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I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today

Author : Brian Asman

Publisher : New Bizarro Author Series

Page : 88 pages

File Size : 39,87 MB

Release : 2019-03

Category :

ISBN : 9781621052906

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"Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time." -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS. After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith. Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all. I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.



Sedona Spirit Cozy Mysteries: Books 1-3

Author : Carly Winter

Publisher : Westward Publishing / Carly Fall, LLC

Page : 516 pages

File Size : 49,86 MB

Release : 2022-05-12

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Bernadette Maxwell and her ghostly grandmother, Ruby, are on the case as they take on murder, mayhem and mischief in this boxset containing a wild ride of humor, trouble and hijinks. The Guest is a Goner: When a body is found upstairs in Bernie’s Bed and Breakfast, the sheriff is convinced she’s responsible for the murder. Bernie and Ruby must work together to find the real killer before Bernie’s thrown in prison for a crime she didn’t commit. The Tourist is Toast: When Bernie and her ghostly grandmother, Ruby, witness the killing of a tourist from a far, they find themselves ensnared in a vengeful group of suspects, each having an excellent motive for pushing the man to his death. A complicated case leads to Bernie and Ruby breaking some laws of their own in order to find the killer. The Fiancé is Finished When a man is found dead in a hotel room, Bernie's friend, Darla, becomes one of the main suspects. With her fragile mental health on the line, she begs Bernie to find the real killer to save her from spiraling into a dark episode. To find the true killer, Bernie is forced to make a decision that could ruin her relationship with Adam... if she's caught. Paranormal cozy mystery, cozy mystery box set, small town cozy mystery, cozy mystery animals, cozy mystery ghosts, funny cozy mystery, cozy mystery romance, cozy mystery cat



Hers for the Weekend

Author : Helena Greer

Publisher : Forever

Page : 290 pages

File Size : 39,67 MB

Release : 2024-08-27

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1538768690

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Readers of Mia Sosa and Alexandria Bellefleur will love this swoony, sexy opposites-attract romcom from USA Today bestselling author Helena Greer, where the relationship may be fake, but the feelings are very real! No-nonsense Tara Sloane Chadwick is practically perfect. An impeccably mannered Southern belle, she’s the youngest to make partner at her law firm and still friends with all her exes. However, when the woman behind her most humiliating breakup invites Tara to her wedding, Tara panics at the thought of showing up alone and impulsively declares she’s bringing her very serious girlfriend. One issue: Tara is seriously single. Waitress and wild child Holly Siobhan Delaney may be lusting over Tara—but Tara only dates women she can marry, and Holly’s sworn off relationships. So when Tara needs a fake girlfriend, Holly’s eager to propose a no-strings, temporary fling. Only sharing secrets and steamy kisses show Holly the caring woman beneath Tara’s picture-perfect exterior, tempting Holly to break her own rules. Can these two opposites trust their feelings enough to try for forever—or will their relationship go down in flames?



It's Not Over Until You Win

Author : Les Brown

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 260 pages

File Size : 35,5 MB

Release : 1998-01-08

Category : Self-Help

ISBN : 0684835282

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A step-by-step plan offers examples and exercises on how to determine and live by a set of values, experiment with failure as a formula for success, and take life beyond set limits.



Culture War

Author : Telly Davidson

Publisher : McFarland

Page : 353 pages

File Size : 45,50 MB

Release : 2016-07-12

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 1476625700

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What didn't you like about the 1990s--the peace or the prosperity? Setting aside nostalgia for the end of the 20th century, this book takes a candid look at the decade after the Cold War and before 9/11, when America's culture war began with the election of a media-savvy, Baby Boomer president (and his liberal feminist wife). Bill Clinton's postmodern administration betokened gay equality, an education-based labor force and a race and gender-diverse workplace and government, panicking conservatives and sparking the 1994 Republican Revolution. Meanwhile, with the advent of the 24-hour cable news cycle and the Internet, a media "punditocracy" arose. Parsing every event from the O.J. Simpson trial to the Monica Lewinsky scandal, commentators and talk show hosts spun news, politics and pop culture until they became one thing. Beginning with the "Red and Blue" partitioning of America that would nurture the Tea Party, and ending with the 9/11 attacks, this examination of the 1990s demonstrates how the decade shaped the world we live in today.



1990s Movie Quotes - The Quick Quiz

Author : Jack Goldstein

Publisher : Andrews UK Limited

Page : 27 pages

File Size : 40,31 MB

Release : 2017-05-17

Category : Games & Activities

ISBN : 1782347070

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Are you a fan of 90s movies? Do you think you could recognise a film just from a single quote? If so, you'll love this fantastic quiz featuring 120 of the greatest movies from the decade that gave us masterpieces such as Fargo, Schindler's List and The Silence of the Lambs. With classic lines from all of these and many more, the questions - sorted into easy, medium and hard categories - are sure to keep the whole family entertained.



The Last Lecture

Author : Randy Pausch

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 33,24 MB

Release : 2010

Category : Cancer

ISBN : 9780340978504

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The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.



Ultra 85

Author : Logic

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 304 pages

File Size : 41,37 MB

Release : 2024-09-17

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1982158271

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From #1 New York Times bestselling author Logic comes the highly anticipated second novel set in the far future as two friends uncover if the utopian planet Paradise lives up to its name. In the year 2115, when the Earth is no longer inhabitable, the remainder of humanity lives in Babel, a giant space station. Two pilots, Quentin and Kai, must find the planet Paradise, where only the most promising citizens are allowed to live. On their journey, Quentin and Kai encounter Quentin’s estranged father, who left Babel for Paradise when Quentin was a child, and they discover just how different Paradise is from what they imagined—and how they must change it for the better. The bestselling author of Supermarket and platinum-selling hip-hop artist, Logic, returns to fiction with this gripping and propulsive sci-fi novel.



Leesa's Story

Author : Vicki Andree

Publisher : eBookIt.com

Page : 323 pages

File Size : 41,34 MB

Release : 2013-05-22

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1456611720

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Christian Fiction. Leesa finds herself dethroned as head of L. L. Lane Unlimited. Her anger and bitterness towards Bill and Lyza lead her into temptation. Will Leesa humble herself enough to change before she hits rock bottom? Chuck O'Malley shows up, adding to her misery, and Leesa decides that Christians ruined her life. Thanks to her new friend, Lennie, her life turns around. Is love shining through? Will Cook's prayers for Leesa be answered, or is the Lord teaching her about patience and grace?



The Collected Fiction of Ernie Lindsey

Author : Ernie Lindsey

Publisher : Ernie Lindsey

Page : 3819 pages

File Size : 43,96 MB

Release : 2018-02-27

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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This collected edition contains 16 novels and 9 novellas and short stories from USA Today bestselling author Ernie Lindsey. At the bargain price of $9.99, that’s over 80% OFFthe cost of buying twenty-seven titles individually. The titles included are listed below, including the Graveyard: Classified paranormal suspense series written under Lindsey’s pen name, Desmond Doane. Sara’s Game, Sara’s Past, Sara’s Fear and the companion novella, One More Game Beasts of the Earth Warchild Pawn, Judas, and Spirit Hard Place The Two Crosses Going Shogun How White People Die The Mysterious Case of the Golden Egg The Starboard Knife Super Skynoise: A Time Travel Thriller Harmless: An Unconventional Love Story Mockingbird Don’t Sing The Devil’s Horn The White Mountain Forgetting Davis The Man With Two Legs Sledge Noose The Desmond Doane Novels The Graveyard: Classified Paranormal Suspense Series The Dark Man The White Night The Belly of the Beast