Imps or Demons for Dunces: An Everyday Story of Infernal Folk


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Everything you need to know about the Occult, but were too absolutely terrified to ask.. Just when you thought it was safe to stop believing in things that go bump in the night, this warts-and-all exposé of witchcraft will have you reaching for a four-leaf clover, crossing your fingers and dancing widdershins. J.W. Mort has got hold of the memoirs of Vinegar Tom Acetum, for years assumed to be a fictional character dreamed up by the Chelmsford WI and compiled them in this fascinating kill-and-tell tale of malevolence. Who needs international pandemics, deranged presidents and conspiracy theorists when you’ve got the devil and all his works laid out before you like Inquisition instruments of torture? All the lads are here, from Astaroth to Zoroaster, taking you on a headlong, madcap ride through European and American history as it really was. Make no mistake; IMPS will be a set text in all thinking schools and Hollywood is very interested. Is any of the hocus pocus of this books true? Would I lie to you? Or would I garotte and burn you instead?







The Devil’s Dictionary


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“Dictionary, n: A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.” Bierce’s groundbreaking Devil’s Dictionary had a complex publication history. Started in the mid-1800s as an irregular column in Californian newspapers under various titles, he gradually refined the new-at-the-time idea of an irreverent set of glossary-like definitions. The final name, as we see it titled in this work, did not appear until an 1881 column published in the periodical The San Francisco Illustrated Wasp. There were no publications of the complete glossary in the 1800s. Not until 1906 did a portion of Bierce’s collection get published by Doubleday, under the name The Cynic’s Word Book—the publisher not wanting to use the word “Devil” in the title, to the great disappointment of the author. The 1906 word book only went from A to L, however, and the remainder was never released under the compromised title. In 1911 the Devil’s Dictionary as we know it was published in complete form as part of Bierce’s collected works (volume 7 of 12), including the remainder of the definitions from M to Z. It has been republished a number of times, including more recent efforts where older definitions from his columns that never made it into the original book were included. Due to the complex nature of copyright, some of those found definitions have unclear public domain status and were not included. This edition of the book includes, however, a set of definitions attributed to his one-and-only “Demon’s Dictionary” column, including Bierce’s classic definition of A: “the first letter in every properly constructed alphabet.” Bierce enjoyed “quoting” his pseudonyms in his work. Most of the poetry, dramatic scenes and stories in this book attributed to others were self-authored and do not exist outside of this work. This includes the prolific Father Gassalasca Jape, whom he thanks in the preface—“jape” of course having the definition: “a practical joke.” This book is a product of its time and must be approached as such. Many of the definitions hold up well today, but some might be considered less palatable by modern readers. Regardless, the book’s humorous style is a valuable snapshot of American culture from past centuries. This book is part of the Standard Ebooks project, which produces free public domain ebooks.




Wuthering Heights


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Wuthering Heights is the name of Mr. HeathcliffÕs dwelling. ÔWutheringÕ being a significant provincial adjective, descriptive of the atmospheric tumult to which its station is exposed in stormy weather. Pure, bracing ventilation they must have up there at all times, indeed: one may guess the power of the north wind blowing over the edge, by the excessive slant of a few stunted firs at the end of the house; and by a range of gaunt thorns all stretching their limbs one way, as if craving alms of the sun. Happily, the architect had foresight to build it strong: the narrow windows are deeply set in the wall, and the corners defended with large jutting stones. Before passing the threshold, I paused to admire a quantity of grotesque carving lavished over the front, and especially about the principal door; above which, among a wilderness of crumbling griffins and shameless little boys, I detected the date Ô1500,Õ and the name ÔHareton Earnshaw.Õ I would have made a few comments, and requested a short history of the place from the surly owner; but his attitude at the door appeared to demand my speedy entrance, or complete departure, and I had no desire to aggravate his impatience previous to inspecting the penetralium. One stop brought us into the family sitting-room, without any introductory lobby or passage: they call it here Ôthe houseÕ pre-eminently. It includes kitchen and parlour, generally; but I believe at Wuthering Heights the kitchen is forced to retreat altogether into another quarter: at least I distinguished a chatter of tongues, and a clatter of culinary utensils, deep within; and I observed no signs of roasting, boiling, or baking, about the huge fireplace; nor any glitter of copper saucepans and tin cullenders on the walls. One end, indeed, reflected splendidly both light and heat from ranks of immense pewter dishes, interspersed with silver jugs and tankards, towering row after row, on a vast oak dresser, to the very roof. The latter had never been under-drawn: its entire anatomy lay bare to an inquiring eye, except where a frame of wood laden with oatcakes and clusters of legs of beef, mutton, and ham, concealed it. Above the chimney were sundry villainous old guns, and a couple of horse-pistols: and, by way of ornament, three gaudily-painted canisters disposed along its ledge. The floor was of smooth, white stone; the chairs, high-backed, primitive structures, painted green: one or two heavy black ones lurking in the shade. In an arch under the dresser reposed a huge, liver-coloured bitch pointer, surrounded by a swarm of squealing puppies; and other dogs haunted other recesses.




The Folk-tales of the Magyars


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Part of "a vast and precious store of folk-lore...found amongst the Magyars" (preface), including stories of giants, fairies and witches, and superstitions concerning animals, plants, stones, and sundries.




Lestrade and the Devil's Own


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In this, the final installment of the Lestrade Mystery Series, Lestrade is arrested on suspicion of murder after a woman dies in his arms on the streets of London.




The Country of the Blind, and Other Stories


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Welcome to the thought-provoking realm of H. G. Wells' *The Country of the Blind, and Other Stories*, where imagination meets incisive social commentary and the boundaries of reality blur with fantasy. As you embark on this literary journey, prepare to be captivated by the visionary narratives that have defined the genre of science fiction. Delve into the titular story, *The Country of the Blind*, where a sighted man finds himself in a secluded valley inhabited by the blind. Explore the profound themes of perception, adaptation, and the often arbitrary nature of normalcy as Wells challenges our understanding of reality. Witness how this tale weaves the threads of human experience into a tapestry that invites reflection on the essence of humanity. Wells’ masterful storytelling traverses a range of captivating themes, including societal evolution, the interplay of science and morality, and the consequences of technological advancement. Through rich character development and vivid imagery, he presents a compelling critique of contemporary society that resonates with readers across generations. The overall tone of the collection is both contemplative and speculative, skillfully balancing the eerie with the enlightening. Wells’ pioneering approach has garnered critical acclaim, establishing him as a titan of science fiction whose insights remain relevant today. This collection appeals to a broad audience, from ardent science fiction fans to casual readers intrigued by moral dilemmas and the human condition. Wells' ability to intertwine fantastical elements with relatable human emotions ensures that each story leaves an indelible mark. As you immerse yourself in *The Country of the Blind, and Other Stories*, you'll discover not just engaging tales, but a profound exploration of our world and the choices we face. Wells’ unique perspective and narrative style make this collection an essential addition to the library of any literature enthusiast. In conclusion, *The Country of the Blind, and Other Stories* is more than just a collection of tales; it is a thought-provoking examination of the human experience that continues to resonate with readers today. Whether you're revisiting Wells' genius or experiencing it for the first time, prepare to be challenged and inspired by the depth and breadth of his imagination. Don't miss your chance to explore the fascinating world of H. G. Wells. Let *The Country of the Blind, and Other Stories* transport you to a landscape of thought-provoking narratives and timeless themes. Grab your copy now and join the ranks of readers captivated by Wells’ enduring literary brilliance.




The Hill of Dreams


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This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.




Degeneration


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Letters from Madras


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