Halloween Joke Book for Kids


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A silly Halloween joke book, a perfect gift for Halloween! A fun read & great for kids who love eye rolling kind of jokes. Ideal for Kids aged 4-8 All clean family friendly jokes Lovely unique gift for Halloween! Size: 8.5 x 8.5 Soft Cover © Rather McSilly




Ghost Jokes


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Funny and Hilarious Ghost Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about ghosts and Halloween. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny ghost joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny ghost and Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning? A: Coffee with two screams and one sugar! HAHA! Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? A: That is when ghosts do their spring screaming! LOL! Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best? A: A dead end! HAHA! Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Just before someone screams! This funny joke book is full of funny ghost and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about ghost, goblins, and Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this spooky joke book!




Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids


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Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids will keep everyone laughing this Halloween! This little illustrated book has been carefully created for kids. These silly jokes are all about Halloween traditions, ghosts and other monsters, and witches. Kids love jokes and they'll love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. All pages are colorful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. Q: What road has the most ghosts haunting it? A: A dead end! Look inside to see more jokes! If you want jokes that are clean, without bias, and hilariously funny, you need to buy this book. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create resources for teachers. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author.




100+ Halloween Jokes


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100+ Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ funny Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What does a vampire take for a cold? A: Coffin syrup! HAHA! Q: On which day do monsters eat people? A: Chewsday! LOL! Q: What monster plays the most April Fools jokes on others? A: Prankenstein! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does Dracula have no friends? A: Because he's a pain in the neck! 100+ Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) After a few jokes, you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 100+ Halloween jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!




Ice Cream Every Time I See a Ghost


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A beautifully illustrated halloween joke book. A quick fun easy bed time read that will have your little ones laughing off to sleep! Perfect for kids who love eye rolling kind of jokes. Halloween themed Knock Knock jokes & silly jokes. Ideal for Kids aged 2-7 Lovely unique gift for Halloween! Size: 8.5 x 8.5 Soft Cover Full Colored pages ©Luna James 2019




Best Kids' Halloween Jokes Ever!


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This rib-tickling collection of Halloween jokes will make kids scream with laughter! Featuring over 500 sidesplitting jokes and lots of hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun, this spooky joke book is the perfect Halloween treat for young comedians. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A joke-o'-lantern! With pumpkin puns, mummy jokes and more, this jam-packed, 128-page humor collection will amuse kids for hours. Kids love jokes—reading them, learning them, and sharing them. This joke book has age-appropriate, wholesome humor kids can enjoy and share with the whole family, whether at home or on the go. Plus, these jokes aren’t just fun, they encourage kids to read while helping them develop creative expression and social-emotional skills.




Ultimate Kids Joke Book


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What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!




The Everything Sewing Book


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Despite the availability of retail fashion, more and more people are turning away from the assembly line toward one-of-a-kind clothing, decorations, and accessories. The Everything Sewing Book provides readers with easy instructions for creating beautiful garments, gifts, and decorations for the home. From selecting the right needle and thread to choosing fabrics, reading patterns, and working with a machine, this uncomplicated book introduces readers to the basics of sewing as they complete increasingly challenging projects that will be cherished for years to come. Also included are tips and tricks for making alterations and repairs and dressing up old clothes with embroidery and accents. Projects include: Curtains and tablecloths Colorful appliqued tote bags Pillows and wall hangings Dresses and skirts Shirts and vests Supplemented with foolproof illustrations, The Everything Sewing Book is the perfect gift for anyone interested in learning this rewarding craft.




A Kiss for Halloween


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With Halloween on the horizon, Willow Scott is thrilled to create a haunted house in the children's ward at Redford Hospital. Willow is a beloved nurse, who enjoys playing with the children to make them smile. Her days that much brighter when she meets a handsome volunteer, Omar Sterling. Omar is studying to become a nurse and spends as much time as he can at the hospital, bringing kids pudding and balloons. When Willow asks him to help her with the haunted house, he can't wait to begin. Willow thinks this man could be the one she finally gets serious about. That is until his ex-girlfriend Ali Zhang arrives at the hospital to have Willow back off her man. Willow is not one to scare away, especially from a jealous ex. She agrees to a date with Omar for a Halloween event at an amusement park, only to be faced with Ali once again. Not wanting to deal with the complicated mess, she swears off relationships. Unfortunately, she can't get Omar off her mind. Among girl's nights, parties, and sisterly conversations, will she realize how much she loves Omar? And is he willing to fight for Willow and cast his ex into the past?




Chase's Calendar of Events 2017


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Find out what's going on any day of the year, anywhere across the globe! The world’s datebook, Chase's is the definitive day-by-day resource of what America and the wider world are celebrating and commemorating. Founded in 1957 on a reputation for accuracy and comprehensiveness, this annual publication has become the must-have reference used by experts and professionals for more than fifty years. From celebrity birthdays to historical anniversaries, from astronomical phenomena to national awareness days, from award ceremonies and sporting events to religious festivals and carnivals, Chase's is the one-stop shop for everything that is happening now or is worth remembering from the past. The 2017 Edition of Chase's Calendar of Events brings you information about: The 500th anniversary of Martin Luther's Ninety-Five Theses The 150th anniversary of the Dominion of Canada The 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution The 100th anniversary of splitting the atom The 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love Frank Lloyd Wright's 150th birth anniversary and much more!