How to Train Your Hooman


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Do you feel like your hoomans aren't giving you the five-star service you deserve? This guide is for all the doggos out there training hoomans to become better servants. Improve your standard of living today! Pawket sized for doggos on the go and in the field. Chalk full of practical tips and proven strategies for getting your hooman to do what you want when you want it! This handy guide covers things like getting off on the right paw with your new hooman, a hooman user's guide, appropriate training strategies, retaliation techniques, and more! You deserve only the best service! So, make it happen today!




The Finn Chronicles: Year One


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Training rescued hoomans is a stressful and tiring job, but someone has to do it. Get ready for lots of laughs and awww-moments, because The Finn Chronicles is a unique story told by an extraordinary dog. He's irreverent, funny, and full of sass. Based on his real life, join Finn as he issues weekly reports back to the K9 Rescue Headquarters on the strange behaviors and rituals of his rescue-hoomans. With sarcastic wit, he observes the curious world around him, heroically saves his unwitting hoomans from dangers (see also: evil electric toothbrush), and shares his musings about the often-lackluster level of service he feels he receives.




Hooman


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At first, the people of Ariana were little more than nomads with a few tricks for continuing their survival. Eventually, however, they developed agriculture and began to settle down, advancing as a society. As they progressed from small farming communities into a thriving civilization, they evolved in other ways as well. They developed a military composed of professional soldiers and a written language to act as a medium for complex messages. In this predecessor of ancient Persia, three generations of rulers fostered this change, beginning with a man called Hooman. Despite being a son of an influential family, Hooman started at the bottom and rose to greatness, advancing to the rank of general at a surprising rate. Even so, he is surprised to find himself crowned successor to the throne of Ariana. A man of genuine character and remarkable kindness, he seemed the best choice. But can he handle this much responsibility? A young man, Hooman is only learning the ways of the world. He must navigate love, hate, tradition and deceit all within the boundaries of his culture. He must embrace tragedy and hold happiness at bay in order to become the man who can lead and protect a fledgling nation.




How to Train Your Hooman


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Welcoming a new hooman (human) into a dog's life can be a tricky affair. Hoomans need to be taught the fundamentals of doggie behaviour in order to integrate successfully into our world. This book is a useful go-to guide put together by a rescued ex-breeding dog to help inexperienced canines cope with the stress of adopting a new person. From picking the right home to basic leash training, communication and safety to exercises to keep your hooman healthy and engaged, this handy handbook is for every doggie who is a new hooman-owner.




Easy Peasy Awesome Pawsome: Dog Training for Kids (Puppy Training, Obedience Training, and Much More)


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Fun-Filled Puppy Training for Kids from the UK's Top Dog Trainer (Ages 8-12) "This wonderful book is essential reading for all children with furry best friends, written in a way that is very easy to follow and great fun!" ꟷKate Silverton, British journalist Immerse yourself in the pawsome world of dog training with Steve Mann, UK's celebrated dog trainer and author. This treasure trove of dog knowledge will turn you into an AWESOME PAWSOME dog trainer, one fun-filled exercise at a time Master dog training with Steve Mann. A great gift for your 8-12 year old, this book encapsulates Steve's 30 years of expertise in dog obedience training and animal behavior, sharing his secrets to success with the next generation of trainers. Whether it's crate training a puppy, dealing with separation anxiety, or understanding breed-specific behaviors, you'll find invaluable tips for every stage of your dog's life. Discover the joy of training your furry friends. Delve into interactive exercises designed to forge a strong bond between you and your pet. From easy peasy basics such as "sit" and "down" to advanced techniques, this guide makes dog training an enjoyable journey for both trainer and pup. Inside, you'll find: Expert strategies for effective puppy training, including potty training and crate training, ensuring a smooth transition for your new furry friend Fun-filled exercises for obedience training, transforming training sessions into exciting playtime Insights into different dog breeds and their specific behaviors, helping you understand and connect better with your pet Practical tips for addressing common issues like separation anxiety, empowering you to create a happy, stress-free environment for your dog If you liked kids' dog training books such as Dog Training for Kids, Zak George's Dog Training Revolution, Puppy Training in 7 Easy Steps, or Training the Best Dog Ever, you'll love Steve Mann's Easy Peasy Awesome Pawsome.




The Hooman Saga: Book One


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Before the cities left, and plunged our world into a global dark age, there were stories that told that history. Collected here are the works of three authors who have been telling scraps and pieces of what happened. All through the eyes of the people (and animals) who lived it. Some are fantastic, others could be tall tales, perhaps some are downright lies. But that is all why they had to be published as fiction. Because few people would believe it, even as a TV documentary. All highly speculative. And that's why it's called Science Fiction. But its a very human telling. You may even find yourself in here... Get Your Copy Now.




How to Teach Your Dog to Drive


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Is your eyesight failing, are you not very good at driving yourself, or are you simply blind drunk? These are just a few of the reasons why it would make perfect sense to teach your dog to be your new chauffeur. Here, for the first time, is a complete guide: how to get your dog acquainted with the controls, which breeds are the safest drivers, frequently asked questions; and how to get your dog successfully through their tests. Never again need you wait for a taxi, or make that long highway drive unassisted. If you are a dog owner and a car owner, then How to Teach Your Dog to Drive will be the most useful book you buy this year, or even this decade . . .




The Hooman Saga: Book 2 - Part One


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The meteor talked to Tig as he watched it land. Meteors came now and then. But never one that screamed like it was afraid of landing. All he wanted to do was to make sure his pack was safe against the fire from the sky. But the meteor had called him, somehow. He was there when the meteor turned out to be an escape pod. And opened... His surprise was that the meteor had brought a human female back. She said her name was Sue. And she could talk to wolves like him. That had never happened before. Even when the Hoomans were here. Sue was unlike anything he had ever encountered. He knew she was the solution to their problems - and more. Sue had her own issues, her own reason for returning to Earth. Those would have to wait. First Tig had to get her to safety. Even though she was not as fast or skilled at what she needed in order to survive on her own. There were miles of rough terrain ahead, days of travel, and the ferals had set a trap for them.... Get Your Copy Now.




The quite very actual adventures of Worzel Wooface


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Worzel is an enormous Lurcher with 'issues.' When a disastrous turn of events means he has to be rehomed, his life changes dramatically. Now, as well as dealing with his own issues, he's got to deal with a distinctly imperfect family. And cats. Shed loads of cats; some of whom aren't that pleased to welcome him into their home ...




The Abyssinian Contortionist


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Sosina Wogayehu learnt to do flips and splits at the age of six, sitting on the floor of her parents' lounge room in Addis Ababa, watching a German variety show on the only television channel in the land. She sold cigarettes on the streets at the age of eight, and played table soccer with her friends who made money from washing cars, barefoot in the dust. She dreamed of being a circus performer. Twenty-five years later, Sosina has conjured herself a new life in a far-off country: Australia. She has rescued one brother and lost another. She has travelled the world as a professional contortionist. She can bounce-juggle eight balls on a block of marble. Sosina is able to juggle worlds and stories, too, and by luck - which is something Sosina is not short of - she has a friend, David Carlin, who is a writer. Following his acclaimed memoir Our Father Who Wasn't There, David brings us his 'not-me' book, travelling to Addis Ababa where he discovers ways of living so different to his own and confronts his Western fantasies and fears. Through Sosina's story he shows us that, with risk and enough momentum, life - whom we befriend, where we end up, how we come to see ourselves - is never predictable.