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Scare Me

Author : K. R. Alexander

Publisher : Scholastic Inc.

Page : 152 pages

File Size : 45,12 MB

Release : 2020-07-07

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 133833882X

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A haunted house has come to life in this spine-tingling novel from the author of The Collector. They've lost control of the haunted house.Every year, the town of Happy Hills holds its haunted house contest. In a spooky old manor, teams of kids come up with new ways to frighten people. The scariest team wins.But this year, all the teams are going to lose. Because this year the house itself has awakened . . . and it won't be happy until it's devoured all the people inside. What started out as a game has turned into something much more deadly.Is there any way out?



Zombies Scare Me 102

Author : I. D. Oro

Publisher : I. D. Oro

Page : 280 pages

File Size : 28,43 MB

Release : 2020-03-19

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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A contaminated flu vaccine brings the zombies to life in the United States of America. José “Axe” is afraid of the zombies. Now the zombies are everywhere. A group of José’s enemies from the prison in Leavenworth, Kansas are now after him. Left for dead, now José takes on the persona of a friend to survive. His enemies think that they killed José in the funeral home, but he has other plans. José puts on a wrestling mask while he gets the courage to kill the zombies with an ax. A twist of fate leads to more trouble. Now his enemies think that they are taking John “Ax Murderer” the famous killer from Black Friday at Wal-Mart to the King’s R. V. Camp Park and their hideout. José does not know much about being in a war zone so he must now invent a new personality to fool his enemies. His new persona consists of doing the most outlandish things, singing out of tune, and saying the craziest things to try to fool his enemies. His made up persona rides a motorcycle and uses a gas powered chainsaw to eliminate the zombie threat. Inside of the camp he meets a cast of interesting characters. Stealing from homes and breaking into stores is part of his duties. A flip of the coin is all that he needs to decide whether he must help out those that are in trouble or let them fight for survival. While he hunts for supplies for the camp, he meets Mario Jr. who also has a secret. Mario Jr. is also pretending to be someone that he is not. José finally decides that it is time to go down to Mexico after helping out Mario Jr. into the safety of the government run shelter. Before José can leave the country, more problems arrive while he meets a child character Pepe “Judas Thaddaeus” whose story does not add up.



You Can't Scare Me! (Classic Goosebumps #17)

Author : R. L. Stine

Publisher : Scholastic Inc.

Page : 162 pages

File Size : 18,24 MB

Release : 2011-08-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0545300703

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Goosebumps now on Disney+! Courtney is a total show-off. She thinks she's so brave; and she's always making Eddie and his friends look like wimps. But now Eddie's decided he's had enough. He's going to scare Courtney once and for all. And he's come up with the perfect plan to do it.Eddie's going to lure Courtney down to Muddy Creek. Because he knows that she actually believes those silly rumors about the monsters. That there are Mud Monsters living deep inside the creek. It's just too bad that Eddie doesn't believe the rumors, too. Because they just might be true....



You Don't Scare Me

Author : John Farris

Publisher : Crossroad Press

Page : 266 pages

File Size : 37,11 MB

Release : 2015-03-26

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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Jubilation County, Georgia, Ten Years Ago: Chase Emrick was fourteen when her mother married Crow Tillman. Maybe it was his creepy name, or his sinister good looks; maybe it was the glass eye with the bolt of lightning for a pupil that he kept covered with a black eye patch, or maybe it was the rattlesnake tattoo that curled around his left wrist onto his hand, but for some reason, Chase never trusted Crow. Then one terrifying night of horror proved what Chase had felt all along . . . Crow Tillman was pure evil. New Haven, Connecticut, Present Day: Crow Tillman is ten years dead, but he hasn’t stopped haunting Chase Emrick. Everyone she’s ever been close to suffers horrible fates, leaving Chase all alone in this world. Haunted by Crow, she has spent the last ten years of her life proving mathematically that a dimension lies unseen in our reality—one where the dead can inflict their will on the living: a netherworld of horror where Crow Tillman is in complete control. Adam Cameron is a campus cop, and he’s utterly smitten by Chase’s frailty, beauty, and genius. But getting close to Chase drags Adam into a world he didn’t bargain for and head to head with the essence of evil and the reality of death. There is only one way to get Crow Tillman to leave Chase alone: To battle him, you must first die.



