Little Miss Naughty


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They're back! Rediscover the zaniest and most lovable characters you've ever met in the Mr. Men and Little Miss series—the best-selling, timeless, and universal books, which have sold millions of copies worldwide. Digitally available for the first time, these bright, charming books, with their easily recognizable characters, are easy enough for young readers and witty enough for adults. This fantastic read-to-me edition is read by Audie and Grammy award-winning narrator of Harry Potter, Jim Dale, who perfectly captures each character’s unique voice and personality. Get ready to fall in love with Mr. Men and Little Miss books all over again or for the very first time!




Little Miss Naughty and the Good Fairy


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When Little Miss Naughty meets the Good Fairy, she sure is in for a surprise! Little Miss Naughty always wants to be . . . well, naughty. So she steals the Good Fairy’s wand and tries to ruin all the Mr. Men’s and Little Misses’ days! But she is surprised when everything keeps turning out for the best. And really, what fun is that?




Naughty Girl's Guide to Los Angeles


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Your Naughty Travel Guide to Los Angeles is here! How many times have you traveled to a city and wondered where to go for the sexiest bars, clubs and restaurants? Where to attend a pirate-themed party? How to find a fetish hotel that caters to your kinks? This is not your average travel book on Los Angeles, this is your naughty guide to the city. The book, written by sex coach and adult entertainer Sienna Sinclaire, is a gorgeous mix of travel information, sexy photos and naughty historical tidbits of Hollywood’s not so innocent past and present. Get your copy today and learn all about L.A.'s naughty side. Whether you live in Los Angeles or you're traveling solo, with your girlfriends or with your lover this book is an indispensable guide in the quest to discover the sexy side of L.A. Plus this book lets you determine how naughty you want to get. Maybe you want some clean, sexy fun with your lover at a strip club where the girls keep their clothes on? Or maybe you want to get as naughty as you can with some fetish play by hiring a Mistress for you and your lover? That's up to you to decide and this book will show you how. It's the perfect coffee table book and gift for those who love history, photography and traveling but are looking for something a little naughty!




The Little Bit Naughty Book of Blow Jobs


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.




Before We Were Strangers


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From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M




Little Miss Fabulous


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Do you dare to be a little fabulous? Let this Little Miss show you how it's done! Little Miss Fabulous has the most fabulous hair, which she wears in the most fabulous styles. Everywhere she goes, she sets new fashion trends! Not even the envious Little Miss Splendid can rain on her parade. Little Miss Fabulous proves that having good style is all about confidence—and just a bit of creativity!




Naughty Claudine's Christmas


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Because Claudine thinks Santa is rude, she tries to keep him from coming down her chimney by getting on his naughty list.




Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words


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Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance about starting over and taking chances. Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born. Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor. Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!




Mr. Marvelous


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Embrace your inner marvelousness with the most marvelous man in the classic Mr. Men series! Mr. Marvelous can out-tickle Mr. Tickle, outrun Mr. Rush, and out-chatter Little Miss Chatterbox. He is simply a marvel! But when he tries to out-naught Little Miss Naughty, he finds that there's nothing marvelous about playing tricks on people. Will he lose himself in a prank fight, or learn to embrace his naturally marvelous personality?




Little Miss Fon Sat on Her Kon: A Sanook Guide to the Thai Language


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Make your life in Thailand considerably easier with this uncensored, unconventional, and sanook Thai language guide book by an expat who made all the mistakes until he began to understand something about the Thai people and the Thai language! Word for word, this book is likely to give you more of the soul of the Thai language (and of its people) than any other book of comparable length.