Karate Stupid


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The Japanese Instructors' Course is infamous in the karate world. In 1997 only four westerners had completed this elite martial training. Karate Stupid is the true story of Scott Langley's Journey, spanning five years, chronicling the highs and lows of facing karate's toughest challenge and how he learnt to survive and never give in.




Stupid History


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A treasury of historical hilarity from the New York Times-bestselling coauthor of America’s Dumbest Criminals! Why exactly is Paul Revere revered when it was Samuel Prescott who made the famous ride? Was the lightbulb really Thomas Edison’s bright idea? Bestselling author and former Saturday Night Live writer Leland Gregory employs his masterful wit to expose historical myths, faux “facts,” strange events, and tales of human stupidity throughout history. You’ll learn that: * Magellan didn’t actually make it around the world * As a member of Parliament, Isaac Newton spoke only once, and it wasn’t exactly a statement of political brilliance for the ages * On April 24, 1898, Spain declared war on the U.S., thus starting the Spanish-American War—and then the U.S. declared war the very next day, but not wanting to be outdone, had the date on the declaration changed from April 25 to April 21 With these and many more stories, Leland Gregory once again highlights the funny side of history.




Black Belt


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The oldest and most respected martial arts title in the industry, this popular monthly magazine addresses the needs of martial artists of all levels by providing them with information about every style of self-defense in the world - including techniques and strategies. In addition, Black Belt produces and markets over 75 martial arts-oriented books and videos including many about the works of Bruce Lee, the best-known marital arts figure in the world.




Shu-Ha-Ri - Evolving Karate Thoughts


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I started writing articles when I was twenty-two years old - what did I know? Four short years earlier my A Level history teacher had called me semi-illiterate after I handed in a sloppily written essay.However, youth is wasted on the young and wisdom is wasted on the old. With childlike enthusiasm I set about publishing my thoughts and ideas. As age tried to crow-bar a little wisdom into me, the topics I focused on and the beliefs I formulated changed. So too, did my writing.For this book I have cherry-picked thirty-five articles, spanning twenty-three years. They are the musings of an insomniac's mind. I hope they shed a little light on how I have bumbled along the way and endeavoured to create my own version of Shu-Ha-Ri.




Black Belt


Book Description

The oldest and most respected martial arts title in the industry, this popular monthly magazine addresses the needs of martial artists of all levels by providing them with information about every style of self-defense in the world - including techniques and strategies. In addition, Black Belt produces and markets over 75 martial arts-oriented books and videos including many about the works of Bruce Lee, the best-known marital arts figure in the world.




Dumb Ideas


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From the brilliantly demented minds behind The Eric Andre Show and Bad Trip, an insane illustrated compendium about the art of pranking. Eric André is a master of the art of pranking—“an Andy Kaufman for the Four Loko generation,” as Spin magazine once hailed him. For over a decade, he and longtime collaborator Dan Curry have dreamed up and performed a cornucopia of outrageous, often illegal, and always death-defying hijinks for the Adult Swim series The Eric Andre Show, as well as in the hit movie Bad Trip. Now, in their very first book, Eric and Dan reveal the secret fuel behind their surrealistic prank machine. Get ready to gorge your thirsty peepers on epic stories of shame, redemption, and glory behind pranks so dumb they’re brilliant…and beyond the realm of criticism. But wait, there’s more! This pranktastic potpourri includes: -Tips for prankers of any skill level, from the importance of a “safe word” to why you should always keep the camera rolling, even after the prank is over. -All new pranks to try at home such as “Jell-O Surprise,” “Benadryl Steaks,” “Amateur Graverobber” and “The Jim Morrison.” -Wild behind-the-scenes stories about the most classic pranks from The Eric Andre Show and Bad Trip. -Learn about the dark existential dread behind everyone’s favorite mac-and-cheese-spurting DJ, Kraft Punk. -Discover how Eric avoided getting stabbed when a penis-in-a-finger-trap prank went horribly wrong. -Exclusive never-before-filmed pranks deemed too hot for TV. -Inspirational quotes from philosophers so obscure that they might not even exist. Artfully designed, loaded with funny photos, and a gracious foreblurb by Jack Black, Dumb Ideas is an essential manual for getting a laugh out of friends, family, and complete strangers—and staying out of jail while doing it.