Scare Me to Death

Author : CJ Carver

Publisher : Open Road Media

Page : 361 pages

File Size : 26,17 MB

Release : 2021-04-09

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 150406979X

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Digging up the past can be deadly in this “ingeniously plotted, twisty and enthralling” thriller from the CWA Debut Dagger–winning author of Cold Echo (Mystery People). A homemade bomb exploded mid-air, killing 214 people on board. Thirteen people survived . . . Sixteen years later one of the survivors is found brutally murdered. It looks like a crime of passion, but DC Lucy Davies knows something is wrong. They were trying to find the bombers. Lucy’s search for the killer brings her into conflict with her long-lost father—who has his own secrets. Dangerous secrets that Lucy must expose so she can confront a vicious murderer with only one thing on their mind: Keep on killing to stop the truth from being revealed. The perfect read for fans of authors like Sibel Hodge, Caroline Mitchell, and Tim Weaver. Praise for the novels of CJ Carver: “Tell Me a Lie is a fast and ingenious thriller. I’m full of admiration.” —Isabelle Grey, bestselling author of Wrong Way Home “A fabulously disturbing read! Carver really is a must read writer . . . Totally recommend.” —Northern Crime



Zombies Scare Me 100

Author : I. D. Oro

Publisher : I. D. Oro

Page : 328 pages

File Size : 14,20 MB

Release : 2017-11-03

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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Zombies do not exist in our world everyone reasons. Until each discovers that, there are real zombies in the United States! Society collapses as rule of law is missing. Members of the Alternative Right or Alt-Right group assassinate our President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden. John Boehner resigns from the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives for not doing Congresses bidding. The new Speaker of the House takes over on Halloween going by the name of President Buttercup. The government transfers its operations to Hawaii the only safe place in the United States from the zombies. The lies continue to pile on while the Muslims earn blame for the zombie outbreak, caused by a government mandated flu shot. A group of characters now must deal with the consequences of the zombie outbreak in the United States. Each of them will struggle to survive. Diana a baseball player lives with her grandparents and is afraid of zombies especially the kid zombies. Jose “Axe” will end up deported to Mexico the day after Halloween if everything goes as planned. John “Ax Murderer” resides at the Leavenworth, Kansas prison serving a life sentence for the killing on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Pepe “Judas Thaddeus” is a five year old celebrating his birthday at Chuck E. Cheese with his family. Joan works at the Oak Park Mall while she prepares for her friend’s surprise birthday party. Ascelina is from Winnipeg, Canada and loves watching each of the episodes of the Walking Dead with her two sisters. Peter is a doctor at Solara Hospital in Brownsville, Texas who ends up landing in a mental hospital after a suicide attempt. Angelic is running away from her stepson who is trying to kill her. Abban a Gringo is a professional wrestler in Mexico who needs to fly into Chicago to see his mother who is in a coma in the hospital. Our government censors the media by creating the Only Channel to control the information that we receive in the United States. The Only Channel begins to broadcast false propaganda to garner support for a new battle in the Middle East. Operation Zombies Scare Me will earn our country more sympathy worldwide than September 11. Finally leading the United Nations (U. N.) to approve of President Buttercup’s plan to exterminate all the Muslims from the Middle East in order to give all of the Middle East to the state of Israel. Israel will give the United States free oil and we will gain a more powerful ally in the world. (Word Count 66, 220)



Zombies Scare Me 103

Author : I. D. Oro

Publisher : I. D. Oro

Page : 280 pages

File Size : 20,15 MB

Release : 2023-01-01

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN :

