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How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 274 pages

File Size : 23,80 MB

Release : 2020-08-13

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days, book one in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard: #1 Do not destroy your dad’s apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back. #2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly. #3 Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably. #4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things. I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn't have, burned down my high school's theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A seer guarded by the undead is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I'm pretty sure the cops are after me for destroying my dad's penthouse. But it gets better! Now I'm stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It'll be a miracle if I survive until Monday. How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is a whirlwind ride through a magical world. If you love to laugh, crave adventure, and wish you were a wizard, join Megan O'Russell's 550,000+ satisfied readers. Order your copy and join this magical journey now! *** How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher :

Page : 244 pages

File Size : 41,38 MB

Release : 2019

Category : Cell phones

ISBN : 9781393714491

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"Ever wanted to grow a five-story tall flower in Central Park? How about fight a deadly battle under the subway tunnels of Manhattan? Dont worry. I never wanted to either. But if you're ever being chased by ladies made of mist and have to save the girl with the sparkly eyes you've never had the guts to say actual words to, there's an app for that. I found a magic cell phone, opened an app I shouldn't have, burned down my high school's theatre, and it was all downhill from there. A seer guarded by the undead is my only hope for keeping my mom alive, and I'm pretty sure the cops are after me for destroying my dad's penthouse. But it gets better! Now I'm stuck being the sidekick to the guy who got me into this mess in the first place. It'll be a miracle if I survive until Monday."--Page 4 of cover



Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You: A Humorous YA Urban Fantasy Novel

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 251 pages

File Size : 41,29 MB

Release : 2019-06-04

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Enjoy Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You, book two in The Tale of Bryant Adams, a new humorous fantasy series by Young Adult author Megan O'Russell. Being a wizard is hazardous to your health. Things not to do when being tracked by murderers: #1 Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess. #2 Do not accept a bag full of money. #3 If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants. #4 Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady. #5 Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot. #6 Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard. #7 Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world. Are you ready for magic? Do you crave adventure? Ever dreamed of the fate of the world falling into your hands? Order Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone’s Trying to Kill You and join Megan O’Russell’s 550,000+ satisfied readers. Don’t miss out, start your adventure now! *** The Tale of Bryant Adams is a humorous paranormal survival story told in four books following the misadventures of a teen in New York City who opens a seemingly non-magical fire app on a phone and causes epic chaos of modern wizard proportions. What follows is a hilarious romp through (and under) the streets of Manhattan. Get ready to laugh out loud as Bryant faces mythical beasts, legendary witches, and worst of all...the horrors of high school. The complete series of The Tale of Bryant Adams is now available, so get ready for a binge-worthy fantasy adventure! *** Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You is perfect for fans of Kami Garcia, Rick Riordan, Jeff Strand, Terry Pratchett, Ransom Riggs, Missy Sheldrake, Anthea Sharp, J. C. Gilbert, Meg Collette, and TR Cameron.



The Bloodbound Knight: A Contemporary YA Urban Fantasy Heist

Author : Megan O'Russell

Publisher : Ink Worlds Press

Page : 410 pages

File Size : 14,40 MB

Release : 2023-10-21

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Some vows are made to be broken. With a hoard of forbidden knowledge on their side, Jerek’s crew holds the fate of the feu in their hands. But the line between victim and villain is thin, and the enemy they face will push them to the brink of darkness. A heart will be broken. A love will be tested. An ally will betray them all. Vengeance and salvation are now within reach. Will victory be worth the cost? *** The Bloodbound Knight is book three in Fracture Pact, a young adult, magical heist series that weaves magicians, mermaids, vampires and werewolves into a world of broken magic and tenuous alliances. Whether you’re in the mood for love triangles, a friends to lovers twist, or just crave young adult fiction books that feature girls in STEM, The Bloodbound Knight is an urban fantasy YA fans will love. With runaways, orphans, strong female leads, an inclusive lgbtq+ cast, and supernatural elements abound, this is a series you won't want to miss! *** The Bloodbound Knight is perfect for fans of Sophie Davis, Angelina J. Steffort, Jesikah Sundin, R. L. Medina, Tracy Korn, Bekah Harris, Valia Lind, and Martina McAtee.



Stranger Things Have Happened

Author : Jeff Strand

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 263 pages

File Size : 10,17 MB

Release : 2017-04-04

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1492645400

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"This book would be a good stepping stone for those readers who enjoy the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series."—School Library Connection Jeff Strand's signature humor returns in this tale of magic, illusions, and self-discovery. Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the Third. Okay, so Marcus isn't a famous magician. He may not even be a great magician. But his great-grandfather, the once-legendary and long-retired Zachary the Stupendous, insists Marcus has true talent. And when Grandpa Zachary boasts that he and Marcus are working on an illusion that will shock, stun, and astonish, Marcus wishes he could make himself disappear. The problem? Marcus also has stage fright—in spades. It's one thing to perform elaborate card tricks in front of his best friend, Kimberly, but it's an entirely different feat to perform in front of an audience. Then Grandpa Zachary dies in his sleep. To uphold his great-grandfather's honor, the show must go on. It would take a true sorcerer to pull off the trick Marcus has planned. But maybe he's the next best thing...



