The Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book


Book Description

Meet Little Penis, the cute dinky winky you bring to life when you put your finger in the puppet in this delightfully crass and hilarious parody board book for adults. This board book parodies children’s finger puppet books with its bold colors and simple illustrations, but this book is not for children! Instead, put your finger in the hole in the back of the book, and follow the adventures of Little Penis as he goes swimming (poor shrinking Penis!); gets out of bed early, so big and tall; gets a gentle kiss and hug (along with a good hard tug); head to a bar, gets drunk, and hooks up; and more—getting bigger and bigger with the turn of each page. Sometimes he’s up and sometimes he’s down, but there’s a happy ending as he finds his snug, warm place called home!




Adult Coloring Book Floral Penis


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All women like flowers, and almost all women like phalluses. Normally they come individualized and always bring along something less desirable... a male. Well, in this book they present themselves in magnificent floral bouquets for your exclusive pleasure. Floral Penis is a fun coloring book for adults without preconception and for those who love a good laugh. Exercise your colored pencils at the same time as you exercise your sense of humor. Is there anything more beautiful than a bouquet ... of a penis?




Adult Coloring Book


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Latest coloring sensation by Cindy Elhoudini. This coloring book for adults and grownups will provide hours and hours of stress relief, mindful calm, and fun, creative expression. Also Great for Coloring Parties! TAGS: adult coloring books; cocks; dicks; adult coloring book; coloring books for adults relaxation; coloring books for adults; adult coloring books best sellers; coloring books; coloring book for adults; coloring books for adults; animal coloring book for adults; coloring book; coloring books adu




100 Cocks Coloring Book


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Looking for the perfect penis gift? Then why not get your hands around this massive cock coloring book for adults! That is filled with 100 relaxing paisley, henna and mandala penis coloring pages! You can have a different dick every day of the week with this rude coloring book! From massive meaty cocks to small humiliating chodes. You'll have a huge variety of dicks to choose from. So you can sit back, relax and color in your perfect penis or funny penis quote! Every one of the one hundred beautifully designed coloring pages boasts either a glorious cock design or funny dick joke with stress relieving patterns. So you can chill out, relax and have a laugh at the same time! Each of the 100 coloring pages are printed single sided, so you can easily remove the pages to frame or hang your penis art. Or so you can use a much wider variety of coloring mediums without running the risk of listing any of the other cocktastic designs inside this book. The cocks aren't the only thing that are hard in this coloring book! This dick coloring book boasts an extensive range of designs and patterns that differ in difficulty, from simple easy to color designs for beginners to much more detailed and intricate designs for the coloring book pro's. So you're sure to find something to match your coloring skill level. You could even get better at coloring by starting off on the easy ones and working your way up if you're a beginner! Ideal for a bachelorette party gift or inappropriate birthday gift for a loved one. This kinky coloring book is sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion!




The Little White Horse


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'The Little White Horse was my favourite childhood book. I absolutely adored it. It had a cracking plot. It was scary and romantic in parts and had a feisty heroine.' - JK Rowling - The Bookseller In 1842, thirteen-year-old orphan Maria Merryweather travels to her family's ancestral home, Moonacre Manor, to live with her uncle Sir Benjamin. She immediately feels right at home with her kind and funny uncle and meets a wonderful set of new friends — but she quickly learns that beneath all this beauty and comfort, a past feud haunts Moonacre Manor and it’s her destiny to right the wrongs of her ancestors and restore the peace to Moonacre Valley. A beautifully written fantasy story filled with magic, a Moon Princess, and a mysterious white horse. Little White Horse and the delightful heroine, Maria Merryweather, are sure to be loved by all children.




How Not to Be a Dick


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On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist




Ultimate Glory


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A story of obsession, glory, and the wild early days of Ultimate Frisbee. David Gessner devoted his twenties to a cultish sport called Ultimate Frisbee. Like his teammates and rivals, he trained for countless hours, sacrificing his body and potential career for a chance at fleeting glory without fortune or fame. His only goal: to win Nationals and go down in Ultimate history as one of the greatest athletes no one has ever heard of. With humor and raw honesty, Gessner explores what it means to devote one’s life to something that many consider ridiculous. Today, Ultimate is played by millions, but in the 1980s, it was an obscure sport with a (mostly) undeserved stoner reputation. Its early heroes were as scrappy as the sport they loved, driven by fierce competition, intense rivalries, epic parties, and the noble ideals of the Spirit of the Game. Ultimate Glory is a portrait of the artist as a young ruffian. Gessner shares the field and his seemingly insane obsession with a cast of closely knit, larger-than-life characters. As his sport grows up, so does he, and eventually he gives up chasing flying discs to pursue a career as a writer. But he never forgets his love for this misunderstood sport and the rare sense of purpose he attained as a member of its priesthood.




Penis Pokey


Book Description

The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?




Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks


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JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk




The Haters


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From Jesse Andrews, author of the New York Times bestselling Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and screenwriter of the Sundance award–winning motion picture of the same name, comes a groundbreaking young adult novel about music, love, friendship, and freedom as three young musicians follow a quest to escape the law long enough to play the amazing show they hope (but also doubt) they have in them. For Wes and his best friend, Corey, jazz camp turns out to be lame. It’s pretty much all dudes talking in Jazz Voice. But then they jam with Ash, a charismatic girl with an unusual sound, and the three just click. It’s three and a half hours of pure musical magic, and Ash makes a decision: They need to hit the road. Because the road, not summer camp, is where bands get good. Before Wes and Corey know it, they’re in Ash’s SUV heading south, and The Haters Summer of Hate Tour has begun. In his second novel, Andrews again brings his brilliant and distinctive voice to YA, in the perfect book for music lovers, fans of The Commitments (author Roddy Doyle raves "The Haters is terrific. It is shocking and funny, unsettling and charming."), and High Fidelity, or anyone who has ever loved—and hated—a song or a band. This witty, funny coming-of-age novel is contemporary fiction at its best.