Unusually Stupid Celebrities


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The Greeks honored Zeus, the Romans revered Juno, but modern civilization worships a different sort of god: Celebrity. Face it, we follow the stars’ every move, fashion choice, and deliciously dishy affairs. Now Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, authors of Unusually Stupid Americans, pull the demanding divas, screwball stars, and celebu-twits off their pedestals–and prove it doesn’t take a degree in rocket science to become famous. Cases in point: • Courtney Love misses an important court date relating to “possession of a controlled substance” because she can’t find a professional bodyguard at the last minute. • Mariah Carey’s entourage includes a skirt-from-touching-floor specialist, a towel hand-off person, and a professional drink holder/lifter. • Savvy traveler Paris Hilton concludes that all of Europe is, “like, French.” • Mensa candidate and rocker Tommy Lee is pretty sure that Winston Churchill was president during the Civil War, that the numeric equivalent of pi is “the two-equals-MC-squared thing,” and that an isosceles triangle is “somewhere in Bermuda.” Feuds, faith, family, money, sex, tantrums, travel–no star-studded stone is left unturned. Filled with jaw-dropping anecdotes, quirky quotes, and special stupid-celebrity awards, Unusually Stupid Celebrities provides a red-faced glimpse of the red carpet.




Life on the Beaver River


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Life on the Beaver River by Paul Yanuziello is a must-read for fans of animal adventure. Explore the rugged wilderness of the Beaver River and discover the adventures of Reddy, a brave red squirrel determined to find his place among the diverse creatures who call the river home. From facing fierce birds of prey and a trio of enemies who want Reddy gone to befriending a duck who thinks he is a goose, Reddy’s journey is full of fun, excitement and danger. This exhilarating tale, brought to life with stunning illustrations by Joshua Miller, will capture the hearts of readers of all ages.




Mexico Wall 130


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President K. K. K. (Kris Kitty Kleptomaniac) wins the 2016 Presidential Election with a promise to build the Mexico Wall and deport all of the illegal aliens. His campaign slogan is, ‘Make America 4 the Rich Again’, while he intends to make the United States of America a playground for the rich 1% of the population. His political party the Government of the Rich (G. O. P.) are fully behind his plan to deport everyone and anyone who is not part of the rich 1%. The politicians, mercenaries of Dump-water, and their families will be exempt from deportation. Presidential executive orders arrive which declare any United States of America citizen that does not have $1,000 in the bank a public charge. Anyone who is not part of the rich 1% is now an illegal alien as their United States of America birthright citizenship disappears. They are subject to deportation to Mexico. Muslim terrorist earn blame for a batch of contaminated bullets that the government of the United States of America laced with anthrax. President Kleptomaniac issues executive orders banning all bullets from the United States of America. Everyone must now turn in all of their bullets to the government. Those possessing bullets in the United States of America after the deadline earn the title of terrorist and get a one way ticket to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. A cast of characters must now traverse the new laws. Ita must listen to the crazy conspiracy theories about the government trying to take away everyone’s guns. Jesus Ramiro is debating whether he should steal company secrets to pay off his student loans. Wilford shares the latest conspiracy theories while he fixes the toilet of one of his customers. Pastor James is still trying to produce some talking points for a sermon at his, ‘Pastor James 420 Church’ in Denver, Colorado. Rebeca has to deal with some problems at the fast food restaurant which will alter her life. Helga finds an ad for a job with a mercenary company. Stephanie really enjoys her new foster care parents until something happens to put her world into chaos. Amy is enjoying her life while her cheap husband keeps on trying to cut her expenses to save for some disaster during retirement. Jazlynn begins to doubt the justice system when she wins a court case with overwhelming evidence to exonerate the person that she is persecuting.




’Til Death Do Us Part


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Dakota Lewis is determined to never live the same life as her mothera sheltered housewife mistreated by her abusive husband. As she heads off to Columbia University on a full scholarship, Dakota is excited to begin a new life inspired by her love of God. Two years later, Dakota gets involved with Rakiem Bennett, a martial artist with a heart of gold and a dream of one day managing a dojo that will provide an escape for at-risk children. But Dakota sees other plans for their future, setting off a series of disagreements that prompts her to doubt their relationship. As she battles her own problems and worsening family burdens, Dakotas prayers are left unanswered, leaving her to question her faith in God. She then meets Dominique, a successful entrepreneur who quickly sweeps her off her feetand discovers Rakiems infidelity, leading her to choose Dominique as her life partner. But it is not long before Dakota finds herself in the midst of her worst fear: trapped in an abusive marriage, just like her mother. In this emotional tale, a woman desperate to escape her madness must learn to rely on her faith and inner strength to break a cycle of abuse as she seek her true destiny.