Irish Wit, Wisdom and Humor


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Over 1,000 uniquely Irish jokes, puns, and witty observations fit to split anyone’s sides! Take a hilarious tour through Irish history and popular culture, with inimitable insights from Irish celebrities, writers, artists, and more. Ireland sober is Ireland stiff. This collection compiles over 1,000 witticisms, musings, deep thoughts, and one-liners from and about Ireland. Inside you’ll find insights from some of the best representatives of the Emerald Isle, including: • James Joyce • Oscar Wilde • Bono • Edna O'Brien • C.S. Lewis • Sinead O'Connor • George Bernard Shaw • And many more! Distilled from the most popular jokes, witticisms, and wisecracks in Irish history and pop culture, this book is the perfect read for when you want a quick laugh!




Oscar Wilde's Wit and Wisdom


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Amusing, thought-provoking epigrams, aphorisms, and other jests from the plays, essays, and lively conversation of Oscar Wilde offer a feast of humorous and profound quips. Nearly 400 quotes.




500 Best Irish Jokes and Limericks


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Here are 500 of the very best one-liners, groaners, and limericks to come from a people who turn them out.







Cowboy Wisdom


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An inspiring collection of over 200 favorite quotations about the Old West. From Roy Rogers to Will Rogers, Gene Autry to John Wayne, cowboys have always been a part of America. Now, Cowboy Wisdom collects over 200 essential quotes from history, myth and culture about the defining era of the Wild West, including humor, wise words, and powerful quotations. Cowboy Wisdom is great for the lover of the cowboy days, western movies, and Americana. Cowboy Wisdom presents a carefully curated collection of fun, ribald, and classic quotes celebrating the spirit of the days gone by.




Leprechaun Luck


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May this book bring a smile,some happiness, too,and may the luck of the Irishbe always with you.




The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill


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This enchanting collection brings together hundreds of Churchill's wittiest remarks as a record of all that was best about this endearing, conceited, talented and wildly funny Englishman.




Speaking My Mind


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The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.




The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book


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The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.




Irish Proverbs and Sayings


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Unleash the power of Irish wit and wisdom with this collection of quotes, proverbs and blessings from Padraic O'Farrell. Discover the timeless wisdom of great Irish men such as Shaw, Wilde, Synge and Swift, as well as the unspoiled gems of Irish folklore and legend. Perfect for those seeking a taste of Irish culture, this book is a must-have for anyone celebrating St Patrick's Day and beyond. * There's no point in keeping a dog if you are going to do your own barking. * The best way to get an Irishman to refuse to do something is by ordering it. * Initiative is praiseworthy when it succeeds, stupid when it fails. * Burning the candle at both ends will soon leave you without a light.“/p> * The smaller the cottage, the wider the door. * Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde