Holy Shit You Are 49! - 49th Funny Birthday Gift Journal


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Funny birthday gift for a special moments that will make every person very happy using it. Just $7.99 for a limited time. Hurry and order now before this offer disappears! This Personalized Unique Notebook is a Cool Bday Gift ideas for a special occasion and on Birthday Party Forget the boring thank you card and gift them this unique journal that they can use and always remember you by. Notebook Specification: Amazing design and high-quality paper with Matte Cover 6""x9"" notebook, perfect size for your desk, backpack, school, home or work Black and white interior with white paper 120 Blank lined Ruled page Ruled NoteBook Journal it can be used as a notebook, journal, exercise book, making notes, to-do list, shopping lists, journaling...




Holy Shit, You're 49


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Unusual novelty 49th Birthday gifts/present. More than a birthday card a gift as well. With undated Planner/Diary and blank wide lined paper, can be used for college, the work place Gratitude Diary and/or many other everyday uses. Handy compact size of 6x9ins to fit in purses handbags backpacks. 160 pages. Also in this range are all ages from 20 - 80 years old




Holy Shit I'm 49


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Get creative with this unique journal gift. A paperback notebook perfect for notetaking and writing daily journal about your hopes, dreams, and life aspirations! This journal is 6 x 9 inches in size with 120 blank lined pages with a wood background theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.




Holy Shit Now I'm 49


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This Funny journal Birthday Gift Has: 120 wide-ruled lined pages 6" x 9" size - big enough for your writing and small enough to take with you white-color paper, perfect for ink, gel pens, pencils or colored pencils a cover page where you can enter your name and other information a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel This journal can be used for writing poetry, jotting down your brilliant ideas, recording your accomplishments, and more. Use it as a diary or gratitude journal, a travel journal or to record your food intake or progress toward your fitness goals. The simple lined pages allow you to use it however you wish. Journals to Write In offers a wide variety of journals, so keep one by your bedside as a dream journal, one in your car to record mileage and expenses, one by your computer for login names and passwords, and one in your purse or backpack to jot down random thoughts and inspirations throughout the day. Paper journals never need to be charged and no batteries are required! You only need your thoughts and dreams and something to write with. These journals also make wonderful gifts, so put a smile on someone's face today!




Holy Crap! You're 49


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This funny Crap Excellent pun 49th Birthday Gift Journal / Diary / Notebook is an IDEAL gift idea! It is 6 x 9 inches in size with 110 blank lined pages with a Floral theme for writing down thoughts, notes, ideas, or even sketching.




Holy Shit I'm 49


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This Funny Guest Book Birthday Gift Has: Room for up to 496 guests Front page with space to personalize with a name of the person being celebrated 100 High Quality Pages ( 5 Guests in every page ) 8.5" x 8.5" ( Most Used Size for Guestbooks ) a matte-finish cover for an elegant, professional look and feel 49th Birthday Guestbook Help you recapture some of those memories from your special day with comments from the guests. With ''Holy Shit I'm 49'' lettered beautifully on the front cover, its pages offer a generous amount of space for guests names, well wishes, mailing addresses, and email addresses. It's a day to remember with this attractive guest book featuring beautiful Black with Premuim Emoticon by Royal Journals. For more 49th birthday guest books and gifts consider searching for "Royal Journals 49" ( other numbers also available ).




The Walking Dead #49


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Everything is different now.




Holy Shit


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Writer Dauson Lovi tackles the hard issues regarding Christianity in Holy Shit: A Brief Look at Christianity's Problem. This no-nonsense, no holds barred narration is a collection of thoughts, points and counterpoints to illustrate the problems facing Christianity ideology and how those views are distorted by the very book leaders and believers hold sacred. Lovi delves into the fallacies contained in the scriptures and brings to light the truth about following the Golden Rule and the misconstrued metaphors that are scattered throughout its teachings. Lovi's controversial book takes a realistic view of how the writings of the Bible are filled with mythology blended with historical events containing a tainted religious undertone. Three billion people believe and follow the truth contained in the Bible-do you want to explore another truth? Do you want common sense research that explicitly shows such teachings as intolerance, the creation of evil, and using that same evil to gain adulation? You've come to the right place! Not for the faint of heart, Holy Shit: A Brief Look at Christianity's Problem bravely presents the other side of Christianity in a brand new light.




Holy Crap


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“We should start our own religion.” One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nation’s highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on “positivity and permissiveness” that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame – and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives – as well as their own bank accounts. It’s a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.




If These Walls Could Talk: San Francisco 49ers


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As a longtime reporter on the 49ers beat, Matt Barrows has lived and breathed Niners football through times of greatness, defeat, and reinvention. In If These Walls Could Talk: San Francisco 49ers, Barrows provides insight into the 49ers' inner sanctum as only he can. Featuring players and coaches like Jim Harbaugh, Colin Kaepernick, Kyle Shanahan, and Jimmy Garoppolo, this indispensable volume is your behind-the-scenes pass.