Mashed Myths


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How did Jason defeat the dreaded farting Harpies? Was Hercules's hair really that great, really? And why did Perseus love fish milkshakes so much?It's fractured fairy tales meets Homer in this hysterical collection of rollicking classic tales aimed squarely at 7 to 13 year olds who like to laugh, and laugh a lot. You might even become an Ancient Greek Expert along the way!With giants, magic, monsters (including Medusa, Cyclops and the Minotaur), adventure, comedy, jokes, silliness and everything that appeals to 7 to 13 year olds, this funny fast paced, comical retelling of the classic myths is a book kids will love to read and read again.




Salish Myths and Legends


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The rich storytelling traditions of Salish-speaking peoples in the Pacific Northwest of North America are showcased in this anthology of story, legend, song, and oratory. From the Bitterroot Mountains to the Pacific Ocean, Salish-speaking communities such as the Bella Coola, Shuswap, Tillamook, Quinault, Colville-Okanagan, Coeur d'Alene, and Flathead have always been guided and inspired by the stories of previous generations. Many of the most influential and powerful of those tales appear in this volume.øSalish Myths and Legends features an array of Trickster stories centered on Coyote, Mink, and other memorable characters, as well as stories of the frightening Basket Ogress, accounts of otherworldly journeys, classic epic cycles such as South Wind?s Journeys and the Bluejay Cycle, tales of such legendary animals as Beaver and Lady Louse from the beginning of time, and stories that explain why things are the way they are. The anthology also includes humorous traditional tales, speeches, and fascinating stories of encounters with whites, including ?Circling Raven and the Jesuits.?øøTranslated by leading scholars working in close collaboration with Salish storytellers, these stories are certain to entertain and provoke, vividly testifying to the enduring power of storytelling in Native communities.




Myths and Mysteries of Kentucky


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Myths and Mysteries of Kentucky reveals the dark and ominous cloud of mysteries and myths that hovers over the Bluegrass State. This book offers residents, travelers, history buffs, and ghost hunters a refreshingingly lively collection of stories about Kentucky's unsolved murders, legendary villains, lingering ghosts, terrifying myths, and haunted places.




Tickled Tales for Giggles


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"Tickled Tales for Giggles: Robin Hood's Cupcake Quest": In the whimsical world of "Tickled Tales for Giggles: Robin Hood's Cupcake Quest," classic myths meet a delicious dose of humor, offering an entertaining and lighthearted twist on the legendary tales of the merry outlaw, Robin Hood. The story takes place in a time that's neither the beginning nor the end but comfortably in the middle – the Middle Ages. But these aren't your typical knights, kings, or dragons; this world is full of playful oddities and a dash of "cupcake magic." The book kicks off with a playful showdown between Robin Hood and the notorious Prince John. While Prince John enjoys delicious cupcakes (and cupcakes are serious business), he's also busy plotting against Robin Hood, who's wearing a conspicuous sign that reads "Definitely NOT Robin Hood." However, Robin can't resist the allure of an archery competition, and that's where the fun truly begins. He enters the contest, not for glory but for the tempting prize of a solid silver arrow – and, of course, a chance to shoot arrows and indulge in more cupcakes. As the archery competition unfolds, we meet other colorful characters aims for the bullseye while indulging in frequent, humorous bouts of flatulence. The target keeps getting pushed farther away, leading to a climax that's both absurd and uproarious. In a surprising twist, Robin Hood, blindfolded and using an arrow that seems to have a mind of its own, manages to split the arrow right down the middle, winning the competition. But, of course, it's not just about the win – it's about fun and laughter. This victory attracts the attention of the enigmatic Prince John and his conniving Sheriff of Nottingham. With accusations flying and threats of arrests, a cheerful band of Merry Men, old and new, teams up to face the self-proclaimed king and his bumbling sheriff.













American Myths and Legends


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Great Smokies Myths and Legends


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Is it possible that the woman who raised Abraham Lincoln was actually his half-sister, and that the man he knew as his grandfather had conducted a scandalous affair with a servant girl? Was Nancy Dude really a murderous witch, or the victim of relentless calamities that would stretch anyone beyond the bounds of sanity? Should Horace Kephart be considered a hero for his work to protect the area of the Great Smokies, where a moutain was named in his honor, or a drunken scoundrel who uprooted families from the homes and farms they’d had for generations? From Sam Houston’s childhood among the Cherokee to the mysterious “road to nowhere”, Great SmokiesMyths and Legends makes history fun and pulls back the curtain on some of this national park’s most fascinating and compelling stories.




The Daily Mash: Class Wars


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A guide to the British class system, by the UK's leading satirical website, The Daily Mash.