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John “Ax Murderer” knows that he will never leave the prison in Leavenworth, Kansas since he is serving a life sentence for the killing on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Now Operation Zombies Scare Me is in effect after a new president comes to power in the United States of America. Two Missouri National Guard members tell John “Ax Murderer” the whole truth about Operation Zombies Scare Me since they are going to inject him with the flu vaccine to kill him. A mix up leads to John “Ax Murderer” and his friend Jose “Axe” leaving the prison with the rest of the prisoners to fight zombies outside of the walls. John “Ax Murderer” leads the way while they traverse towards a friend´s home that will help them out. John “Ax Murderer” decides that it is a better idea to travel to Cuba than to go to México. Jose “Axe” refuses to go to Cuba and now John “Ax Murderer” is on his own. John “Ax Murderer” plans to travel from Overland Park, Kansas to Saint Louis, Missouri to get in a boat to travel down the Mississippi River towards Cuba. Along the way he will meet a group of survivors who are also trying to avoid the zombies. A corrupt police officer Brayson locks John “Ax Murderer” inside of the family home since he needs John “Ax Murderer” to rob an armored truck with money. After leaving Brayson´s side John “Ax Murderer” meets a mysterious woman Sharon with a secret. Now John “Ax Murderer” is protecting her from the men that a racist leader is sending to kill her. Sharon and John “Ax Murderer” search for a boat while attempting to avoid the men that are trying to kill Sharon. Before John “Ax Murderer” can find a boat he meets a charismatic leader named Keagan who promises to get him a boat if he helps him defeat a racist leader who is killing his people. (Word Count 67,959)



Clowns and Rats Scare Me

Author : Cary Clack

Publisher : Trinity University Press

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 21,21 MB

Release : 2012-08-31

Category : Literary Collections

ISBN : 159534120X

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San Antonians love Cary Clack for the sparkle of wit and wisdom he brings to them in his column in the San Antonio Express-News. But his style and sensibility make his work equally popular far beyond that city. He offers pithy, probing coverage of national issues such as terrorism, racism, and child abuse, but his keen sense of humor often turns to the stuff of everyday life such as the inexplicable power of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and his terror of clowns. The columns collected here sample the best of 13 years' worth of Clack's amusing and thoughtful commentaries, and begin with an enlightening foreword by noted poet Naomi Shihab Nye.





Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) Fifth Anniversary Edition

Author : Alison Rosen

Publisher : Creators Publishing

Page : 126 pages

File Size : 50,31 MB

Release : 2023-11-17

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1962693058

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In honor of the fifth anniversary of "Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)," Alison Rosen has penned five never-before-seen essays. Find out why she loves bathrobes, hates needles in her face (but will allow them on occasion) and has already made peace with the way her children are going to let her down when she inevitably finds out she only has 10 minutes to live. And remember when she said puppies were harder than babies? She'd like to walk that back. Alison Rosen, host of the immensely popular podcast "Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend," is ready to conquer the world of books in this collection of hilarious and unpredictable columns. Alison wants to be living a fabulous life filled with myriad social engagements. She just also wants to not shower, put on a bra or leave the house. Plus, she dislikes dancing, the Fourth of July and costume parties that involve skimpy attire. Basically, if it’s fun, count her out, which is too bad, since she so desperately wants you to think she’s fun. "Tropical Attire Encouraged” came to be on her birthday a few years ago, when her husband, Daniel Quantz, presented her with a hand-bound book of her columns from the first year she was syndicated. He worked late at his office to keep it a surprise. At the top of each one, he included a hand-drawn illustration. Daniel told her he made it because he wanted her to know he believed in her and felt she should be published in book form. Also because one year she gave him an over-the-cabinet-door organizer, and he wanted her to really know—like, on a visceral level—just how crappy her gift was in comparison. (He didn’t say this, but it was implied.)