyn Carr, you’ll love this book in the emotional Hometown Heroes series. Each of the Hometown Heroes books is a stand-alone novel, which means no cliff-hangers and a complete happy ending each time. If you'd like to read them in order, though, you'll meet up with familiar characters in each book. Enjoy! Beacon of Love - Book 1 Inferno of Love - Book 2 Labyrinth of Love - Book 3 Miracle of Love - Book 4 Soldier of Love - Book 5 Art of Love – Book 6




BIG BAD DAD


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Why Carly Carrothers' Will Not Fall for Mackenzie James: 1. He was a kid. (An adorable little girl, but a kid, nonetheless.) 2. He's your irresistible yet demanding boss. 3. He has a kid. (Remember what happened last time you got involved with a single dad.) 4. He's so sexy you can't think straight when he's around. 5. He has a kid. (What if you get attached to the sweet girl and her daddy doesn't pop the question?) 6>He's got this thing against marriage. (Okay, so they all do. But remember—you want a husband!) 7. He was a kid. (So stop straightening the little angel's pigtails and kissing her Big Bad Dad senseless!)




All Folked Up


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Isaac has never been what he seems. ​​​​​Rumor has it that gruff, brooding, and solitary man-of-mystery Isaac Sylvester is back in town, and the only thing folks in Green Valley know for certain is that this prodigal son’s motives are as elusive as he is. He’s been spotted loitering near the old Townsen farm, hanging around the Hill's homestead, and glaring menacingly from the edges of The Donner Lodge’s parking lot. What this hometown-hero-turned-criminal wants, no one knows. Nor can they stop talking about it. Hannah's last night as an exotic dancer might just be her most memorable. Hannah Townsen has often been a subject of local gossip. Folks shook their heads when Hannah's daddy ran out on her momma; folks blessed her heart after Hannah's momma had that tragic accident; and folks really talked up a tizzy when Hannah became an exotic dancer in order to pay off her parents' debt and put food on the table. But now, ten years after being dubbed as a hometown-stripper-with-a-heart-of-gold, Hannah has seemingly—and finally—fallen off the gossip mill's radar. That is, until the enigmatic Isaac Sylvester shows up at Hannah's retirement party wanting so much more than a private dance. . . 'All Folked Up' is the third book in the Good Folk series and is a full-length, small town, contemporary romantic comedy novel.