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I Hate Everything

Author : Matthew DiBenedetti

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 400 pages

File Size : 25,17 MB

Release : 2010-09-18

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440509581

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I hate that I'm going bald. I hate that I still make fun of bald people. I hate karma. Amateur haters, step aside. Time to learn what it really means to be miserable. Because this guy hates everything. From hating the little irks that happen now and then (like the water that squirts out of the mustard bottle) to hating the unfortunate realities of today's world (like that superheroes don't exist...but villains do), Matthew DiBenedetti tells readers how he really feels. With such a variety of miserable musings, you'll find something to laugh at—and someone to loathe with—in this book.



I Hate Everything!

Author : Sue Graves

Publisher : Franklin Watts

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 11,44 MB

Release : 2015-03-12

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781445138992

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Sam is having a bad day and nothing is going right. Dad is too busy to play with him, he doesn't like his lunch and he doesn't enjoy Archie's party. Can Aunt Jen help him to stop feeling so angry This series introduces young children to different aspects of our emotions and behaviour. A fictional story is backed up by suggestions for activities and ideas to talk about, while a wordless storyboard encourages children to tell another story.



I Hate Everyone, Except You

Author : Clinton Kelly

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 240 pages

File Size : 24,74 MB

Release : 2017-01-10

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1476776954

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From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and “arbiter of style and good taste in all areas” (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult. Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that he’s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey’s premier water parks, and perhaps the world’s least enthused high-school commencement speaker. Whether he’s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life’s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether it’s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it’s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topics—and many more—in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.



I Hate Everyone

Author : Naomi Danis

Publisher : POW! Kids Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 41,55 MB

Release : 2018-05-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781576878743

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In spare, poignant, direct prose, I Hate Everyone paints a nuanced and honest portrait of the complex emotional lives of children. "I hate everyone." In your worst mood, it's a phrase you might want to shout out loud, even if, deep down, you don't really mean it. Set at a birthday party, this disgruntled, first-person story portrays the confusing feelings that sometimes make it impossible to be nice, even-or especially-when everyone else is in a partying mode. A gorgeous, poetic contemplation, sure to elicit a reaction from readers. A worthy successor toAlexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.



I Hate Everyone But You

Author : Gaby Dunn

Publisher : Macmillan + ORM

Page : 216 pages

File Size : 16,35 MB

Release : 2017-09-05

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 1250129346

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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! A POPSUGAR "Best Young Adult Book of 2017" Pick An Autumn 2017 Indie Next Pick! Named by Bustle as one of the "16 Books The Internet Is Going To Be Obsessed With This Year" A Barnes & Noble Pick for “Most Anticipated LGBTQIAP YA Books of the Second Half of 2017” "Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin have captured everything about the pain and excitement of that first terrifying, fabulous, confusing year on your own in college... In this epistolary novel, you live day by day with Ava and Gen, deep inside that friendship, so deep, it feels like it’s your own." —Francine Pascal, bestselling author of the Sweet Valley High series Perfect for fans of “Robin Talley’s What We Left Behind or Rainbow Rowell’s Fangirl” (School Library Journal, Starred Review), Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin’s I Hate Everyone But You is a hilarious and heartfelt debut novel about new beginnings, love and heartbreak, and ultimately the power of friendship. Dear Best Friend, I can already tell that I will hate everyone but you. Sincerely, Ava Helmer (that brunette who won’t leave you alone) We're still in the same room, you weirdo. Stop crying. G So begins a series of texts and emails sent between two best friends, Ava and Gen, as they head off to their first semesters of college on opposite sides of the country. From first loves to weird roommates, heartbreak, self-discovery, coming out and mental health, the two of them document every wild and awkward moment to each other. But as each changes and grows into her new life, will their friendship be able to survive the distance?



