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Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10

Author : El Ninjo

Publisher : Speedy Publishing LLC

Page : 271 pages

File Size : 20,30 MB

Release : 2014-08-21

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1635018412

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Gross Out Book: Funny Kids Books Ages 4-10 Best Graphic Novels For Kids Fart Book Volume 1 Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.



101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends

Author : Julie Huffman

Publisher : Walter Foster Jr.

Page : 147 pages

File Size : 47,53 MB

Release : 2016-10-10

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1633221687

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101 Ways to Gross Out Your Friends shows kids how to use science and activities to make slimy snot, gorilla poop, and more to, well, gross out their friends!



The Big Book of Gross Stuff

Author : Bart King

Publisher : Gibbs Smith

Page : 291 pages

File Size : 20,82 MB

Release : 2010-03-01

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 142361478X

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The author of The Big Book of Superheroes presents a hilarious look at science, nature, and the human body in a book full of good laughs and bad smells. From boogers, B.O., and belches to sneezes, diseases, and demon cheeses, The Big Book of Gross Stuff is chock-full of practical knowledge about things you shouldn’t discuss at the dinner table. Kids can take a Gross Quiz to find out how their sensibilities stack up against the rest of society, and learn about the World's Most Disgusting Jobs (whale-feces research, anyone?). With the turn of every page, The Big Book of Gross Stuff will challenge your gag reflexes as it introduces topics, terminology and trivia about toilets, scabies, decaying bodies, and much more. For instance, did you know: · In 1971, a band named Hot Poop released a record titled Does Their Own Stuff! They were never heard from again. · When using fake vomit, the key to faking people out is to sprinkle water on the stuff to make it look more realistic. · Belly button lint is composed of dust, dried sweat, fat, dead skin, and bits of cotton.



Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Author : Jordan P. Novak

Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 28,60 MB

Release : 2017-04-11

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1681192136

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Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.



The Scary Book

Author : Thierry Dedieu

Publisher : National Geographic Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 38,6 MB

Release : 2020-09-15

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 3791374648

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A perfect blend of silly and scary, this oversized lift-the-flap board book shows children what's hiding inside some creepy creatures. Snakes, bats, and spiders aren't that frightening--but just wait till you see what they're like on the inside! This delightfully ghoulish book is filled to the brim with creatures perfect for some Halloween fun. Whether it's a big bad wolf or a skeletal ghost, each monster is hiding its really horrible side beneath a foldable flap. Lift the foldout on the crab to reveal sharp teeth and tentacle tongues or pull down the flap on the spider to discover its recently caught snacks. Thierry Dedieu's colorful illustrations bring humor and lightheartedness to many spine-chilling creatures. A perfect blend of silly and scary, this big board book helps kids overcome their worries with laughter. Encourage your children to embrace their spooky side with this Halloween treat!



Sometimes You Barf

Author : Nancy Carlson

Publisher : Carolrhoda Books ®

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 45,19 MB

Release : 2014-10-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1467772666

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Everybody barfs. Dogs, cats, chickens, alligators, and even you. It happens to everyone, and sometimes it even happens . . . at school. With her characteristic humor and compassion, Nancy Carlson helps young readers through what is often a scary and embarrassing rite of passage. Sometimes you barf. But it's OK. You get better!



Gross Gus

Author : Kally Mayer

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 12,64 MB

Release : 2013-11-05

Category :

ISBN : 9781492833741

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X-rated for Parents! Only Suitable For Little Boys!! Your little guy will Love this book! It will make him giggle and fall in love with Gus, who is the coolest gross kid he will ever meet Perfect for reluctant and beginner readers who love big beautiful illustrated stories! Suitable for bedtime, day time, afternoon time or anytime! Follow Gus's antics as the story describes why Gus is known as... "The Grossest Kid on the Street!'' In a surprise ending, find out why Gus is encouraged to clean up his act! What does Gus decide to Do?



Your Birthday Was the Best!

Author : Maggie Hutchings

Publisher : Tundra Books

Page : 34 pages

File Size : 17,59 MB

Release : 2022-02-22

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0735271623

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The story of an eager cockroach who gate-crashes a birthday party -- with hilarious results. For fans of I Don't Want to Be a Frog. It’s your birthday, and little do you know that an unwelcome guest has joined in on the festivities. A friendly cockroach has snuck undetected into the house, and has proceeded to join in on all of your fun party games. You were so excited to finally spot him napping on top of your birthday cake, having eaten his fill, that you couldn’t help but scream! You think he’s gone when your dad sucks him up in the vacuum cleaner . . . but with a birthday party this good, he’s going to be nearly impossible to keep away! This laugh-out-loud picture book from bestselling author Maggie Hutchings and acclaimed illustrator Felicita Sala is the perfect birthday gift for young readers.



Gross Me Out!

Author : Joe Rhatigan

Publisher : Lark Books

Page : 116 pages

File Size : 38,63 MB

Release : 2005

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781579907525

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New in Paper Kids absolutely love everything nasty and disgusting; it's especially fun when their enthusiasm for the "ick factor" drives parents, teachers, and any adult in sight to distraction. Now youngsters can indulge their lust for the foul with 50 wonderfully repulsive projects (illustrated in color for that extra POW!). The repellent journey starts with the stinky, scaly, slimy side of the human body. Children will meet the critters that live under their skin and fingernails, learn what causes those embarrassing sounds and smells, and make (very convincing) fake blood to throw Mom into a panic. They'll cook up impressively scary gangrene fingers from marzipan; whip up "booger bath," and grow a gross mold garden. To end this salute to the truly nauseating, there is a special "You're Gross and You're Proud!" celebration.



That's Gross!

Author : Crispin Boyer

Publisher : National Geographic Books

Page : 180 pages

File Size : 47,77 MB

Release : 2012

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1426310668

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Fun, fun and more fun oozes from the covers of "That's Gross!", a perfect book for reading by torchlight under the covers or bathroom reader. Just don't tell them how much real science and history they're learning.