I'm Wearing My Wife's Panties


Book Description

If you want to know all my secrets, get me drunk at a party. I become real loose-lipped when I’ve had a few. Suddenly all the stuff I’m so ashamed of sober seems really funny. And I want everyone to know. The other week we went to a dinner party at Damiana’s house. I blurted out a few things that brought a blush to my wife’s cheeks, and I’m glad I did. Turns out she and Damiana have a few things in common: they both like to dominate their men in the bedroom. Me? I’ll do as I’m told, whether that means wearing my wife’s panties or laying across her boss’s lap for a spanking.




Creepy Pair of Underwear!


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From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!




Mormon Enigma


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Winner of the Evans Biography Award, the Mormon History Association Best Book Award, and the John Whitmer Association (RLDS) Best Book Award. A preface to this first paperback edition of the biography of Emma Hale Smith, Joseph Smith's wife, reviews the history of the book and its reception. Various editorial changes effected in this edition are also discussed."--back cover.




Everyday Aspergers


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@page { margin: 2cm } p { margin-bottom: 0.21cm } a:link { color: #0000ff } Through 150 entries, Samantha Craft presents a life of humorous faux pas, profound insights, and the everyday adventures of an autistic female. In her vivid world, nothing is simple and everything appears pertinent. Even an average trip to the grocery store is a feat and cause for reflection. From being a dyslexic cheerleader with dyspraxia going the wrong direction, to bathroom stalking, to figuring out if she can wear that panty-free dress, Craft explores the profoundness of daily living through hilarious anecdotes and heart-warming childhood memories. Ten years in the making, Craft’s revealing memoir brings Asperger’s Syndrome into a spectrum of brilliant light—exposing the day-to-day interactions and complex inner workings of an autistic female from childhood to midlife.




Whose Panties Are These?


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The best travel stories often hatch when things go completely wrong, and this second title in a series of women's travel humor capitalizes on that phenomenon with more sidesplitting stories of female misadventure around the world.




The Unspoken Secret


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This is a straight to the point and the most effective relationship book for anyone who wants to find their Ideal partner and have a relationship that lasts. " The Unspoken Secret " can be applied by anyone whether you are young , old, woman , man , single , dating , married or divorced.This Unspoken Secret by John Gram is a new addition to the relationship book tradition of authors like Gary Chapman, Michael S. Sorensen and John Gottman.




Big Girl Panties


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Big Girl Panties! features a light, positive approach to motivate toddlers to become toilet trained. What could be more rewarding for a little girl than wearing big girl panties, just like mommy? Adult caregivers and toddlers alike will love the snappy, rhyming text and colorful, hip illustrations. Valeria Petrone's stylized artwork ensures that this commercial yet heartwarming book will have a special place on little girls' favorite bookshelves. Soon they'll all be saying, "Bye, bye diapers!"




The Secrets of Sewing Lingerie


Book Description

With just a sewing machine and some inexpensive materials, you can learn how to make your own unique and beautiful bras, knickers and camisoles. Work your way up from super-easy, Tie-side knickers and Wedding Garters that can be customised in endless ways, to sewing with silk, tulle and other delicate fabrics. With more than 25 projects that can be personalised to suit your shape, size and style, from a Skirted Lace Thong and Chiffon Camisole to a Silk Soft-cup Bra and Roll-on Suspender, explore the vast scope for personal, creative expression in traditionally private items of clothing, whether making them for yourself or as a gift.




Where Is My Underwear?


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A colorful, children's picture book for ages 3-8 about a kid who loses his last pair of underwear and the frustrating search for them. His brother joins in the search, at times offering more confusion than help. Where is my Underwear teaches kids how to talk out a problem and retrace your steps. It is a book with a play on words and homonyms, that may twist your tongue at times making it fun to read. Will he and his brother ever find his underwear, or will it be lost forever? If you like the children's book, Underwear! By Mary Elise Monsell or The Underwear Book by Todd Parr, then you'll like Where is My Underwear.




Ask Dr. Angela


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If you're a mom to be, CONGRATULATIONS! This is an exciting time and I know you must have a TON of questions. I'm going to try to answer as many as possible in my book Ask Dr. Angela: What to expect During Pregnancy and Beyond. How much weight will I gain? How bad will the nausea be? Can I still get my nails done? When is my due date? Can I dye my hair during pregnancy? I've heard these and thousands of other questions from new moms-to-be in my years as an Ob-Gyn, and I've seen the books my patients rely on for insight and answers throughout this journey called pregnancy. I have personally found them to be intimidating, long, cumbersome, and, most importantly, boring!So, I wrote my own! For YOU - you amazingly strong women.This book is my way of letting you know that we're in this thing together, not only because I am a doctor, but because I am a mother, too, and I know what you're going through.I've been there. I get it. Whether it be funny stories, anecdotes, and experiences from my own pregnancy, or hardcore medical information, you will get it all in this book.¬¬As a mother, wife, and OB/GYN, I see, hear, and experience some enlightening, hilarious, and outrageous things. I'm sure you know the feeling, girl. Welcome to my world! And thank you for letting me into yours. Look Better. Feel Better. Be Better.Dr. Angela