I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me

Author : Joan Rivers

Publisher : Penguin Group

Page : 273 pages

File Size : 13,79 MB

Release : 2013-04-02

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0425255891

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“An entertaining rant…The only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon…A raucous, biting look at life.”—Kirkus Reviews “Nobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh at…Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended—or for anyone who gets offended at all. ”—People Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by her own golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you—and for God’s sakes, do it funny! Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the human decrepitude around her, she figured Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate? With all of her diverse experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes. Here—uncensored and uninhibited—Joan says exactly what’s on her mind…And HER mind is a terrible thing to waste. She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking. Joan lets everyone—including herself—have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.



Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die

Author : Daniel Sloss

Publisher : Knopf

Page : 273 pages

File Size : 47,65 MB

Release : 2021-10-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0525658149

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One of this generation's hottest and boldest young comedians presents a transgressive and hilarious analysis of all of our dysfunctional relationships, and attempts to point us in the vague direction of sanity. Daniel Sloss's stand-up comedy engages, enrages, offends, unsettles, educates, comforts, and gets audiences roaring with laughter—all at the same time. In his groundbreaking specials, seen on Netflix and HBO, he has brilliantly tackled everything from male toxicity and friendship to love, romance, and marriage—and claims (with the data to back it up) that his on-stage laser-like dissection of relationships has single-handedly caused more than 300 divorces and 120,000 breakups. Now, in his first book, he picks up where his specials left off, and goes after every conceivable kind of relationship—with one's country (Sloss's is Scotland); with America; with lovers, ex-lovers, ex-lovers who you hate, ex-lovers who hate you; with parents; with best friends (male and female), not-best friends; with children; with siblings; and even with the global pandemic and our own mortality. In Everyone You Hate Is Going to Die, every human connection gets the brutally funny (and unfailingly incisive) Sloss treatment as he illuminates the ways in which all of our relationships are fragile and ridiculous and awful—but also valuable and meaningful and important.



I Want to Win!

Author : Sue Graves

Publisher : Free Spirit Publishing

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 29,74 MB

Release : 2017-04-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1631981315

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Bella always needs to win—no matter what. At summer Fun Club, she gets mad whenever someone beats her in a game. When she struggles during a tent-making competition, Bella would rather give up than keep trying. Can she learn to do her best and feel good about it, even if she’s not the winner? With the help of the club leader, Bella discovers that she can make a tent, even if it’s not the best tent—and that being a good sport feels much better than being a sore loser.



We Hate Everything But Boys

Author : Linda Lewis

Publisher : Simon Pulse

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 45,31 MB

Release : 2008-03-31

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 9781416975373

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Unable to think about anything but boys, Linda gets all of her friends together to form a club with one sole goal: find out if your crush really loves you! With her eyes set on Jeff, Linda can focus on nothing but boys! As she goes back and forth in her certainty that Jeff likes her back while fighting stuck-up Sue-Ann for his attention, Linda quickly realizes that she is not the only one with boy trouble. Joining forces with her friends, she decides to create a club that is all about boys. With the only rule of the club being that members swear to do anything to find out who their true love really likes, Linda has no idea how much trouble her new idea will cause…



I Hate Everything: A Day in the Life of a Teacher

Author : Robert Lantana

Publisher : Dog Ear Publishing

Page : 102 pages

File Size : 50,79 MB

Release : 2019-10-18

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 9781457571190

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A very real danger is in our country, and it grows by the day. It goes by several names: Apathy. Entitlement. Laziness. Through the raw and candid viewpoint of a 12-year teaching veteran, I Hate Everything - A Day in the Life of a Teacher explores the unending onslaught of nonsense that has entered today's classroom environment. Using real-world experiences, vivid imagery, and expressive language that you won't find in any PTA or faculty meeting, I Hate Everything dares the reader to come to grips with the reality of education in America, and encompasses the fears and concerns for the future that are forefront in the minds of many educators and parents today. About the Author Robert Lantana was born and raised in Orange County, California. The son of two teachers, he grew up in an education-driven environment. He has 12 years of teaching experience in a variety of school types including private, charter, and Title 1.