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I Could Pee on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 111 pages

File Size : 35,58 MB

Release : 2012-08-03

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1452121869

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Book Description

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.



I Could Pee on This, Too

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 40,39 MB

Release : 2016-08-16

Category : Pets

ISBN : 1452137153

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There's a new cat in town! This feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. I Could Pee on This, Too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat," "Sleeping My Life Away," and "You Also Live Here." Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.



I Could Chew on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 113 pages

File Size : 33,62 MB

Release : 2013-07-30

Category : Poetry

ISBN : 1452131805

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Book Description

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.



I Knead My Mommy

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 49,55 MB

Release : 2014-08-05

Category : Pets

ISBN : 1452137129

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Book Description

Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.



I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 114 pages

File Size : 43,46 MB

Release : 2012-08-15

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1452110581

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Book Description

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.



Cats Are the Worst

Author : Bexy McFly

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 82 pages

File Size : 20,65 MB

Release : 2019-07-23

Category : Humor

ISBN : 145217900X

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Book Description

From shredded furniture to messy litter boxes to fur on everything, there are times when every cat owner wants to shout, "Cats are the worst!" This playful book shows what it looks like if cats could shout back, "No, humans are the worst!" For every grievance humans have about their feline friends (knocked over glasses!), cats have one about their humans (unprovoked vacuuming!)—and each is explored in a lively exchange that is as funny as it is familiar. Filled with watercolor illustrations that perfectly capture every moment of cat-titude, Cats Are the Worst is a relatable laugh for anyone who might agree that cats are the worst—but also, maybe, a little bit the best.



Old Possum's Book Of Practical Cats

Author : T. S. Eliot

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 67 pages

File Size : 47,6 MB

Release : 2019-10-08

Category : Poetry

ISBN : 0358380154

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Book Description

The inspiration for the iconic musical Cats, T. S. Eliot's classic and delightful collection of poetry about cats. These lovable cat poems were written by T. S. Eliot for his godchildren and continue to delight children and adults alike. This collection is a curious and artful homage to felines young and old, merry and fierce, small and unmistakably round. This is the ultimate gift for cat and poetry lovers.



Bad Cat

Author : Jim Edgar

Publisher : Workman Publishing

Page : 256 pages

File Size : 38,12 MB

Release : 2004-01-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9780761136194

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Book Description

Presents photographs of mischievous kittens and cats, along with quotations describing the intentions and attitudes of the feline subjects.



You Need More Sleep

Author : Francesco Marciuliano

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 116 pages

File Size : 10,46 MB

Release : 2015-09-01

Category : Pets

ISBN : 1452146535

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Book Description

Life wisdom from the New York Times-bestselling author of I Could Pee on This: “Learn how adopting a cat-like state of mind will ensure you prosper.” —Catster Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they’ve realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they’ve condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as “Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One” and “Never Let Anyone Dress You.” Whether it’s coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can’t get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.



I'm Not Sorry

Author : Rosa Silva

Publisher :

Page : 44 pages

File Size : 30,55 MB

Release : 2018-02-27

Category :

ISBN : 9781985123120

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Book Description

These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.