Infernal

Author : Bianca Scardoni

Publisher :

Page : 366 pages

File Size : 16,94 MB

Release : 2018-07-31

Category : Amulets

ISBN : 9781999387426

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Hell is empty. The Devil is here. There is no road so long and winding as the one that leads you to the finish line. Every bend is meant to test you, every junction meant to bring you closer to that place where love and sacrifice meet. To that place in the valley where the sun doesn



Drain You

Author : M. Beth Bloom

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 302 pages

File Size : 24,70 MB

Release : 2012-07-24

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 0062036874

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Every night I'd lie there in bed and look out at the hills behind our house, listening. I knew there'd be consequences. Actions meant reactions. Sunrises meant sunsets. My fear was too permanent, lasting longer than eyeliner, something I wore every day and didn't wash off. Quinlan Lacey's life is a red carpet of weird fashions, hip bands, random parties, and chilling by the pool with her on-and-off BFF Libby. There's also her boring job (minimum wage), a crushed-out coworker (way too interested), her summer plans (nada), and her parents (totally clueless). Then one night she meets gorgeous James, and Quinn's whole world turns crazy, Technicolor, 3-D, fireworks, whatever. But with good comes bad and unfortunately, Quinn's new romance brings with it some majorly evil baggage. Now, to make things right, she has to do a lot of things wrong (breaking and entering, kidnapping, lying, you name it). There's normal, and then there's paranormal, and neither are Quinlan's cup of Diet Coke. Staying sane, cool, in love, and alive isn't so easy breezy.



Yell Less, Love More

Author : Sheila McCraith

Publisher : Quarto Publishing Group USA

Page : 210 pages

File Size : 43,4 MB

Release : 2014-10-01

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1627881778

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In this guidebook to happier parenting, author Sheila McCraith shares daily thoughts, tips, and motivational personal stories to help you toss out the screams and welcome in the peace. Do you often find yourself losing your cool and yelling at your kids (or grandkids or students)? It happens to us all, but it doesn’t have to. With Yell Less, Love More, you’ll learn practical, simple solutions to keep you focused on loving more and yelling less, no matter what the circumstance. Take the Orange Rhino 30-day challenge to yell less, organized into 30 short, approachable, and easy-to-follow daily sections—which you can use and adjust in any way that works for you. Whether you have one child or twenty (or one you still yell at who is twenty), strengthen your relationships and maybe even laugh a little more—by taking the challenge today. The Rhino: A naturally calm animal that charges when provoked. The Orange Rhino: A person that parents with warmth and determination and who doesn’t charge with words when angry, impatient, or simply in a bad mood. Yell Less, Love More includes: 100 alternatives to yelling Simple, daily steps to follow Honest stories to inspire Parenting revelations A summarizing chapter of key takeaways, including most frequent triggers and multiple solutions for each of them Trigger-tracking sheets Unlike the preachy, unrealistic, dry, and/or tedious parenting books you’ve read before, Yell Less, Love More is like having a heart-to-heart talk with your best friend. With this warm, colorful, and easy-to-use guide, it is possible to stop yelling and start enjoying a calmer, happier life because of it.



This Will Be Funny Someday

Author : Katie Henry

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 308 pages

File Size : 39,79 MB

Release : 2021-01-19

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 0062955721

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel comes to high school in acclaimed author Katie Henry’s coming-of-age YA contemporary about a girl who accidentally falls into the world of stand-up comedy. Perfect for fans of John Green and Becky Albertalli! Sixteen-year-old Izzy is used to keeping her thoughts to herself—in school, where her boyfriend does the talking for her, and at home, where it’s impossible to compete with her older siblings and high-powered parents. When she mistakenly walks into a stand-up comedy club and performs, the experience is surprisingly cathartic. After the show, she meets Mo, an aspiring comic who’s everything Izzy’s not: bold, confident, comfortable in her skin. Mo invites Izzy to join her group of friends and introduces her to the Chicago open mic scene. The only problem? Her new friends are college students—and Izzy tells them she’s one, too. Now Izzy, the dutiful daughter and model student, is sneaking out to perform stand-up with her comedy friends. Her controlling boyfriend is getting suspicious, and her former best friend knows there’s something going on. But Izzy loves comedy and this newfound freedom. As her two parallel lives collide—in the most hilarious of ways—Izzy must choose to either hide what she really wants and who she really is, or finally, truly stand up for herself. * Rise: A Feminist Book Project Book of the Year * A YALSA Best Fiction for Young Adults Book of the Year *



Losing Me Finding You

Author : Natalie Ward

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 44,61 MB

Release : 2014

Category : Love stories

ISBN : 9781500798543

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The 29th of February, the day I was born. When I wake up on this day, I'm in a different city, with a different life and no memory of the lives I had before this one. Today is the tenth time this has happened to me. The tenth time I've had to figure out where the hell I am. The tenth time I've had to try and work out who the hell I am. This is the tenth alteration of the person I am. Each of us has had different lives, different backgrounds and different families. But there's always been one constant. Him. He's the reason I keep doing this. He's the reason I spend four years searching. If I'm lucky, I'll get the trigger and find him quickly and we can spend those four years together before I disappear again. If I'm not, we might get a year, a month or even just a day. Once we got nothing, but that was a choice. And every time it happens, he patiently waits for me. He says that every time I come back to him, it's like falling in love with me all over again. I say that every time I come back, I fall even more in love with him than before. It scares me that one day I won't be able to find him at all, because when that day comes, I'm not sure I'll want to keep going. He is my strength, my protector, my one and only constant. I love him. He loves me. But every four years, I lose myself. And every four years, I have to find him. This is our story.